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Will the Wooldom conquer our fear of Winter Steelhead?

I get envious when I see a grinning angler holding a yard or more of dripping chrome. I realize he’s still under the influence of all that adrenaline – which makes the grin appear natural…

It isn’t. The poor SOB spent half a day in frozen slush with icy rain trickling down his forearm with each backstroke, his buddies are huddled next to the fire on the sandbar wishing he’d quit so they can get indoors and count their fingers …

The last time I caught a steelhead I had neoprene and It's just a thoughteveryone else didn’t. As they shuffled out of the water to the fire I’d move closer to the best lie. For my suffering I was rewarded with a bonafide hookup and landed a 10 lb buck.

I couldn’t feel my feet as I turned toward the bank and shuffled towards dry land, ignoring all them fellows headed the opposite direction suddenly aware that fish existed in that god forsaken freezer.

On dry land it was worse. I numb-foot it behind a bush and fumble for my better half … to find it had the good sense to hide inside the body cavity…

Gave me a good scare.

I realized Steelhead fishermen were a breed apart, and talk soft when among them. I figure to repay the favor, fellows – you may want to try a Wooldom.

Tags: steelhead, icy river, frozen testes, wooldom,

Fishouflage, so your kid can wear it to his Prom

Talk about a “bait and switch” – I was all geared up to insist we all buy it so that our corpse was indistinguishable from the bottom, guaranteeing our watery resting place was undisturbed.

Or, the astounding scientific evidence that we’d be invisible to fish were we to slip it over waders…

Instead, I’ve stumbled on an angling fashion plate – only the hardcore professional angler “wears their passion on our sleeve.”

As I shamefacedly gazed down at my sleeve, it appears my passion is Hamburger … with mustard …

“The angling community never had a universally acceptable image, and now we do.”

Anglers have a universally robust image; hard drinking, womanizing timewasters, ignoring societal taboos and overgrown lawns with equal vigor. Our sermons are delivered from the couch, our whereabouts largely unknown, and our conquests legion.

We’ve had poets, ball players, singers, writers and a half dozen Presidents as our spokespeople. While we’re searching for the next great Angling Contemporary to rally behind and crystallize our issues, running around in foul smelling camouflage will just make us an Al Qaeda splinter cell.

Fishouflage, umm – I’ll wait.

Tags: fishouflage, angling fashion, wear passion on our sleeve, timewaster, Al Qaeda, societal taboo, fly fishing humor

“Less is More” holds for both writing and hot weather wading

Now that the prototype has dried out I can claim that it runs in the family. Idiocy mostly, but occasionally us Singlebarbed menfolk come out of the kitchen clutching some napkin-based idea that’s been done seventeen times before yet lacks military epaulets or bondage belt buckles popularized by the late King of Pop.

My steady whining about “too damn hot” is only drowned out by Igneous Rock’s louder lament of the same issue. He has to transition from San Francisco’s steady 65° to my summertime 105° within a 45 minute drive. Despite my living here for the last decade, the combination of humidity near the water and the forced march through the Scorching Sands of Death – has the both of us looking for something better.

… cooler, actually.

I pried the “concept” vest out of his hands as soon as I laid eyes on it. I claimed “eminent domain” as the waters nearby were all mine, he countered with “blood-rite-of-Firstborn”, but I rattled a boxful of experimental flies he hadn’t seen and won temporary custody.

The Hot Weather vest

This is merely a concept to test construction and fabrics, but the lack of fabric sets it apart from traditional fare and diminishes the heat burden significantly. Especially the back – where the large rear pocket on a vest means a double layer of fabric – complimented by the hydration pack to make a third layer of stifling warmth.

A lot of our fishing is single-purpose. All that’s needed is a couple boxes of flies, a couple spools of tippet, and a set of nippers. Shad comes to mind – hot temperatures, wading up to your navel and only one box of flies needed. Ditto for Carp and most Bass fishing.

The complexity of fishing technology is not always in our best interest. Many products are spat out like computer software, where vendors try to find some whiz-bang gadget that sets the 2010 model apart from the 2009 version, hoping you buy both. I own one and am quite pleased with it, yet have no need for half the pockets and during shad season the bottom four inches are underwater.

All the super-secret components of the next prototype are absent so older brother doesn’t mind revealing what may become a hot-weather-shorty vest. I figure I can trade flies for a neck-level cell phone pocket – I’m always on a short tether during fire season and carry one on my local trips. It’ll double as an iPod harness for the younger crowd, many of whom prefer to drown out the tinkle of the brook with the sounds of molten metal.

… and no, the lower pocket “camouflage” pattern is entirely my doing – compliments of a tunneling muskrat and opaque water. It’ll cost me some flies when Older Bro sees his “Mona Lisa” defaced, but we’ve determined it drains quickly enough – under duress.

