Science reveals who’s eating all the fish, and we’re not surprised

middleclass Irate anglers and the phalanx of ecological shock troops have a clean target to blame for the world’s declining fish stocks, climate change, and extra hammy feet in your riffle …

… it’s the middle class, they done it ALL.

According to a recent study by Wildlife Conservation Society and other organizations, coral reefs next to “middle class” communities in Eastern Africa have the lowest fish levels. In contrast, reefs next to villages of low and high socio-economic levels had higher fish levels.

Us starving authors belong to the lowliest socio-economic strata – we can boast being part of the solution, not practitioners of conspicuous consumerism – who aren’t holding up their end of the economy, and welch on home loans daily, while not surrendering their seat on the bus to old ladies …

You other guys SUCK.

The explanation, said researchers, lies in the interplay between traditional customs and how growth influences the social fabric of communities. In poor communities, many of which rely heavily on marine resources, fishing levels are kept in check by local cultural institutions and taboos and a reliance on traditional, low-tech fishing methods.

Loosely translated if you see a Simm’s, Orvis, Sage, or Winston sticker on clothing or rod, if you see a Starbuck’s container in the interior of their car, or if the rod is made from Bamboo, they’re poachers.

Bamboo fishermen covet your daughter, wife, or Springer Spaniel (not necessarily in that order) – them fellows disregard all the important tenets of a modern industrialized society, acting out their base nature with the rest of us as unwitting victims.

Tags: Orvis, Simm’s, Sage, Winston, Starbuck’s, Bamboo rod, poachers, World Conservation Society, industrialized society, taboo, tradition, consumerism, home loan defaults

Is Stretch Magic the Next Great stride in wader repair?

Good waders and good cars share similarities. At some point they’ve seen all their reliable miles and while you may delay the inevitable something new and gleaming is on the horizon…

… with payments to match.

My big feet in your living room

Buying large quantities of questionable fly tying materials does have one silver lining – you’ve got plenty for a wader repair.

I’ve got an 1.5” split on the contour and despite my best efforts could not get a couple ounces of Goop to hold a chunk of inner tube rubber where it was needed – on the rounded portion of the arch.

Staring at my bench in desperation yielded the 10 spools of flame pink Stretch Magic, which I will rechristen as “the next great leap forward in wading boot repair.”

Six or eight turns and an overhand knot and you’re done.

 Midcurrent almost had me with their piece on waist high waders – but wading through chemicals and solvents is extraordinary and I’d rather bemoan the loss of $60 for another set of Hodgemans versus the $200-400 for stylish waders and detachable boots. “Breathable” would be nice given recent 100 plus temperatures – it might also mean reaching for oxygen once you glance at the price and add the cost of wading boots.

Tags: Stretch Magic, Midcurrent, Waist high waders, hip boots, Hodgeman, Aqua Seal, wader repair, Goop, ingenuity

The Rubix Cubewich, the ultimate in guide lunch sinister

It was an old guide’s trick I learned after the Great Sandwich Mutiny of 1991, wherein the rest of the angling workforce insisting on rotating the sandwich making duties as they were tired of seeing my fingerprints in the condiments.

It was all scripted by me of course, as Junior Guide Wannabe – I was given all the really disgusting duties to see whether I possessed the Right Stuff.

Guide lunch of Frustration I didn’t, but I was smart enough to figure that a steady diet of Baloney, Goat Cheese, and Cranberry sauce would relieve me of an onerous pre-dawn responsibility. When some really tired senior guide returned with sammitch uneaten – pointing out the prominent thumb print, I’d feign concern – then point out it looked more like a toe …

Hence the Mutiny.

There was a reason they were senior and I was the new guy, as countless hours in the sun only appeared to bake off their frontal lobe, in reality my frontal assault was deftly turned into an encirclement – as this too became a competition.

