{"id":7899,"date":"2011-09-15T17:43:04","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T00:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/2011\/09\/15\/you-dont-want-to-play-that-game-with-me-do-you\/"},"modified":"2011-09-15T17:46:10","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T00:46:10","slug":"you-dont-want-to-play-that-game-with-me-do-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/2011\/09\/15\/you-dont-want-to-play-that-game-with-me-do-you\/","title":{"rendered":"You don&rsquo;t want to play that game with me &ndash; do you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>His lordship is spending the next fortnight<\/strong> despoiling the Royal and Ancient with a Singlebarbed lid.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sanddollaradventures.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/15\/funny-it-doesnt-feel-like-a-foreign-country-oh-wait-except-for-the-warm-beer-driving-on-the-wrong-side-and-that-accent-thing\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border: 0px;\" title=\"Wannabe_TravelWriter\" src=\"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Wannabe_TravelWriter.jpg\" alt=\"Wannabe_TravelWriter\" width=\"404\" height=\"537\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> While I mentioned that both respect for the out of doors and culture existed across the pond , and\u00a0not the flavor us colonials practice, with our four wheel, gas guzzling offroad equipment and medical waste \u2026<\/p>\n<p>He still insisted on tormenting me with the above picture, with the following inscription;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>\u201cI found that place you said I should look for \u2026 Hardy &amp; Gray&#8217;s, and they\u2019re having a really big sale on fly tying materials; Baby Seal, Polar Bear, Toucan, Speckled Bustard \u2026 I don\u2019t recognize any of that but they\u2019re on the list you gave me. The person at the counter mentioned I might run into problems with Customs on my return and wanted to check with you \u2013 is he right?\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sanddollaradventures.wordpress.com\/2011\/09\/15\/funny-it-doesnt-feel-like-a-foreign-country-oh-wait-except-for-the-warm-beer-driving-on-the-wrong-side-and-that-accent-thing\/\">Dear TravelWriter<\/a>, <em>they always say that<\/em>. Ignore his warning, he\u2019s merely jealous that he doesn\u2019t get to <em>fish for free<\/em> in all the public fly water available in the US \u2026 double down on my order of baby seal, and if the TSA guy or Customs asks you what it is, just say, \u201c<em>Freshly Clubbed Baby Seal, and I\u2019m Rick James \u2013 Bitch!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"scid:0767317B-992E-4b12-91E0-4F059A8CECA8:6e011ac9-8014-4734-b52d-3695141d4d7a\" class=\"wlWriterEditableSmartContent\" style=\"margin: 0px; display: inline; float: none; padding: 0px;\">Technorati Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/rick+james+bitch\" rel=\"tag\">rick james bitch<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/Wannabe+Travelwriter\" rel=\"tag\">Wannabe Travelwriter<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/Royal+and+Ancient\" rel=\"tag\">Royal and Ancient<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/taunt\" rel=\"tag\">taunt<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/fly+fishing+humor\" rel=\"tag\">fly fishing humor<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/hardy+%26+grays\" rel=\"tag\">hardy &amp; grays<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/across+the+pond\" rel=\"tag\">across the pond<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His lordship is spending the next fortnight despoiling the Royal and Ancient with a Singlebarbed lid. While I mentioned that both respect for the out of doors and culture existed across the pond , and\u00a0not the flavor us colonials practice, with our four wheel, gas guzzling offroad equipment and medical waste \u2026 He still insisted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fly-fishing-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7899"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7900,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7899\/revisions\/7900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}