If I could turn it into a set of “Miami Vice” shoulder holsters it’d set the Florida flats afire …

Tinkering with these products are usually a fusion of what you do for a living with what you do for a hobby. It’s that “outside the box” thinking that births the revolutionary idea versus the evolutionary. If only a couple of the ideas planned for this harness work out  – the boys at SIMM’s are going to kick themselves …

Tags: shorty wading vest, Igneous Rock, iPod, hydration pack, hot weather vest, muskrat, SIMM’s

Singlebarbed debuts the “Sixth Finger” Scissor – Can fly tying be improved by a fellow with mud between his toes?

My childhood was interspersed with some family member saying, “Hmm” and disappearing into the basement to craft the “John Wayne Super-Sport Rubberband Gun” – allowing me to cut a swath through the opposition forces which were armed with antiquated single shot muzzleloaders.

… as Hisself was the local paperboy with access to millions of rounds of ammunition, life was good for a few short weeks until the partisans discovered rocks …

The lesson is the same, the better mousetrap exists in countless garages and only the occasional product is pursued from napkin illustration to vendor countertop. Those that make the journey can always be improved upon to accommodate new functionality the original design didn’t anticipate.

I had my “Ah-ha” moment last year while doing a little research on surgical scissors. I stumbled across a design that looked promising, bought a couple of sets to try, and liked the result but also recognized it had shortcomings.

Without a foundry and metallurgical skills, I managed to mock up a pair using wire – and that was close enough to be a proof of concept. I had something and the idea was good enough to pursue.

The Sixth Finger from Singlebarbed

The Singlebarbed “Sixth Finger”, designed to remain in the hand for the duration of the tying session. One over-sized finger hole allows the scissor to be worn like a wedding ring – at the base of the finger and keeps the points away from your work and them precious eyeballs.

Wear them like a ring

If you watch fly tiers they fall into two groups; those that keep the scissors in their hand at all times, and those that set them down. Bulky finger holes make it more difficult to close your hand around the scissor – and can slightly restrict the use of the fingers during material preparation.

Points out of the way - and away from your eyes

Absent that extra wad of metal, the hand can close naturally around the scissor and give the fingers a full range of motion during material staging and placement.

Thumb makes the cut

Simply open your hand to make a cut, using the thumb to press on the spring-loaded handle.

These are light scissors with fine points and a finger hole designed for big hammy hands, not the smaller style common to other scissors and the embroidery trade. 4.5” inches long and made of surgical stainless steel with faux gold handles. These will work with either left or right hands.

Angling products are normally colored by Madison Avenue’s blessed action words; “revolutionary”, “extreme modulus”, “laser engraved”, “sublime action”, and “rocket-taper” … Singlebarbed would rather skip the heavy platitudes – rather we’ll let the testimony of our peers divulge just how tasty these scissors perform:

The plastic container said “tear at notch to vent” and I placed the spaghetti and meatballs in the in the microwave and pushed the start button. I was leaning against the sink and watching the table rumble around when I heard the “cla-clunk” of the mailbox lid. I opened the front door and reached into the box and found your package and returned to my lean on the sink while cutting away the clear tape. As I lifted the top of the box I was startled by a large pop and looked up to see that the top had blown off the ready-to-eat-meal and now my lunch was sticking to the ceiling of the microwave.

Luckily for me, I was holding a box full of “quilted packaging material” to assist in red sauce removal. I can’t thank you enough.
 
Oh, and the knuckle-scissors are neat too.

Even the packing material is multi-purpose – as we’ve spared no expense.

The scissors are available via Google Checkout on this site, simply click on the advertisment to initiate the purchase.
 How to Use the Sixth Finger

Most will find it completely intuitive as the scissor shape and gravity dictates most of the motion.

Three basic positions are used to “holster” or cut with the points. Depending on the size of your fingers most will find the holster position somewhere behind the knuckle and the base of the finger.

Scissor in holstered position

Absent that big metal second finger hole – your hand can flex naturally while positioning materials in preparation for them to be secured to the hook shank. So long as the hand is tilted upward the scissors remain out of the way.

Full range of motion for the fingers containing the scissor

Once the materials are secured with thread just tilt the hand downward and the scissors will fall into the “cut” position. The overly large finger hole allows the scissor more motion on the finger than traditional tying tools – and accommodates larger hands – so chafing is at a minimum.

Gravity assists in reaching the cutting position

All that remains is to press your thumb against the spring loaded scissor and the cut is made. Tilt the hand and the “Sixth Finger” falls back into the holstered position.

