If you were bait what piece of you would be irresistible? A UK fisherman wants his corpse ground into chum so his pals can catch fish.
Donating your body to science, that’s passe’ – what better way to make nice with the Big Guy Upstairs, neutralize all that negative karma by having the fish chew on your ass for a change?
I’d say this bloke is ahead of his time.
I would do likewise, but my pals know that my flesh would repel fish, not attract them. Factor in all of the self inflicted toxins, the orgy of fast food that factored in my demise, and all of the transgressions of youth that stunted growth and eliminated brain cells, and you would have to file an environmental impact report before disposal of any kind.
In either case, here’s a fellow worth mourning. Hat’s off if’n you please.
Tags: fisherman ground into bait, chum
You’d think he’d have the decency to leave a little something to his friends who don’t like to fish with bait. Maybe find someone who will carve his bones into a few dozen lures and jigs, or perhaps have his scalp tanned out. He obviously hasn’t given this enough thought. More liquor might help.
As for your worries that using your own body as bait would pose an environmental hazard, simply insist that a warning label be put on every jar of “Singlebarbed(tm)” stating that it’s been scientifically designed for use on the Little Stinking. That should give pause to anyone thinking of actually using the stuff anywhere else.