The Blitz – Fly Fishing the Atlantic Migration

theBlitz I remember Pop would hustle home from work, reach for that big 12 foot surf rod and Penn Senator whose level wind required an educated thumb, and ignoring me and older bro’s entreaties, as we weren’t old enough to come, he’d vanish in the Jeep to return carrying two huge fish that represented a week’s fine dining.

… or so Ma and him thought, me and Older Bro still preferred chicken over seafood, given Mother Nature made chickens empty and big stripers full of gawd-awful smelling guts and scales that we had to shovel out of the sink and dispose of quickly.

San Francisco had quite the Striper culture I was to find out later, once I was chasing them myself. I might have been resentful at not being allowed to go as a young lad, but I understood later. Striper fishing on the West Coast being dangerous as hell, involving multiple treble hooks on foot long plugs, adrenalin filled anglers tied to rocks or perched on slippery algae forty foot above an ocean that offered a scant 30 minutes before you died of its chill. Swells between four and twenty feet, and an undertow that forced you into a constant backpedal as it took the sand from under your feet in the blink of an eye.

There’d be a whole phalanx of cars parked above Ocean Beach, each fellow sharpening his hooks or retying his knots while scanning the water from the Cliff House to Pacifica looking for the clouds of birds that signaled stripers pinning clouds of Anchovy to the beach …

There was nothing gentle about the sport, as even a minor misstep meant something barked, smashed, or bleeding.

While all those memories were reawakened by Pete McDonald’s elegant prose in “The Blitz” (Tosh Brown photography), it portrays our East Coast brethren as having a much easier time of it; shallow beaches, gentle swells and being able to stand in the water while casting.

… all of which is completely foreign to my experiences.

I’ve been a fan of Pete’s Fishing Jones blog for many years. He possesses a light, engaging, humorous style that is both self depreciating and completely infectious, and I was counting on getting a generous dose of his wit in this work.

Alas, his text is forced to play second fiddle to the photos which dominate almost all the pages, and while the photography is quite good, with the occasional spectacular, the grip-grin pictures can be tedious.

Each of the notable areas of Eastern Striperdom is treated with a short piece about the surroundings, a sprinkling of prose on the community of anglers, and a plug for one or more local guides. It’s an engaging adventure book, not intended to be a resource on Stripers and Bluefish, nor is it intended to devote reams to fly patterns and technique, rather it’s a deft narration of a year long adventure snapped in pictures.

There’s enough flies imbedded in center consoles, fly books, fish’s mouths, and hook keepers to make a pretty good reference work, and based on the samples; big, white, flashy and chartreuse, dominate most of the preferred offerings.

As a west coaster and not indigenous to the area, I was unawares of the perils facing the East Coast fishery in the Eighties, and the success story that was their resurgence a decade later. Outside of a paragraph here or there in an old book, I’d run across Lou Tabory, sand eels or lances, and knew that our West Coast fish were imported from the East via milk jug and train.  What surprised me about this book was reading of the favorable surf conditions and just how big a fly fishing following existed in these eastern byways and resort towns – and how commanding was the distribution of fish, all the way from Maine to Virginia.

An Albie liked my fly, but one of the whipping coils of clearing line caught on the edge of my wristwatch. The fish left in a hurry trailing half of a fly line – half Chuck’s fly line if you’re keeping score.

“Goddamnit!” yelled Chuck.

“It caught on my watch.”

“I know, that’s why I said ‘goddamnit.”

I tried to cover my watch with my rain jacket.

“Take that off, Son,” said Laughridge. “The only times you need to know on Harkers are sunrise and sunset.”

As we idled around for the next opportunity, I heard whistling from the helm and recognized a tune from the Wizard of Oz being performed at my expense.

I would not be a just a nothing

My head full of stuffin,

My heart all full of pain,

I would dance and be merry,

Life would be a ding-a-derry,

If I only had a brain.

Pete hints at a striper subculture commanding a following of obsessed and dedicated anglers that are only a Gierach book away from being celebrated by the rest of us. Naturally it was these dropped tidbits that I wanted to know more about – as tales of suffering and deprivation are always more gripping then us working stiffs plying our craft on weekends.

Perhaps in the sequel, and at the cost of some photos …

I’d be interested in the old pre-80’s slant, and how this new breed of angler fit in with that hoary old crowd – as guys like Joe Brooks and his ilk appear to have been involved during a similar heyday.

I’d suggest that the narrative is much too clean to be real however – throwing lead-core and weighted bucktails on 3/0 hooks in the constant inshore breeze of the beach, has to result in a good deal of maimed flesh. Nowhere in this narrative is a hint that the line is capable of filleting human flesh or that burying the barb of a large stainless steel hook in the soft flesh of an ass cheek presents an angler with but two choices … run for the car and the tender mercies of Emergency – or continue fishing as it’s that goddamn good …

This book is a fast read due to the preponderance of photography. I found it terribly interesting and terribly short of subject matter, given that so much turf is covered and the book’s reliance upon photography to assist the narrative is simply not deep enough. I found it enjoyable – yet it had me wanting to know a lot more of the people and sport, as well as its history.