Long day in the boat meets an hour of fiddling, line up the American Cheese before the condiments dispense. The Rubix Cubewich, guaranteed to be a pile of components before you give up and eat it by the handful, the ultimate in sinister payback.

Tags: Rubix sandwich, guiding, sinister guides, thumb print, american cheese

Singlebarbed says Where’s the Beef – In the absence of hard science are we being railroaded into a felt sole ban that may be a negligible factor?

Show me the fuggin BEEF I’m one of those skeptical fellows that grows more so with each article on invasive species and the proposed felt sole ban. We’ve all seen plenty of “trust me” science and the rise of the conclusive inconclusive finding, and I’m beginning to doubt that the facts support a ban.

It started innocently enough, with New Zealand Mud Snails less than 5 miles from my house, it begged additional research into which of the other odiferous brown rivulets nearby were also affected.

As you might expect, science largely sticks to the pristine, ignoring my fetid little creeks as already lost to pollution and therefore unworthy.

But the research papers led me down a deepening rabbit hole, each ending in question marks and supposition rather than hard science and facts. Blame my upbringing, as the Haight Ashbury in the 1960’s taught us to question authority, and not be led by the nose.

So I continued to dig deeper.

Research documents on the current strain of invasives; Didymo, New Zealand Mud Snails, and the Quagga and Zebra Mussels, tell a different story than our angling press. Their conclusions are rather surprising given the constant barrage of Cal Trout, Trout Unlimited, and Federation of Fly Fishermen literature – which makes felt soles the overriding scapegoat for much of our unclean behavior.

What’s not in doubt is our role in the spread of invasives like Didymo and the Mud Snail. Waders and wading gear are a known “vector” by which unwanted organisms are transported from one waterway to the next. But felt soles don’t appear to be the primary issue – and in many studies were not even mentioned.

I remember the outrage of senators forced to vote on a thousand page stimulus plan posed by the Obama administration, how there wasn’t time to read it all before the vote ensued.  It’s in my nature to ask, are we being railroaded to a similar speedy fix lacking proper scientific protocol with the proposed ban on felt soled wading shoes?

The documentation from the 2007 FFF Montana Symposium on invasive species lists fishing equipment, wading boot tops, and neoprene waders, as surfaces likely to carry the Didymo diatom, yet two years later only felt soles are facing a likely ban in 2011.

Cells are able to survive and remain viable in cool, damp, dark conditions for at least 40 days (Kilroy 2005). Fishing equipment, boot tops, neoprene waders, and felt-soles in particular, all provide a site where cells remain viable, at least during short term studies

Boot foot waders and neoprene wetsuits are outside the influence of fly fishing organizations as they’re used by many unrelated industries. Are we imposing our will on the only group that is semi-native to fly fishing, the detached boot – stocking foot wader makers?

… and does the science really conclude that’s the preferred alternative?

Why is there no push to change wading shoes uppers – rife with lace holes and layered tongues containing the same damp nooks and crannies as the felt sole?

Research suggests the upper lace area to be equally bad as the felt sole in terms of straining and capturing small organisms. A return to the welded boot foot wader would partially solve the issue, removing all laces and tongues and the damp areas surrounding them. Such a ban would be more appropriate than merely changing the sole and allowing the spread of invasives from the lace area, so why not ban both?

We’d all wear welded boot foot – cleated soles, like Dad did … a bunch of wading shoe manufacturers would go out of business, but we’d be doing our part to keep the environment sacrosanct.

… only manufacturers would never go for that, would they?

Didymo was first recorded in North America in 1894 (Cleve 1894-1896) at Vancouver Island in Canada, it’s native to Scotland and China, and didn’t get the invasive label in earnest until the New Zealand outbreak of 2004. It’s not considered an invasive to the Northwestern US, as its been here longer that some of us.

Many research papers suggest an incomplete knowledge of the Didymo diatom – why it’s initial presence is found frequently in dam tail waters, and while citing humans as a factor also raise the question about waterfowl and animal dispersal.