Thumb presses spring loaded bar to make the cut

Having tied flies for thirty years and used a wide range of scissors – from four dollar specials to surgeon’s scissors, I’m personally quite thrilled at the result. Having the scissors at the ready cut an additional 30 seconds off of my tying time – compared to regular scissors – and if you’re not used to holding the scissors in your hand you should save at least a minute or two versus hunting for them in the debris at the vise base.

These are fine point – light duty; no cutting of bead chain or prying open tuna cans, heavy work is best left to larger shear-style scissors. These will cover the bulk of your cutting and should provide great service. They will not tire your hand or chafe the ring finger.

From innocent angler to state and local taxes, lawyers, patent discovery, and all the ills I’ve preached against. Not something a fellow does willingly. I suppose it’s moot testament to the rigors of paper napkins and the “better mousetrap.”

I’m counting on you seeing the difference at first use.

Dealer inquiries are welcome.

Tags: Singlebarbed scissor, sixth finger fly tying scissors, surgical stainless, fine point scissors, shameless commerce, fly tying tools, EBAY

The Wader Cooler, only raises your voice by a couple octaves

Sure I’m blushing, I keep scratching chin trying to figure whether it’s an icy male “enhancement”  or whether I can mount it on the vest and pipe the exhaust down a leg.

It’s new life for the neoprene waders we’ve got stashed in the closet; what with their superior floatation, warmth in Winter, and doesn’t ship water inboard when you take a header. We were in better shape prior to “breathable” as we had to fight both current and Rubberband effect.

Half of us would toss the three-ply and return to Neoprene if we could cool the “swamp” a bit. I’d grip my personal swamp cooler between hammy cheeks and enunciate carefully so my voice didn’t crack into a falsetto…

Wader Cooler 4 AA batteries ensures five hours of continuous operation – exchanging fetid wader dampness for cool moist air.

Just clamp it firmly between your hams and try not to giggle.

Back at the campground and attached to a tent pole – it’ll restore a thin veneer of civilization to your outpost and may even make the family speak to you again.

At $44.95, that’s about 5% of the cost of the new whizbang wader – and with $5 of batteries per day, it should get you another decade on those old SIMM’s stashed in your closet.

Tags: battery operated swamp cooler, male enhancement, neoprene waders, wader cooler,

Is the Noose tightening on Abel Automatics Inc?

The Madoff finish AbelWe’ve mentioned in past posts that Abel Automatics Inc., maker of the Abel reel, has their destiny intertwined with the Bernard Madoff scandal.

Abel Holdings LLC owns Abel Automatics – and both Andrew and Mark Madoff are principals for Abel Holdings, with Andrew Madoff listed as the CEO of Abel Automatics Inc.

Loans made to both sons by the elder Madoff are being contested by the court appointed trustee, Irving Picard, and are likely to be considered Ponzi funds eligible for seizure.

Mark Madoff owes his parents $22 million, and Andrew Madoff owes $9.5 million, according to the filing.

CBS News is reporting that civil suits will be filed against both sons to recover the money.

One source says Picard will seek in excess of $50 million – including at least $30 million in loans to the sons. He is not accusing them of wrongdoing; instead his goal is to recapture money diverted from Bernie Madoff’s massive Ponzi scheme.

A judgment against the Madoff sons will require liquidation of assets to repay the victims of the elder Madoff’s avarice. Which assets are unknown – as is the son’s ability to absorb such a loss.

Outside of the spectacle of rich people and their money, our interest is in the fate of the reel company, Abel Automatics Inc – and whether the Madoff assets will be seized by the government, or whether the sons will be allowed an orderly liquidation and repayment of the original loans.

In one case, Abel Reels will be sold to someone else and in the other – the US government owns the banks, the doctors, and is now making some tasty reels – proof of the decline and fall of free market capitalism…

… actually, in either case the company is likely to be sold.

I just wanted to make the Hardy-Grey’s corporation sweat bullets …

Tags: Andrew Madoff, Mark Madoff, Bernie Madoff, Abel Automatics Inc., Abel Holdings LLC, Irving Picard, Ponzi scheme, Hardy reels

I just need regular rubber, the creek provides the Sticky

I was doing the math on the current set of hip boots and rather than pooch out the lower lip claiming I’d been used cruelly, I realized that my seasons are a bit different than most…

Hodgeman Wadewell II Hipboots after two seasons The left boot was taking on water from both heels and soles, I’d managed to wear through both, and the right boot was slurping water through both the uppers and heels, and all of this accomplished in two seasons.

Figure 100 days fishing per season – and the average trip walking distance of four miles, I’d managed to put nearly 1000 miles of streambed on these boots in an abnormally short time.

Federal statistics claim the average angler does about 9 trips per year – so that elevates me to the Truly Awesome Timewaster percentile.