Full Disclosure: I purchased the book at full retail ($49.95) from Departure Publishing. 216 Pages, 315 Photographs, 43 of which are guys holding stripers.

Risk public ridicule and earn a hat in the doing

The Singlebarbed Grease Magnet

At one point both of them were black. The one on the left is what I’ve been wearing the last couple of years; fragrant with stale human, pomade, and insect repellant – the one on the right is clean, sterile, and looking for a home …

Them as has commented plenty are to be admired, given their penchant to lead chin first into the public space with wit, insults, and factual detail that corrects me when I get hasty or sloppy.

Ed Stephens, John Peipon, Jim Batsel, JP2, and Peter Vroedeweij – drop me a note with a mailing address, you’ve all earned a new brim.

… and yes, in polite company I’ll wear a clean one, maybe …

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We call it Rusty Sharp Stuff, you call it the Impossible Lie

It’s why I have to whisper encouragement to all them Blueliner’s when they pretend they want to come fish with me …

I hear that molar-on-molar grind and attempt to restore their calm before they hurt themselves in a fit of piqué. Trout fishermen being used to fishing only in the first three dimensions; simple rectangles and polygons, a bit of trailing weed, perhaps even a low hanging branch – yet when I mention the fly needs to make that interior eddy by the ashtray they get all confused and squirrely on me.

Toyota Sedan-like optimal lie

Trout fishing being much simpler than a four door Toyota, which requires a caddy to whisper slope and bearing, sink rates and waveforms. Given the darkest and deepest lies are always a complex object, offering confounding currents due to entangling roots and tubers, and sprinkled with a leavening of decaying head rest.

Audi instream eddy

European engineering, multidimensional complex cast, especially if you want that natural sweep into the interior where all the big bass hide.

Ass, grass, or Pikeminnow, nobody rides for free

A hookup in the passenger seat induces a bit of angler panic, regardless of size. It’s the wireform of the seats that corrodes into rusty sharp stuff – all of which eats tippet instantly.

Not much life in the river these days, the flood having extincted all the fish and moved the cars from their former bankside imbed. I still carry a rod with me, but its only occasionally that something presents itself.

Mostly its the exercise I’m after, given the heat and miles of bank offer the opportunity to restore that lean predacious angler that doesn’t grunt while pulling on his booties …

It makes us the more efficient predator

While the continuing saga of the Asian carp has done wonders for guided bow fishing, the rest of us unfortunates have largely been shut out of this orgy of sanctioned killing  …

The Good News is that all that is about to change now that ballistics experts have invented “Super Cavitating” rifle ammo which allows hunters to fire into the water, hunt underwater, or fire onto the bank from underwater, rendering it all child’s play save for the Kentucky Windage component of optical diffraction.

Now, the frustrated angler can simply yank hogleg and blow hell out of large wild fish with single and barbless, fully jacketed projectiles that will retain its cladding and ensure lead from large caliber projectiles is not released into the watershed.

We’ll be treated to guided carp hunts featuring jet boats and quad-fifties, where success is measured solely by expended ammo, not limited by some arbitrary or capricious fish & game ruling.

Like Dim Sum, we count the discarded ammo cans and then add in a tip.

 

“The ammo becomes a true extension of the hunter’s desire to kill in any environment,” says US Army ballistics expert, Madison Aveenu. “It offers a more fluid transmission of energy from wet to dry. The eye sees the shot it wants to make and is translated to the ammo by the gun instantaneously.”

Now you regret cutting Physics lab

Graphite and Water, who would of thunk it

Certainly, I always suspected us fishermen were ahead of the curve, but all that dope smoking in High School left us a couple of IQ short of a MENSA member.

If we’d run across some of those eggheads that attended class they might of mentioned we were waving around the fissionable equivalent of 140 Hiroshima’s … but they’re still sore from us hurling them into the girl’s bathroom with the elastic from their underwear wedged so far up their keister that …

Supercatchables & Shovel Ready: Spending 5000 dollars to catch you

Fish_Education Angered over the recent contest won by Roscoe, New York as America’s Fishing Town, the principality of Dunsmuir, California, decided to squander precious treasury dollars to become Home of the Mashed Fin Fatty.

With its long history as a fishing destination, the town is tossing a fly of its own onto I-5, hoping to lure oodles of free spending fishermen. It plans to purchase $5000 worth of two foot long Rainbow trout and sprinkle them within the confines of the township hoping they’ll get caught.

