My life as a female, or 50 shades of Bruce jenner

IDThiefBeen distracted of late.

Obviously my dissertation on modern fly tying and its reliance on synthetics has raised the hackles of organized crime, as my identity has been besieged ever since.

First it was all of my banking that was shifted to Anaheim, California. That got my attention quickly enough, and I was forced to backpedal on all those “Southern California lawn” posts.

Then all that extremely good credit I’d built up over a lifetime was leveraged with acres of new plastic, in both my name and my new feminine nom de plume, “Melinda Mendez.”

… and that might not be all bad. “Melinda” gives me that “cover” appeal that my Aging and Portly never achieved, and the angling world will hang on my every word.

Unfortunately, the only writing I’ve been doing is clearing what remains of my prior identity and swearing with great violence of late. I freeze credit, file police reports, put fraud alerts on all the credit bureaus, and then find my mail has been rerouted elsewhere.

As I’ve been on the periphery of this line of work for some time, I’ve been quite lucky. I already had a credit watchdog prior to the attack, and like all the other 80,000,000 Blue Cross-Blue Shield-Anthem Health users, I am finding out that Internet is not much of a pal anymore.

Internet 1.0 was porn, 2.0 was e-Commerce, and 3.0 appears to be Cyber war … so the festivities are just getting started.

3 thoughts on “My life as a female, or 50 shades of Bruce jenner

  1. John Peipon

    I bow down to you, Oh KB! Stand tough through the fury of the Electronic Storm. We are both few and now many who have lived or live with the stigmata of ID Theft.
    Stand tall and rotund and the truth shall make you whole!

  2. troutrageous1

    I feel for you Ms. Mendez…
    I’ve been through a bout of identity theft myself…somebody opened a Home Depot credit card and bought a new kitchen, as well as went on a shopping spree for their special someone at a jewelry store. Sucks digging out, but there is light at the end of the tunnel, one cancelled credit card at a time.

  3. JP2

    ….some people need to be chained to the pickup and dragged through the tomato fields….just sayin’…..

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