Many scientific journals postulate that it’s the evolution of the organism itself that has allowed its spread to warmer waters:

Why didymo all of a sudden changed into such an irritating and invasive species, no-one has yet figured out. The most prevalent speculation is we’re seeing the outcome of a biologically successful genetic mutation.

If true, then this becomes a completely different ball game – with birds, bears, and even wind able to carry a live diatom the short distance to the next creek.

The New Zealand government also supports a ban of felt soles, yet documentation from their website cites the lack of knowledge about Didymo in their 2004 research;

There appear to have been no attempts overseas to control or eliminate D. geminata, and no studies to date on how the species spreads.

As does the 2007 FFF Invasive Symposium document which cites, “ an organism for which we lack basic biological and ecological knowledge.”

Yet we’re so sure felt soles are the primary culprit we’re willing to ban them. I’ll have to ask “who’s so sure” because the scientific community hasn’t concluded anything.

The Didymo diatom is a single cell algae, small enough to be undetectable to the human eye, and easily carried on skin; a wet tee shirt, wading vest, or your flies. The New Zealand Mud Snail can be found in greater sizes, but studies of wading anglers find the most common size found clinging to waders and equipment is1mm or smaller.

Tests by the California Department of Fish and Game on wading gear found a correlation between  New Zealand Mud Snails and wading boots, but more snails were found inside the boot than lodged in felt soles. (It’s my assumption that “padded insole inserts” were the authors term for felt soles.)

The majority of NZMS recovered were associated with wading boots. NZMS were observed on the tongue area of wading boots, associated with the laces or the area of the tongue that was tucked beneath the lacing eyelets. Large numbers of small NZMS were present inside of the boots, having worked down between the boot and the neoprene bootie of the wader. If the boots contained padded insole inserts, NZMS were also found underneath the inserts, associated with sand grains. NZMS were recovered from every treated set of wading gear. Numbers of NZMS per sample ranged from 1 to 227 with a mean of 33 (Appendix 2). Over 50% of NZMS recovered were < 1 mm in size

Wading anglers are one of the problems, but research cannot yet quantify how much of the problem we are – nor whether we’re the primary “pollination vector” or merely one of many culprits.

Boaters with their bilges and live wells can transport diatoms and aquatic hitchhikers far easier than we can. Species introduced into man made impoundments and lakes spill over the dam and populate tail waters with great glee – spreading further with each winter’s runoff.

But overlooked in all of this is the role of waterfowl – which can fly great distances and can transport algae and mollusks both internally and externally.

Jstor article

Jstor article

The above JSTOR abstract suggests both mollusks and diatoms can be hosted by birds over great distances and considerable time. It also suggests that we don’t the full story on the role of waterfowl on dispersion and additional research is warranted.

The New Zealand government study concurs, suggesting that the location of its initial outbreak was most likely spread via human vector, but doesn’t rule out the threat of additional spread via birds:

It is conceivable that clumps of D(idymo).geminata could pass live through the guts of birds or animals. Atkinson (1980) experimentally fed freshwater planktonic algae to ducks and found viable cells of the diatom Asterionella formosa in two cultures. However, because of the very long times involved in long-distance bird migration, this again seems most likely as a means of local transport rather than global dispersal. Another possible mode of local transport of diatom clumps could be on feet or feathers/fur of birds and animals. See Kociolek & Spaulding (2000) for more examples

Which speaks to the root of my issue; if the scientific community doesn’t  yet know the answers why do angling organizations insist they do?

In conclusion, dispersal of D. geminata from its original geographical range into other parts of continental Europe and USA could conceivably have been assisted by avian vectors. However, this is a most improbable explanation for the sudden appearance of the species in New Zealand. The most plausible explanation is that the species has entered the region on a human vector. Birds and animals (as well as humans) could possibly be factors in any future dispersal within New Zealand.

