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Part 2 – Singlebarbed teaches the fundamentals of fly beauty

I don’t expect Science will ease a fly tier’s burden anytime soon. Even if they manage to add the vocal gene into a Salmonid and trundle the tank up to the podium … while all us fishermen crane forward waiting to hear what fish really like – it’s liable to eyeball a flybox and croak, “… needs Garlic.”

In the meantime, our best efforts are subject to the opinions and wit of brutish fishing pals – who continue to pillage our fly box despite their being; “too small”, “too yellow”, “too thick”, and “too few.”

Our goal is to weather criticism knowing that only fish determine beauty, and the success of the “well chewed fly” is ample proof. Pursuing visual perfection will teach solid construction technique – ensuring both ratty and perfect flies can be well chewed without falling apart.

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Absolutely nothing can be corrected later. A tail that’s flopped onto the far side of the shank, the lumpy tie-in point for the body material, that upright and divided mallard wing whose center stem was not clipped, nothing can be corrected on the fly by adding more crap on top.

Nothing.

Perhaps a master fly tier can fix a lumpy body, but he’d never tolerate those lumps on the initial application. Lumps, bumps, cocked, and twisted, are caused by something wrong – or something you failed to do properly.

Elimination of these unsightly blemishes will take decades, as unfamiliar materials and the techniques to tame them are committed to memory.

Learn to back the material off the fly and reapply it. That will mean unwrapping 56 turns of thread (beginner), 30 turns of thread (intermediate), or the six turns (advanced) used to secure it.

A case in point:

The body of the fly and its transitions determines the finished fly’s appearance. In Part 1, Step 8 I made the same claim for lead wire on weighted flies, both are essentially the same thing. Lead is the underbody and whatever covers it has the ability to influence all the critical final steps of construction.

Anglers adore tapered bodies – it reminds them of the  mythical Supermodel lounging on the rock at the next bend – whom doesn’t exist, and they’ll never date…

In Part 1 we described the “gap-fill” process to overcome the rearmost transition which allowed a smooth taper from tail to thorax. We’ve got a similar dilemma on the front of the fly, an unknown number of steps and materials remain, we don’t want to influence their shape, but still need to close the gap between lead-filled thorax and hook shank.

You need a taper in front as well.

Especially critical for flies that have wings laid over the back (wet flies), hackle you want swept back and close to the body (soft hackles) or thorax materials placed on top and only tied in at the front, like Polly Rosborough nymphs or the wingcase of a Zug Bug.

A forward taper can be induced at the front of the fly using the body material itself, or by staggering the tie off points of the remaining steps to make an orderly transition from the thickest portion of the body (thorax) to the bare hook.

A nice front taper will put a finishing hackle or wet fly wing just far enough away from the thickest part of the body so that it doesn’t wedge against it and flair outward or upward.

Figure 1: Tied too close to the body lump

Spread_hackle

If you have too abrupt a transition from body to hackle and wingcase, those final steps will be “flared” outward; wings or hackle are pushed away from the body by the bulge of dubbing at the thorax.

Figure 2: The Double Tapered body

Tapered in front and behind

Put a short taper on the front of the body to allow hackle and other components to lie flush with the body rather than flared outward like a dry fly. When hackle is brushed back against the smaller diameter tapered area, the fibers will rest easy and encase the body in a cone of barbules.

Figure 3: Due to the taper the hackle is closer to the body

Hackle lays close to the body

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The head of the fly is never shown in schematics. It’s the only part of the fly that defies known physics; it has no mass, no size, consumes no hook shank – defies taming, and persists in trapping our hackle and ensures the hook eye is plugged.

It’s the fly tying equivalent of a pimple on the end of your nose; turgid, menacing, and so very prominent.

It’s a fly tier’s signature, equivalent to a woman’s breasts; the first thing you see despite all efforts not to, and unduly influences perceptions of quality and beauty.

… which is why the divorce rate is so high.

Despite the many thousands of fly types and styles, beauty is consistent; the head should be free of materials, small or tapered, or both.

Tiers will commit the “2/3 body, 1/3 hackle” (or thorax) shank allocation to memory. They’ll spend the precious moments to ensure the tail is mounted correctly, the body is thinly dubbed, wings upright – or cocked at a rakish angle … and then destroy the fly by tying off everything in one brutish move, capturing a third of their hackle as they’re pressed for space, slam six or eight turns of whip finish onto the stubble – then dip the result in lacquer like it was a French fry…

… and the porcine lump of thread that results is deserved.

