It’s not about sitting down to crank out some flies, it’s about sitting down unmolested to crank some flies.

The machined equivalent of Superman’s Fortress of Solitude, and the only approved locking arrangement for your Mancave.

The “Defendius” door security has only one caveat – don’t install it unless your bathroom is part of the secure area.

Mazes are a bad thing when you’re in a panic.