I’m not content to follow the herd. Three years of college biology and chemistry doesn’t confer any special knowledge other than my ability to translate their vernacular. The science appears woefully incomplete  – and someone has to point out the lack of facts in this Great Crusade.

Felt holds better than rubber, sticky or otherwise – and I don’t need science to tell me my ass hurts less when extremities are outfitted with felt and studs. There’s far too much “we’re not sure” in the supporting documentation than I’m comfortable with – suggesting some retired dentist or lawyer is trying to tell me I should wear – and not science.

Read about the subject and make up your own mind.

Considering that many of my locals waters contain invasives – and worse; Goat guts and dead cats – it’s no surprise that I am cautious and adopted the welded boot foot-cleated rubber soled wader. I won’t find out what I’m dragging with me for many years as the Pristine gets first crack at all the biologists. Rubber soles and welded foot ensure I don’t spread anything other than cigar butts for the moment.

No rocks and soft gravel bottoms allow me to stay dry in slippery rubber cleats. I have separate waders for trout fishing that are never used in local waters – they’re old and neoprene, but never will the apples and oranges intermix.

I have no plans to abandon felt if the ban is successful and the science is still conjecture. We once buffed the cleats off jungle boots and equipped them with indoor-outdoor carpet – and can do so again. A couple pairs of cleated boots to cover my local waters, and a couple more rug equipped for trout expeditions should cover me nicely..

… and I’ll scrub snot off out of them in between.

(The California Department of Fish and Game article should be read specifically as it also addresses the effects of cleaning products on both waders and wading boots and whether the materials were damaged by the cleaning protocol.)

Tags: New Zealand Mud Snail, Diatom, Didymo, waterfowl, JSTOR, California Department of Fish and Game, Federation of Fly Fishermen, Cal Trout, Trout Unlimited, pollination vector, felt soled wading shoes, jungle boots, Neoprene waders, Obama, Stimulus Plan, Quagga, Zebra mussel

Dam tested Mother Nature approved

battered_trout I’d guess they’re made hardier than anticipated but I still cringe if the drop is more than a couple feet.

Researchers in boats radioed a fish’s condition back to Sharp: "Minor hemorrhage on one eye and minor bulge on one eye."

Tossing 2000 trout down a 463 foot spillway yields a 70% survival rate according to researchers – but I’d still get a stern lecture from the fellow fishing next to me were I to badly juggle a release.

Unfortunately the next 2000 victims will be sent through the turbines. Some fellow standing smartly in a boat full of white lab coats blowing taps..

Tags: Army Corp of Engineers, Willamette Valley, Crash test trout, mortality, dam turbines

Singlebarbed and Rupert Murdoch, fishing in rarified waters

The fractional cent courtesy of inflation Singlebarbed’s war on inflation naturally extends only to other’s profits. Like Rupert Murdoch, who announced the NewsCorp empire will charge for all online content, we were eager to jump on the bandwagon and fleece our readership with great verve …

While the debate rages as to whether the halcyon days of the Internet are over, mainstream media’s dogged insistence on receiving money for web content may spill over into everything but porn (which already charges). We considered similar actions – but as none of you have ever asked, “a penny for your thoughts” – we assume our average post is worth less than a penny…

… and as Paypal doesn’t charge in fractional cents, you’re all safe – we’ve abandoned our hopes of graduate school punctuation courtesy of Harvard and your shallow pockets.

Tags: Rupert Murdoch, fractional cents, online content, porn, mainstream media, NewsCorp, Paypal, Harvard

Simpler just to rub your face in the gut pile

I've got Salmon SkinIf the goal is to touch up the eyes I’d think grabbing the carcass and sawing it across your face would brighten your complexion better. Enough scales drying delicately around your brow and you’re guaranteed to be the toast of the gravel bar.