Small tapered heads require space. While the “2/3 – 1/3” rule is quite valid – your instructor was shy and didn’t mention that he’d allocated 1/8” behind the eye for the head – and it’s “2/3 – 1/3” of what remains

That precious allocation will require you to adjust your lead placement on nymphs, and the location of the wing on dry flies. “Small” guarantees the whip finish to land on bare hook shank and not on materials. There are many types of fly and many adjustments that must be made to the “where” and “how” of the final knot – but every head on every fly must be planned.

Figure 4: Reserving space in advance

Reserved Space - the line of Death

Recognize that Step 6 above, and the forward transition from fly body to whip finish is linked completely with the final small whip finish. Planning the forward transition determines how the naked thread is covered by the final materials ensuring the whip finish lands on shank.

Figure 5: The Sacred space is still inviolate

Reserved Space for Head

The above shows the final step on a modified Gartside Sparrow, winding the front philoplume just prior to the whip finish.  Note that the area reserved for the head remains untouched.

Keeping the mental picture of the head as you apply the finishing materials to the fly, ensures loose fibers and crap are not part of the whip finish, and ensures all the tie-off points are staggered so everything isn’t crammed together in one final orgasm of knot.

The head will be small and delicate, will evade rocks as other parts of the fly will contact it first – and will cause your critical viewing audience to swoon in appreciation.

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Torque is one of those subjects most of us skipped out on in High School. “Grab-assing” on the back steps was so much more important in the day, and physics combined with the post-lunch digestive period guaranteed slumber.

A right-handed tyer will move materials clockwise around the shank, even if they were tied in and secured earlier.

Many fur and feather fibers are slippery, and as we hold them precariously near the shank attempting to secure them, we’ll move them off of top-dead-center just with the torque of our thread wraps.

Tails are especially vulnerable as we may have to tie in both ribbing and body material on top – and if our thread strays too far back in any subsequent step, we’ll move the tail away from us – perhaps even to the far side of the hook.

Some of this can be corrected by grabbing the offending item and giving it a yank in the opposite direction – which is acceptable after the fly is finished, but if it’s still in the vice the Golden Rule of Step Six –adding more crap can’t fix anything, is gospel.

Flies with lead underbodies are especially vulnerable. Securing lead has always been an issue and subsequent steps may rotate the body or thorax due to the pressures of thread direction and torque. Large flies with heavy wire or oval tinsel rib – or synthetic monofilaments like V-rib allow tiers to get heavy handed on the fly – which can induce movement.

Recognizing this phenomenon allows you to watch for it. Tying in tails and body parts 10°-15° off of top dead center on the near side will allow you to adjust troublesome wingcases and tails, and proof them against subsequent steps.

Later as skills develop you’ll have an easier time of it as you’ll learn to anchor materials differently (see Part 3) which will resist movement and proof you against everything but your own strength.

Note: if your tongue is clenched between your teeth as you apply ribbing, or your sweating profusely afterwards, that’s bad.

Our last post will feature the Big Three, techniques learned only after climbing the mountain barehanded, walking across hot coals, and observing the tying secrets of ancient Shao-Lin masters.

Tags: Gartside Sparrow, torque, lead underbody, V-rib, oval tinsel, fly tying, monofilament, ribbing, Philoplume, whip finish,

Rivers of a Lost Coast released to DVD

You saw it, you loved it, and now you can drive the wimmenfolk batty with the original DVD, or merely the soundtrack – or both.

Rivers of a Lost Coast has been released on DVD, available for $29.95 from the folks at Skinny Fist Productions. It’s just in time to wreak havoc on the entire Thanks-Christmas holiday – and may cause the in-laws to stop fist fighting over who-likes-who-the-mostest.

Rivers of a Lost Coast

Bill Schaadt was a name mentioned with great reverence around the San Francisco scene of my youth. It was respect more than veneration, as his antics caused as much bile as admiration among anglers of the day.

I never knew the man, but like all of us – fished in his footsteps.

I’ve fished the Russian River many times, without success. Although I had a couple of near “hook ups” when I burst through the underbrush and emerged in the middle of a gay nudist beach … who thought my neoprene-encased svelte form was the second coming of John Wayne, hisself.