These were the Hodgman Wadewell II hip boots which boasted an uncharacteristically good fit on my size 12 feet. All those miles were done in “street” socks – and nary a blister.

Hodgman Bantam Soles I liked them so much I bought two more pair; one identical to the original, and a second lighter set – the Hodgman Bantam weight Nylon, featuring an identical instep and sole as the Wadewell variant.

Two sets allow me to use one pair in the waters with confirmed invasives, and the second pair for water where they haven’t been confirmed (but are likely present). As mentioned in my “Where’s the Beef” post, most of the biologists are keeping watchful eyes on the blue ribbon watersheds, I won’t know what’s latched onto me for some time.

If you’re fishing more than 25 times a year you’re in the “high risk” angler category. You fish so often your gear may not dry thoroughly. Additional pairs lowers the risk somewhat – and as the Hodgman Bantam’s were only $35 (regularly $53), it’s cheap insurance considering the miles I’ll pack on those soles.

… and welded boot foot construction; no tongues, laces, and tomfoolery that can trap critters in those uppers. It’s no proof against invasives, but it lowers my “host” coefficient a bit compared to detachable wading shoes. I’m not lulled into thinking Vibram soles and conventional laces are an improvement.

The water I fish may be forlorn, odiferous, and forgotten – but I take mighty good care of it just the same.

Tags: Hodgeman Wadewell II, Hodgman Bantam weight Nylon, hip boots, waders, rubber soled wading boots, invasive species, brownlining, Vibram soles, fishing statistics

Danville’s Monocord discontinued

RIP Danville 3/0 A couple hundred thousand fellows will be gnashing teeth yet again – compliments of the Danville Chenille Company and their decision to discontinue their venerable 3/0 Monocord.

There are plenty of finer threads so it’s no catastrophe, but it’s a constant reminder that both natural and synthetics are prone to vanish without notice.

When Belding-Cortiscelli abandoned NYMO thread fly tiers were left with little other than sewing thread. Danville’s Monocord became the heir apparent as it shared some of the characteristics of the NYMO brand, namely tying flat.

NYMO has returned in recent years as a beading thread, but the smallest size available is “A”.

With the emphasis on the 6/0, 8/0, and 12/0 threads available today, the older and larger Monocord was collateral damage. I’m sure the salt water crowd will be in tears, as larger hooks and rough conditions lends itself to larger threads.

For those eager to lay in a goodly supply, grab what’s on the shelves – they’ve already ceased production.

(via Flyfishingnotes.com)

Tags: Monocord thread, Danville Chenille Company, 3/0 thread, Belding-Cortiscelli Thread Company, Nymo thread, nylon thread, fly tying thread

Reykjavik Whale Watching, the Old Spice sailor does slasher flick

Most of our angling rituals could be construed as a preamble for a good “slasher” film – starting with the pre-dawn rending of eggs and pig-flesh, and ending with the post-sunset rending of whatever-is-still-open.

PETA regards us as bestial vestiges of a bygone era and likely went “halfsies” on the big screen variant with Greenpeace – and it appears the fishermen image will be taking quite the hit in the forthcoming 13 sequels..

Gone is all the good press gained via countless “Old Spice” commercials, and you may want to list “hobbies” next to religion and politics on the forbidden topic list for the light n’ airy cocktail scene…

The skipper looks crusty enough, the babes are comely – but my money’s on the white whale … if there is one.

Reykjavik, no country for young emo’s.

Tags: Reykjavik Whale Watching, slasher films, PETA, emo, white whale, Old Spice, prequel, grody old guys, Greenpeace, whaling

Bandals, the next great stride in outdoor wading gear

While the crowd eschews felt soles and impresses each other insisting, “I wore rubber back when rubber wasn’t cool “ – note we’ve gone back to the drawing board to re-invent “no-tech” wading…

Gone are those silly laces that neatly strain invasives into your uppers, ditto for the lace eyelet area that traps all the critters, and we’ve reengineered the felt sole to dry faster and grip better with the debut of the Bruce Lee Kung Fu® “Fast Drying Featherweight Sole.” The special Fast Drain© Open Toe design allows you to leave the little bastards where they found you, rather than hosting unwanted hitchhikers.

SB_Wading_Shoe

It beats conventional hi-tech, hi-cost wading shoes as they lack the light weight and positive adhesion offered by the Kung Fu® gripping surface, and are conspicuously absent the deft accent of alloy buckle and fetching faux-leather strapping system.

Mine are so comfortable I wear them around the house – and judging by the many looks received from passing motorists, I’d say these will rival Crocs as the next great stride in outdoors chic.

Big unkempt knobby toes not included.

Tags: Bandals, Crocs, wading shoes, felt soles, Kung Fu, Bruce Lee,