If they ever open the season in California, thoughts of conservation should be tossed aside; stick it, kill it, rub what’s left of your face, then grind the leftovers into the gravel …

Made from Hokkaido (chum) salmon, Japan being a poster child for fisheries management – usually sending vast factory ships to manage other countries fish – much to the glee of its natives …

… as Hokkaido Salmon are endangered, it makes perfect sense to pile onto an already diminished species, as success means more homes closer to the waters edge – absent pesky enviro-folks lobbying to the contrary.

… no mention of rubbing a big fillet of farmed fish on your face, likely because the orange dye hasn’t set, leaving you looking like your tongue after an OJ Pixie Stix.

It's all the rage back east

I could keep a straight face long enough to claim you looked radiant – if I saved a few fish in the process.

tags: Madonna, salmon eye care, Hokkaido salmon, California, salmon cosmetics, Pixie Stix

Infrastructure bailout pits fish against all comers

fightingfish Alternative energy is anything other than fossil fuel and with the administration determined to promote the agenda, “Green” may be as perilous to fish as cracking hydrocarbons

The ability of the nation’s aging hydroelectric dams to produce energy free of the curse of greenhouse gas emissions and Middle Eastern politics has suddenly made them financially attractive — thanks to the new economics of climate change. Armed with the possibility of powerful new cap-and-trade financial bonuses, the National Hydropower Assn. has set a goal of doubling the nation’s hydropower capacity by 2025.

Doubling the nation’s hydropower can be garnered at least three ways; more dams, more energy eked from existing dams, and more energy squeezed from existing flows.

It’ll be up to the engineers to determine whether any of the three can be done with less impacts to fish.

Across the country, there are about 82,600 dams, but only about 3% of them are used to generate electricity. Hydropower produces about 6% of the nation’s electricity, and nearly 75% of all renewable electric power.

Retrofitting dams used for other purposes are the low hanging fruit, and if fish ladders/passages come with the retrofit that could be a boon.

My area is rife with small dams used for flood control and irrigation water, all block passage to migratory fish – destroying the steelhead and the California salmon runs. I’d be willing to roll the dice on a refit that added the possibility of restoring fish to old haunts.

Tags: dam removal, hydropower, California salmon, electricity, fossil fuel, alternative energy, green energy, fish

Hemlock Dam deconstruction via Webcam

A little environmental voyeurism is in order – and no, you won’t be asked for your credit card number.

Enviro-Voyeurism

Webcams abound on the Internet, uniting them as wants to show with them as wants to watch. The University of Washington is playing to the highbrow fetish with the first “Dam Removal Webcam” – front row seats to the dismantling of the Hemlock Dam on Trout Creek, allowing you to cheer each blow of the pickaxe – and each truckload of debris hauled off.

It’s enough to give fisherman the Woods – or at least a lot of Nature.

Bring plenty of Popcorn …

Tags: Hemlock Dam, dam removal, University of Washington, Webcam, environmental fetish

Happy Anglers and the Prozac Hatch

Happy anglers and giddy trout Antidepressant use doubling in a single decade? That should make  happy anglers considering Estrogen, Progesterone, and anti-depressants are among the many chemicals making it through the wastewater treatment process and spilling into your favorite creek.

The rise in antidepressant prescriptions also is seen despite a series of public health warnings on use of antidepressant drugs beginning in 2003 after clinical trials showed they increased the risk of suicidal thoughts and behaviors in children and teens.

Which neatly accounts for the steady increase in hooked fish while lighting a cigar, or fish that slam my dry fly as it screams across the pool throwing a goodly wake ..

Then again, I’m morose at the office and much happier when fishing – suggesting that evaporation might have me inhaling my fair share…

With 10% of the US population on prescription anti-depressants, it also explains why so many poor drivers exist – whose index finger thrust from the window salutes us remaining 90%

Tags:antidepressant use, rise in prescriptive antidepressants, estrogen, progesterone, prozac, happy trout, wastewater treatment, evaporation