I apologized profusely, and tried the Gualala after that …

Tags: Rivers of a Lost Coast, Bill Schaadt, Ted Lindner, Russian River Steelhead, Skinny Fist Productions

The Ekich Rotary Bobbin

Seeing a new wrinkle in any of our traditional regalia has always piqued my interest. Cameron Mortenson at the Fiberglass Manifesto (via Moldy Chum) sent me a little tidbit figuring it would whet the creative juices.

The idea of a $100 fly tying bobbin would have had us gagging a couple of years ago, but once fly rods broke the $1000 barrier the lines between reality and fantasy became blurred – and almost anything is acceptable.

Billed as a rotary bobbin, with constant force spring and ability to retract thread as well as dispense it – an interesting idea, and something we don’t currently enjoy with our aging fleet of Matarelli bobbins and the countless imitations that Frank’s bobbins have spawned …

The Ekich Bobbin

The Ekich bobbin is available in Trout (20mm) and Steelhead (35mm) sizes, stainless steel or ceramic lined.

It appears the spring must be discharged periodically. My interpretation of the user guide suggests the spool needs to be reseated slightly to discharge the thread tension after usage.

Pulling the thread rotates the spool in a clockwise direction storing energy in the spring/clutch mechanism. The spring dispenses 60 cm (24″) of thread. At this point, it is fully wound and there is a noticeable increase in thread tension. The spring needs to be reset by lifting the spool just enough to disengage the drive pin. This reset is also required prior to thread cutting. The amount of thread left outside the tube during the resetting process will remain there without being rewound.

Cutting that small tang off the faceplate appears it may eliminate the need to discharge the spring, but it would also remove the ability to respool the line.

I love gadgets. Unfortunately, revolutionary change is elusive – and fly tying and its aged tools seem to be an excellent candidate for modernization, yet our quaint and curmudgeonly pastime resists change quite effectively.

It’s an interesting concept, worthy of the couple minute read ..

Tags: The Fiberglass Manifesto, Ekich rotary bobbin, fly tying tools, fly tying, Matarelli bobbin,

Things that dispense noisily that Bears won’t eat

It’s one of many angling axioms, how the outdoors-fishing ritual guarantees some unnatural food tucked away in a vest, or cooler, and daylighted with great trepidation knowing the catcalls and scorn that will greet luxury items from those roughing it.

A couple days worth of whiskers and yesterday’s underwear is about as close to Jim Bridger and Dan’l Boone as they’re willing to go, and reverence for the wilderness experience won’t slow them while they help themselves to your Big City larder and that bottle of fine brandy.

It ain't food unless it goes BLORT

Hardened urbanites prefer speed over flavor, evidenced by the growth of drive thru eateries. It may be time to fuse technology and  outdoor cuisine and give the traditional campfire fare a similar expedient makeover.

The threat of bears and lack of refrigeration eliminates “real” food from our repertoire, but Modern Science has provided us with Freeze Dried, desiccated powders we can recombine with creek water, and aerosol-extrusion whose tasty flatulence can now change camp life forever…

I call it “Blort” cuisine. Things that dispense noisily that bears won’t eat.

I’ve always found the Batter Blaster indispensable on my expeditions – and have christened it “Culinary Duct Tape.”

Any lip from “Mr. Roughing It” on the far side of the campfire and you give him a three second burst … flat tire? The Batter Blaster will seal the puncture and inflate the tire in seconds.

Shat onto a hopper hook, it makes a resilient foam body that can be shaped with a pocket knife into a dizzying assortment of terrestrials.

It’s chum for coarse fish, “silly string” for the kids, and any resemblance to actual pancakes is accidental.

Tags: outdoor culinary adventure, don’t try this at home, duct tape, roughing it,

Sierra Club weighs in on the California Water legislation

While the California legislature and the Governator play the superlatives game; beaming smiles and back pats – sheathing their weapons temporarily while gushing meaningless platitudes about how hard it was to come to consensus, requiring real cleverness to disguise their pet projects and ritual looting of the state’s treasury…

… the opposition has had time to read the resulting legislation, and as expected, are displeased.

The Director of the Sierra Club mourns openly via the Huffington Post

And much of the water that is delivered, at a cost of billions of dollars and after being stored in snow and ice, is used to grow alfalfa in the desert or allowed to drip out of leaky urban plumbing systems. Huge quantities are recklessly contaminated with various pesticides and toxic wastes, inadequately treated at still billions in further expense, and then delivered to consumers who are understandably anxious about its quality — leading them to purchase bottled water (the manufacture of which wastes a gallon of water for every quart produced).

