{"id":6458,"date":"2010-09-16T00:02:36","date_gmt":"2010-09-16T07:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/?p=6458"},"modified":"2010-09-15T18:44:47","modified_gmt":"2010-09-16T01:44:47","slug":"its-mrs-frankenfish-fish-actually-and-as-were-part-of-the-problem-well-accept-the-consequences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/2010\/09\/16\/its-mrs-frankenfish-fish-actually-and-as-were-part-of-the-problem-well-accept-the-consequences\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s Mrs Frankenfish fish actually, and as we’re part of the problem, we’ll accept the consequences"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"fof\"<\/strong><\/a> It\u2019s a great subject worthy of<\/strong> much lampooning and bitter vitriol, but us sportsmen have no say in the outcome, will endure largely in silence, and be the first to point fingers when the inevitable occurs.<\/p>\n

Call it \u201cFrankenfish\u201d or whatever comes to mind, but the truth is the majority of the world\u2019s population aren\u2019t fishermen and gets hungry three or four times a day and that dictates our fate.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t suggest that I like the outcome, I\u2019m resigned to it.<\/p>\n

Folks that buy palatial houses by the river think the surroundings cool, perhaps some have a lonesome and expensive boat moored at their dock, many admire (or resent) the sight of us flailing in the water \u2013 but they don\u2019t fish, don\u2019t share our devotion to their survival, and like the trappings of wealth as much as we do.<\/p>\n

They vote, fish don\u2019t \u2013 end of story.<\/p>\n

Rather than pound chest and feel violated about the pending FDA ruling on genetically modified salmon<\/a>, what grow twice as quick in half the time, recognize that this is one of only two possible outcomes in the larger freshwater\/ocean sustainable fisheries issue.<\/p>\n

There are too many people on the planet, most like fish \u2013 all of them like to eat, and as we\u2019ve alternately slaughtered or shat on all the natural surroundings and indigenous fish, we are about to eat what we\u2019ve sown.<\/p>\n

Our conservation organizations are underfunded and relatively powerless. Able to avert a dam or protest releases from a big power company, get one or two small creeks declared special, and they\u2019re done. They cannot sustain the \u201cspecial,\u201d leaving the creek and its regulations to the hordes of anglers that destroy much of the bank and grind the aquatic population into oblivion just by weight of numbers.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s part of our history and part inheritance. Your Dad, his Poppa, and all them hardy types coming across the prairie in Conestoga wagons were fearsome killers. Surrounded by limitless wildlife they treated it as such \u2013 and kilt, built, or diverted all that precious infrastructure to their own ends, leaving us and future generations to clean up.<\/p>\n

We didn\u2019t \u2013 as that\u2019s damn hard work, rather we invented things that harvested less fish even quicker, approximating the killing spree of our ancestors. Tales of conquest and adventure made us push further into the Pristine (shrinking it with every step) to find what few stocks remained in out of the way places like Mongolia, Kamchatka or Alaska, and we blew hell outta them too.<\/p>\n

\u2026 as that weight of numbers thing is growing.<\/p>\n

Then we gash ourselves and moan about how our Playstation-absorbed kid, who hasn\u2019t budged off the couch in a fortnight, is going to be deprived of his birthright.<\/p>\n

Proof positive we have learned nothing.<\/p>\n

Bringing the existing stocks back will take a couple hundred thousand years. It probably took a couple million to invent salmon and their watershed in the first place, figuring science can give it a good nudge, perhaps 20 or so generations from now we can have something close \u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026 but that implies we bulldoze all those palatial homes, ban jet skis, restore the forested acres of each headwater, and evict a large, monied, and vocal chunk of the population from their ancestral estates.<\/p>\n

\u2026 which is never going to happen, because you want Junior\u2019s playstation to hum contentedly, otherwise you\u2019d have to converse with the witless SOB, or worse find him a job.<\/p>\n

So \u2026 we\u2019re back at option two, grow the equivalent muscle mass<\/strong> of the ancient runs to feed a burgeoning world population, without using any of the original acres, streams, forests, oceans, or tidewaters.<\/p>\n

As the most efficient process is test tube, that\u2019s where we\u2019re headed. Stem cell research has already produced both rudimentary flesh and muscle fiber, all that remains is to juice the cell replication so it produces a ton or more flaccid and tasteless flesh per hour, per minute, or whatever scale is needed.<\/p>\n

\u2026 so your kid can whine and turn up his nose at his birthright.<\/p>\n

In the interim we\u2019ll stick big needles in animal flesh and zap them with all manner of caustic stuff so you can order sushi.<\/p>\n

Some of the result will escape, just as the genetically engineered Roundup resistant crops have done<\/a>, and if we don\u2019t screw everything forever, or release something sentient that dines on us, we\u2019ll slowly learn from many mistakes.<\/p>\n

Rather than steep yourself in angry apoplexy<\/a>, recognize that you\u2019ve earned this birthright, and despite all of the hideous inequities, no one is giving up their homes, shopping malls, or movie theaters, to restore fish to prior levels.<\/p>\n

\u2026 and if that\u2019s not enough and you insist on saving some fish, I suggest you give up the sport entirely, as that will save some few, mark you as a selfless sporting martyr, as well as make more for the rest of us.<\/p>\n

Fixing it<\/strong><\/em> is out of the question<\/em><\/strong>, Science is going to have their way with the Old Gal, and nothing you say or do will matter.<\/p>\n

Resigned to it all, I\u2019ll cling to the hope that through this process we may be able to salvage one or two small bones that might make our plight a bit easier.<\/p>\n

Perhaps the conservation groups with their miniscule budgets can commission some type of boutique fish that survives in warming-water, resistant to chemicals and dines on oil slicks and auto exhaust \u2013 but fights like a bulldog when hooked.<\/p>\n

That may be enough to keep a small cadre of us anglers content into the next couple of centuries, so that we can exploit anything found swimming in pure ammonia when we land on Mars.<\/p>\n

As it\u2019s certain that even though we acknowledge the debris field we\u2019re wandering in today, we\u2019ve not changed our spots one iota.<\/p>\n

Technorati Tags: frankenfish<\/a>, genetically modified fish<\/a>, fly fishing<\/a>, conestoga wagon<\/a>, killing frenzy<\/a>, salmon<\/a>, FDA<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s a great subject worthy of much lampooning and bitter vitriol, but us sportsmen have no say in the outcome, will endure largely in silence, and be the first to point fingers when the inevitable occurs. Call it \u201cFrankenfish\u201d or whatever comes to mind, but the truth is the majority of the world\u2019s population aren\u2019t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary","category-fisheries-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6458"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6460,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6458\/revisions\/6460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/singlebarbed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}