Every week we’re going to see a picture of some kid holding a fish wider than he is. It’ll be in the newspaper. It’ll get on the internet.”

Figure a couple year’s worth of sodden flesh draped over the arms of beaming tourists, a couple videos gone viral, and word spread on all that hatchery goodness.

Hookers might have been cheaper …

Should a town really wish to be a magnet for fishermen, it needs to put in the appropriate infrastructure, including; at least two adult restaurants open after 10PM (adult is defined by the cook being so in deed as well as name), a breakfast stop open before dawn, a fly shop off Main Street, a source of 24 hour ice and gas, ample sleeping arrangements from posh to outdoors, and a Laundromat open both Saturday & Sunday.

… and it is easy to hate the Trout Underground, given all the current riches he enjoys being so tawdry and commonplace as to need an upgrade to Fish X, and Fish Y, and with his connections to Councilman Raine, I’m sure they’ll drop a couple of fish within casting distance of his verandah.

… specially  trained, dry fly only …

Dinner is a sure start to extinction

All our lives we’ve dreamt of this fish, and when it arrives we think it something beneath our refined taste buds and certainly unworthy of sport.

The fact that you continue to purchase Budweiser is testimony to your lack of tastebuds, ensuring you’d enjoy a donut about as much as a dog turd if both were glazed equally…

That’s primarily because you guys are optimists and think should you remain aloof something more befitting will come along. As a pessimist, I know better …

In 2008, Asian carp made up 82 percent of the commercial catch on the Illinois River and 30 percent on the Mississippi, according to the Illinois DNR.

via St Louis Today

Fourteen or fifteen states gets a fish that leaps into the boat its so eager to get caught, and rather than thank Heaven for a little tawdry sport in a river that grows more coliform bacteria than biomass, we’ve got to appoint a Czar to wage war on it …

Fortunately there’s a little “out of the box” thinking left in the lower 48, and rather than turn up their nose at all this free protein, St. Louis has decided to de-bone it, grind it up, and serve it as canned tuna and fish sticks to the city’s poor.

If Obama had any real stones he’d march a contingent of Secret Service down to Mickey Dee’s and get Ronald McDonald some waders …

The real question is the fat content of raw crude

fish-sticks It would be easier if fishermen actually liked eating fish, but most of you simply enjoy torturing them and put them back instead.

By doing so, the Federal government would like you to know you’re adding to the trade deficit, depriving the US of thousands of domestic jobs, as well as propagating the notion you’re a complete prick.

That’s because they mine your Facebook page and know you scored an exotic and imported Fillet O’ Fish on your return to civilization. Ignoring domestic fish flesh in favor of adding to the nearly insurmountable debt burden your children must assume …

… yes, the very same children that flipped you off when you inquired would any of them trade joystick for some mountain air that weekend …

The Obama administration is fast tracking approvals on our domestic waters for fish farming so we lower imports of those flaccid fillets in favor of growing our own – in the heady soup of nitrogenous fertilizers and female hormones that pour out of our coastal waterways.

Michael Rubino, who heads NOAA’s aquaculture program, said expanding the area where fish farming is allowed will boost production, create new jobs and help ease concerns that some imported seafood may be tainted with industrial wastes.

* snicker

Naturally it’s the Gulf of Mexico that’s the initial recipient. Converting all those idle oil platforms and out of work fishermen into pellet shoveling fish ranches, repopulating those empty miles of taint with genetically engineered freaks capable of reproduction without cell division …

Pump a couple gallons of crude off the bottom, scratch match, and Gortons can bring the refrigerator ship alongside and pack hell out of fish sticks – breaded or unleaded … whichever they’ve contracted for …

… and we can watch them help themselves to our tax dollars when the oxygen-deprived dead zone shifts their way and wipes out the fish, the sea lice, and anything else wet …

and we do so love our Fisheries and their science

We Love Science Science suggests that it would prefer you not call an invasive species,  invasive …

Firstly, it may hurt their feelings, and secondly, given that it’s successful in outcompeting the local fare means it’s possibly superior (owning Adonis DNA), and may simply be species extincting a weaker occupant of the same resource …

In short, as history is written by the victors, it’s merely a Darwin thing, not a full fledged invasion.

To illustrate the peaks and valleys of successful science allow me to mention how a recent study in Japan illustrates how a terrestrial snail has a 15% chance of survival given their digestion by birds and crapped out after the full tour of the gastrointestinal tract …

This is the first study of its kind to show that the bird’s and their droppings are able to disperse living snails to other geographical locations. One snail managed to show the researchers that entire snail families could be transported by the birds. Not long after being ingested, one small gave birth to juveniles not long after passing through the gut of the bird.

Turn of the century studies have shown that diatoms can pass through a bird gut unharmed, given the armor of snails and their small size it’s not surprising that incomplete digestion might occur and birds might disperse a viable population outside their normal range.