“Huge quantities of contaminated water” assures brownlining will enjoy a robust future, largely due to my intensive lobbying among members of both parties. I suppose I’ve got my “30 pieces of Silver” but the farming community still holds all the cards.

Tags: Huffington post, Governator, California Legislature, Sierra Club, california water wars, brownlining, coarse fish, toxic waste

Singlebarbed adds measure of doubt to legal proceedings

Fonda does Jury My streak of 33 years without being called to Jury Duty, is over.

I’ve received sage council from the folks at work; how I can spot a guilty fellow a mile away, it being an innate skill … Carry a copy of “Mein Kampf” under my elbow, and mumble a lot to no one in particular …

… start the dissertation with, “I’ve been diagnosed with Swine Flu” and snarkle noisily as I wipe nose on shirt sleeve … It all seems a bit childish as once His Honor finds out I’m a fly fisherman – that should be indictment enough.

Izaak Walton insisted we were the introspective intellectual, yet Herman Melville quashed that notion with his vengeful and bitter Captain Ahab. Hemingway attempted to make us “wise old men” – but was undone by a couple of “slasher” movies and the resurgence of the Somali fisher-privateers.

Having guided an innordinate number of lawyers and judges in my youth, those precious fly selection skills may serve me well. I’ll just glad-hand the Judge on my way to the podium, mention that “Titty bar” I saw him at on the Trinity, and I’ll be off the panel and back at work within the hour.

Excuses are akin to fly selection; many will work only some work better than others.

Tags: fly fishermen, rogues, knaves, jury duty, Herman Melville, Izaak Walton, Somali pirates

Part 1 – Singlebarbed teaches the fundamentals of fly beauty, and insists you’re catching fishermen mostly

Fly tying is six weeks thinking of nothing but the fish, tying small stuff to smaller stuff, the shock and awe that all insects don’t suck blood or whine in your ear, the majesty of the first fish caught on your own fly, and the amazing riot of colors and animal parts coveted and purchased …

… and then it’s forty years of attempting to make your flies resemble someone else’s – validation not so much duped fish as successful copy of a book photo, or an appreciative comment from a fellow angler.

You start tying flies for fish – and wind up tying flies for fishermen.

It’s not a conscious decision, but aesthetics and beauty are as insidious in fly tying as they are in life.

The industry has always embraced beginners with great fervor, as they’re the source of a great deal of revenue. They need everything and a canny shop owner loves to host a class as it guarantees commerce. Fly fishing clubs love them as well. It’s a great way to be “hale fellows well met”, attract “lurkers” that don’t show for banquets and Beef au Jus’, and co-sponsor them with local shops happy to provide a small discount for students.

… and six weeks later you’re mounting that gleaming new vise to a table wishing you had someone to ask the hundred-thousand questions that occurred since your final lesson …

Magazines, books, and Youtube provide inspiration but spawn more questions than answers, and despite the fellow at the fly shop claiming “Cree” is nearly as good as Grizzly, your unimpugnable sources are gone and you’re left to figure it out … alone.

Intermediate and Advanced classes are few and far between, as there’s no agreement on what techniques or flies belong to either, there’s little retail traffic, and finding a master-instructor that has all the answers and is sober is more difficult in a club setting.

When offered they’re usually a three-part chain; beginner, intermediate, and advanced – and often filled with recent graduates of the beginner class, who’d be better served if they tied 5 or 6 thousand flies before stepping up the complexity.

If you’ve made it past the beginner class and resolved to master fly tying, knowing full well that further precision is largely vanity as the “well chewed fly” and its effectiveness has debunked taut, tight, and pretty…

… I’ve got nine steps for you to master if you want to catch fishermen.

The “Why” of it all

Refining your tying for the critical gaze of other fishermen will make your flies sturdier. All the painful lessons you’re about to learn are lost on fish, fish are stupid, lack artistic sense, and eat cigarette butts.

If you smoked you’d know this.

“Refinement” is a fancy word for discipline. Holding instincts in check and enduring someone else’s artificial sense of style, proportions, and method.