In our continual battle against “Superior Darwin-esque victor-species” birds (ducks especially) may well be responsible for a portion of their travels.

Think didymo, mussels and snails …

… and for the Invasive chuckle of the week …

The Giant Salvinia is one of the more horrific invasives being battled intensely in the Southern United States. It spreads faster than daylight and completely chokes off lakes and waterways – rendering them impossible to navigate due to sheer volume of weed.

Giant salvinia is able to double in number and biomass in less than three days in optimal conditions and forms dense mats on still waters. The plant can regenerate even after severe damage or drying. The explosive growth of giant salvinia not only adversely affects the natural ecological system of the infested region, but it also causes considerable economic damage and sanitation problems.

… and has recently been found to cure cancer in humans, go figure.

I’ll wait until the AMA confirms the finding before grabbing a couple handfuls for my tub, a vain attempt to make up for all them cheap cheroots I sucked down earlier.

Wherein the Attractor resumes its dominance of fishing

Tungsten Bead As part of my latest disaster adventure in the piney woods, it’s been my custom to stop at a couple of the largest fly shops in California to restock materials and eyeball the flies offered. Those deep and cavernous bins now someone else’s responsible to keep full, so I can approach them without fear.

They’re a good indicator of material trends and tying styles as most vendors attempt to limit stock to the fast movers; flies that sell themselves many times over, standard patterns intermixed with contemporary materials and styles mirrored in our angling media.

For years I’ve been carefully monitoring the ratio of sunken flies to bead heads variants, and will suggest that bead head flies now comprise 90% or better of all the nymphs and sinking flies in these shops. Using them as an indicator for the industry at large, and I’d suggest you’re looking at similar dominance in your shop’s offerings.

There’s no more Zug Bugs or Hare’s Ears, no Pheasant Tails – but there’s plenty of each in the bead head style.

Jokingly, I’d always assumed that their path to prominence was their elimination of the need for the delicate tapered head. Most tier’s lack the skills to make that happen even if they tried, given that it’s one of the last skills mastered. That big barrel of bead makes the delicate whip finish a thing of the past, replacing tiny and precise with some heavy-handed collar of questionable integrity.

Swab a big squirt of lacquer in the cavity of the bead and call it good.

While I might be partly right, we’ve had a number of quasi-issues that lend themselves to the subject; including the National Park Service ban on lead last year, the rise of tin and antimony and its availability in most fly shops, and the dominance of “high sticking” and nymph-bobbercator fishing taught by guides hired for Fishing 101 …

While some partisans have been horribly offended at the idea that gossamer and feathery has been reduced to chuck and duck, and that proponents of beaded flies are mostly molesters of infants, not real sportsmen, what has been completely missed by pundits and our media, is the lack of supporting insect parts, and how we’ve moved markedly away from Match the Hatch

(Big intake of Breath …)

No phase or type of Mayfly, Caddis, and Stonefly, possesses anything 4mm in diameter and smelling of shiny copper or bright gold …

… and while the pipe smoke and old Scotch ran thick at the clubhouse, you still missed us taking the boots to Ernie Schwiebert and his hoary old tome.

I’d wager that we’re in the beginning throes of the next big move towards attractors. Evidenced by nearly 100% of the nymphs sold at shops being the bead head variant, coupled with the recent dominance of the Czech nymph craze, all of which feature bright attractor colors, pinks, oranges, and reds, to depict a family of caddis nymphs that lack any such markings or color.

During the same time most steelhead flies have moved from the traditional ranges of #8’s – #4’s, have abandoned their characteristic northwest “bucktail” shape and style in favor of enormous hunks of bright feathers, trailing hooks, and palmered with ostrich strands to make the fly move and undulate like something living, yet nothing in Nature resembles its vibrant “anger” colors.

Thoughts of seduction now being a thing of the past.

… and with all those guides yelling “SET” in your ear while learning, and knowing how much effort it was to yank bobber, split shot, and beaded fly to his satisfaction – are you as an angler preferring the Sage mold of extra-fast tippy rod as a result?

Toss all those effete dry fly only types out of the mix and I’d suggest that the average fellow fishes nymphs and dries in about an equal mix. Throw in the 5% of Czech nymph devotees, another 10% of the high-stick crowd, and another 5% for those feeding the dry fly as nymph indicator, the dreaded “Two Gun” or Rake rig … and you’ve got about 60% of the crowd fishing something significantly heavier than a hook with a couple of chicken feathers attached.

A heavier fast rod would be just the ticket, knowing split shot and bead headed flies can’t be cast – but the “lob” would feel better on a fast action tippy SOB …

In short, we’ve booted His Holiness to the curb, you couldn’t tie a tapered head if you tried, and it’s no longer fashionable to be shy around Lemon-Yellow or Orange-Orange …