Beginning tiers lament the movement of materials on completed flies, loose tinsels, flopped over tails, and precarious hackle – and are heavy-handed with thread on all subsequent attempts. Reaching inside that glossy plate to give the author’s fly a twist will yield movement too, but it won’t unravel or fall apart – and yours might.

The difference between 30 years of fly tying and a recent initiate is about 8-9 fish. Even the best flies disintegrate and replacement is required.

In its day the flat tinsel body humbled most tiers. It’s not used as much presently but the lesson learned holds true for all wound body materials, doubly so if they’re shiny.

Dubbing bodies allows a tyer to add a little more or take a little off, but yarns and chenille don’t share that quality. They’re a constant diameter that shows every lump and foible of the materials underneath, and completely unforgiving.

Mastery of these materials is simple if you get to watch someone else do it. For chenille, downsize it one size and tie it in at the front and double wrap the body.

A double wrapped body of small chenille is the same size as a single wrap of medium, yet you can add taper, wrap it tighter, and tie it off with less thread than the larger size.

Flat tinsel and floss are identical. Wrap from the front of the fly backwards to the tail then wrap back up the body to the start. You’ll have a gleaming body absent gaps in the tinsel or “bubbles” – where overlapped tinsel pops out of the turn next to it leaving a small area of underbody and thread showing.

A large area to work with doesn’t make the task easier. Large trout streamers with their 6X long hook actually magnifies the floss or tinsel’s effect on the overall fly – as it’s much more visible. Working with floss requires you to cover your fingers as the sweat of your grip will immediately remove the shine or stain light colors.

Lead wire on nymphs and larger flies dictate the look of rest of the fly. A poor choice in placement or the inability to address the obvious lumps of where it starts and stops, cannot be corrected.

On trout nymphs the lead wire is the thorax – giving you a pronounced lump that ends the body and defines the wingcase. It should be positioned on the fly exactly where the thorax will occur – and the number of turns used should be the exact width of your planned thorax area.

…that’s right, planned. Flies don’t wind up with proper proportions by accident, and tail, body, thorax, and head are all mapped in your mind before thread touches the hook.

On larger flies lead wire may cover most of the shank, or it may be larger diameter, and no amount of thread or glue will keep it from rotating. Bind it as best you can and use the tail and body materials to plug the gap between shank and the rearmost end of the lead.

The mistake most make is not leaving enough room for the forward transition at the eye of the hook. All your materials will be spiraling off the lead coils and secured on the much thinner hook shank. Dubbing can be used to hide many sins, but wound materials like ribbing and chenille will always have trouble on that transition.

Positioning the thorax too close to the eye of the hook will yield a crowded eye – and worse – if a couple of turns of hackle need to be wound in that area to complete the fly. If the tie off area is still abrupt in definition hackle will flair outward away from the body due to the bulge – rather than close as it’s intended.

Lead placement dictates everything – including the hackle shape.

If it’s not dry fly hackle then it’s tied in by the tip and folded, then wound.

… and there’s some very good reasons for that unshakable rule …

Hackle is the most fragile component of any fly, dry or wet. The thin tip gripped by your pliers limits the amount of pressure you can use when hackle is wound around the hook shank. Tying in the tip means the stem gets thicker with every turn and you can apply more force when it’s wound palmer up the body – or used as a collar on nymphs and steelhead flies.

… and at the eye – where it’s tied off, the stem is thickest yet, perhaps enough to withstand being barked on a rock on a low backcast or torn off a tree limb on a misguided forward stroke.

The real value is the effect. Hackle fibers get longer as you move towards the butt of the feather. When winding collars with a folded hackle each turn is longer than the last. Longer fibers obscure the shorter fibers of earlier turns – giving the appearance that all the hackle is a perfect cone of exactly the same length.

It’s beauty were after, remember. Sound science is merely an accidental nicety in our quest to catch fishermen.

“Folding” a hackle is the act of tying it in my the tip and running a right angled object (like your scissors) up the stem to break the fiber’s back and make them slant backwards towards the rear of the fly. This process is shown in all the best fly tying books and is instantly recognizable on the fly itself.

Tying in your hackle by the butts and winding a nymph or steelhead fly’s collar will require you to wrap thread backward onto the hackle to get it to lay down, resulting in a ungainly head that’s got hackle color peeking through – and is prone to damage.

Putting it all together

We started with the least important beautification tips, working our way to the most important. Putting items 9, 8, and 7, together – let’s see how we can use them on a standard #6 Silver Hilton.

Silver Hilton 1: Lead Placement and Downsize

Silver Hilton

Do I use 10 turns of 2 amp lead wire or 20 turns of 1 amp?

Downsize: I opted for the smaller size as I could cover the body completely – guaranteeing the lead is uniform over the entire fly. No lumps or transitions to worry about and I squeezed in 5 extra turns of the smaller wire, making it heavier.

Silver Hilton 2: Gap fill

Silver Hilton 2

Lead is secured with three runs of 6/0 Olive thread (chosen so you can see it). It’s not going to prevent a vigorous twist between thumb and forefinger – but neither will 50 runs of thread. Thread is always your enemy, use what’s needed and nothing more.

Gap Fill: The teal tail is tied onto the hook shank leaving a transition I’ll address with subsequent materials. The balance of the tail material is trimmed at the rear of the lead, about a 1/4” of tie down/transition remains.

Silver Hilton 3: Gap Fill

Silver Hilton 3

Gap Fill: The oval silver tinsel follows the tail, tied in exactly the same spot and trimmed identically. The “gap” is slowly closing so the transition will be imperceptible on the body material.

Silver Hilton 4: Downsize and Double wrap

Silver Hilton 4

Downsize & Double Wrap: Rather than medium chenille I’m using fine velvet chenille. Regular chenille is just as good but I prefer the finer grained Vernille (velvet chenille) to regular rayon. It’s tied in front so I can make a double pass of the fly body; the first offers bulk, and the second will be drawn tightly over the first to give a smooth gap-free look.

Silver Hilton 5: Double wrap

Silver Hilton 5

Double Wrap: A nice plush body with a hint of taper, the result of gap fill and the second “finish” wrap of chenille. The second allows me to fill gaps and address contour, resulting in a “fisherman catching” look – and structural integrity.

Silver Hilton 6: Double wrap

Silver Hilton 6

Because of the fly body being a double wrap of chenille, note how the oval tinsel stays on top of the body versus digging into the material and being lost from view. The extra density of two layers means all subsequent materials will not vanish into the “grain” of the wound chenille.

Likely both fish and fishermen can appreciate that …

Silver Hilton 7: Tied in at the tip and folded

Silver Hilton 7

The hackle has been tied in at the tip and folded. I’ve drawn the right angle of my scissors towards me breaking the spine of each fiber and in so doing they’ll point back toward the tail of the fly naturally.

Silver Hilton 8: Folded hackle

Silver Hilton 8

Folded Hackle: The hackling is complete. Note how the hackle lays back over the fly naturally without being coaxed by 65 wraps of thread. In fact, where’d all that thread go?

Because I can “crank down” on the hackle after the first couple of turns, I’ve laid it exactly where I wanted it – covering the thread tie in area we saw in the previous picture. I’m about to start my whip finish and only two turns of thread are visible.

Silver Hilton 9: The final “fisherman catching Sumbitch”

Silver Hilton Final

The completed fly.

Tiny head. No gaps or foibles noticeable – and the eye is clean of cement and feather dander. It is a fisherman catching SOB, and your buddies will compliment you with great sincerity while palming all of them off your bench.

Small things that seem trivial, yet added together can make a huge difference in the way your flies look, last – and how they’re perceived by others. It’s of little consequence when running the fly through a riffle as only fish are a true test of what looks tasty and what doesn’t.

In the meantime, if you’ve just finished your six lessons of beginner class and are feeling your oats, you may want to commit these simple steps to memory.

Next Week: Three more pearls of wisdom as defined by hisself and his questionable wit…

Tags: Silver Hilton, lead wire, tapered fly body, folded hackle, Vernille, velvet chenille, Mustad 36890, teal flank, oval silver tinsel, beginner fly tying class, intermediate fly tying, advanced fly tying, flies that catch fishermen

Panama Canal sees first Atlantic Salmon run

Green Blue Another mass escape from a British Columbia fish farm unleashes 40,000 Atlantic Salmon into the Pacific Northwest.

… funny how Salmon of any species avoid the “invasive” label, despite their home waters some 3000 miles distant.

In traditional fashion, the farmed fish industry has responded with “no worries, it won’t happen again, sorry ..” – while the environmental crowd is forming a lynch mob.

I’ll take the middle road and find some untrammeled piece of beach on the Panama Canal and be the sudden beneficiary of a massive surge of tired, lost fish…

“However we do know that some survive because small numbers have returned to some rivers,” said Backman. “There is potential for some to survive.”

… they’ll be damn tired of anchovies by then – and my Green Highlander’s and Jock Scott’s will look awful damn tasty.

Tags: farmed fish escape, Atlantic Salmon release, Marine Harvest Canada, green highlander, jock scott,

My binges at the Yarn aisle are still intact, just less successful

My yarn fetish hasn’t slowed any I’ve just become demure and sensitive to catcalls from the fellows keeping a manly distance from the yarn aisle and fidgeting under the weight of Madam’s purse. My progress through the store monitored closely by a stern female proprietor who always assumes I’m shoplifting.

Can’t blame her much, she’s never seen a fellow fondle a blend of silk, mohair and polyamide with such sexual tension…

I do my best to set them at ease, shifting the subject quickly to how I plan on dismembering some hand dyed woven masterpiece into lint – and all the fish I’m liable to catch in the doing …

… which is why Grandma presses her phone number into my armload of gaily colored skeins – testosterone is in damned short supply and even a portly scowling fisherman makes for a stirring presentation.

The Yarn reject pile, growing larger by the minute Most of the latest batches have found their way to the reject pile. Lured by color and texture and undone by a hidden weave or indestructible fiber that prevents reduction into fur.

I’m still searching for a heavy fibrous yarn that I can get in 20-30 colors that can be torn apart for large trout flies and Steelhead.

… and at the same time I’m practicing with fiber reactive and disperse dyes – so that once I find it I can turn it into any color missing from the vendor’s base compliment.

Which usually means Olive, as it’s quite a rarity to see anything other than a Kelly Green or perhaps an Ocher.

Swimming_Damsel

I’ve got a lot of testing underway and damn few fish to assist. The above is a swimming-style damselfly made of a polyamide eyelash yarn which also contains a sponge segment that I’m attempting to incorporate.

You saw something similar on the mayfly nymphs I’d done earlier, only this time I’m opting to get more of those soft swimming fibers onto the fly to offer a marabou-style swimming motion.

I’m tying them on Knapek and Skalka hooks, part of a larger test of all the high priced competition wire that is becoming commonplace. I’ve laid in supplies of Knapek, Grip, Skalka, and Dohiku dry and nymph hooks to test quality of manufacture, consistency, fishing capabilities, and wire (soft or brittle) – as part of a larger article on the subject.

… in the meantime I’m proving myself a poster child for the Fish Can’t Read article on obsessive fly mongering.

Tags: Knapek, Skalka, Grip, Dohiku, competition hooks, obsessive feather collecting, polyamide yarn, Fishcantread.com, Olive is no longer fashionable, fly tying

Meet the Savior of the Brown Water, the Oil Spill Gordon

Thraulodes_Quevedoensis There’s a certain contentment knowing coarse fish will be around to confuse and entertain future generations of fly fishermen. They’ll be speaking with the same awe of “Silver’s”, “Grass”, and “Common’s” that we’ve reserved for Brown, Brook, and Rainbow.

… and while they’ll continue to siphon mud for hints of protein, we’ll still be able to gear up for dusk and the traditional hatch of dry flies…

thraulodes_nymph All those Catskill dries will have long vanished into antiquity, replaced by the Savior of the Tainted Water, the Thraulodes quevedoensis.

Discovered this year in Ecuador, the Thraulodes Mayfly appears to be pollution insensitive and thrives on concrete, human waste, and radiation.

United States protocols assume mayflies collectively are indicators of high water quality, but the Thraulodes quevedoensis signals that the assumption might not be entirely true in the lowland tropics of South America.

Flowers offered his theory on why this species of mayflies is able to tolerate the polluted conditions of the river, which gets sewage directly from the city and agricultural pollutants from farms upstream.

“During the wet season, the river gets torrential rains from the Andes Mountains,” he said. “During the dry season there are shallow spots in the river and algae grows. This can act as a purification system, and I believe this can keep the pollutants below critical level.”

The flies of tomorrow may sound similar, but us brownline types thrive on a hint of humor mixed with a leavening of pure insouciance, evidenced by our lust for the Fan Winged Corn Niblet, the Light Twinkie, and Oil Spill Gordon.

… the Bad News is future generations will be just as pissed, especially when their savior sports a 5.6mm body length … an #18 if they’re lucky …

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