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Eat The Fly , a balanced and nutritious tour of the important finned food groups

Alex Cerveniak of 40 Rivers to Freedom and the Hatch’s Blog network is creating yet another endeavor documenting all possible fish foods and the flies to represent them.

Entitled, “Eat the Fly” it’s an ambitious undertaking that will contain the common food items and insects available to fish, offset by some of the fly patterns used to represent them.

It’s a hellish undertaking to be sure, but the rest of us have the easy part – admiring the photographs and remarking, “so that’s what a Black Nosed Dace looks like…”

He’s got species, phases, links to additional resources, flies that represent the food depicted, and where possible, seasons and emergence dates, coupled with locale information.

Horny-Head-Chub

Horny Headed Chub, Alex Cerveniak Photo

It’ll take some time before he’s scratched the surface – but there’s a great deal of work (and effort) already available, and he could use an assist on compiling all that information, you may want to drop him a note if you’ve got some compelling photographs of known food items.

Tags: Eatthefly.com, Alex Cerveniak, Hatch’s Blog Network, angling resource, baitfish, aquatic insects

He gives Cyprinids the Fat Lip

Roughfisher Ties one on Friend Roughfisher is adding his expertise to the USCARPPRO ezine, with a monthly column on flies for our favorite Cyprinid. It’s a great fit and a monstrous ezine, 150 pages of technology and insight into all forms of carp fishing – most of which we never knew existed.

Fly fishermen have more than our fair share of snooty types, with the balance either market hunters or fishermen. Cracking the cover on USCARPPRO suggests they have an equal leavening of elite anglers, elitism, and enough precision engineered tackle and angling minutiae to give fly fishermen a run for their money.

We devote four pages to synthetic tailing materials, and they’ve got four pages of hand cast lead weights with finishes that mimic rocks. We’ve got Bimini Twists and esoteric single purpose knots – only they’ve got twice as many, most of which we’ve never encountered.

We’ve got fly patterns in the tens of thousands, and they can match us one for one with boilies, popups, and wafters – all of which sound like Willy Wonka’s Everlasting Gob Stopper – only in Vanilla and Black Licorice.

Which gives them the edge on us as they can eat what they throw.

Best of all is the lack of outstretched arm posturing – there’s no need to exaggerate fish size, as most are unable to lift the bloated behemoth past their knees…

… and they’re smiling. Ruddy faced grins celebrate a worthy quarry, something that’s only occasionally seen in our glossies.

If you thought fly competition hooks were expensive – these fellows pay double for theirs – I couldn’t help but salivate over the shapes and reinforcement – we don’t have nearly the options we once did with X-Strong fly hooks.

I found it an enjoyable departure from our media, an interesting glimpse at a sport taken every bit as seriously as our own – with the added comfort of knowing there’s some poor angler paying more for his rods than I am.

Sure it’s bait fishing, but us fishermen do that.

While you’re there – tell Roughfisher we ain’t on speaking terms until some of that homemade sausage makes it to my side of the Rockies. Fly fishing is fine and all – but withholding eats is unconscionable.

Tags: Roughfisher.com, USCARPPRO ezine, cyprinids, boilies, popups, wafters, bimini twist, Willy Wonka, carp

Print being Dead, and here is where they buried her

Print is far from dead It’s a daunting project that Project Gutenberg & Google has undertaken, scanning all the books in the world and making them available online. It’s not without incident considering they already incurred $124 million in infringed copyrights – but they’re forging ahead undaunted.

With Amazon’s Kindle creating quite the stir over Christmas, and competitors lining up to enter similar products into the mix – it appears we’ll have the opportunity to add to our fishing library virtually.

As my vision is on the wane – I can’t admit to comfort while straining over a dimly backlit screen, but it’s likely to intrude more each decade.

There’s quite a few famous angling tomes already available, and many out of print classics that are unavailable to anyone other than collectors.

George Kelson – The Salmon Fly, how to Dress it and how to Use it (1895)

G.E.M. Skues –  The Way of the Trout with the Fly (1921) and Modern Development of the Dry Fly (1910)

Mary Orvis Marbury – Favorite Trout Flies and their Histories

George M. LaBranche – The Dry Fly and Fast Water (1914)

Frederick M. Halford – Floating Flies and How to Dress Them (1886)

There are many hundreds of titles, some you may have never heard of – and the tags under each allow you to refine your search to specific areas of the online collection. Most of the books are old enough to no longer be copyrighted, and it makes sense that Google would want to avoid all the litigation until it’s determined how the author will receive compensation.

Kelson’s book on the Salmon Fly is still considered the Bible of the married wing, eyeless hook crowd. You can download it for free in PDF form versus paying $500 for an old copy.

I’ve read many of these and am continually fascinated over the convictions of their authors. Adding a certain perspective to read, “the Salmon, being the noblest of all fishes, eat Butterflies …” – then grab a copy of a current magazine and read, “they eat leeches because …”

… and in a hundred years will some fellow be giggling over our assumptions?

Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times.  – Gustav Flaubert

Anglers today shrink from the old tomes as being antiquated and out of date – and while the language may be archaic, the lessons are still current.

Download a fistful of PDF’s and fish the turn-of-the-century Catskills, or a Irish freshet for sea run trout – then tuck them away as reference materials or simply a good read.

Tags: Project Gutenberg, Google Internet Book Archive, copyright, George Kelson, G.E.M. Skues, Mary Orvis Marbury, George M. LaBranche, Frederick M. Halford, Amazon Kindle, out of print angling books

In time for the holidays, Tough As Nails Barbie

While the rest of you are droning on about weights and tapers, modulus and action, I’ll be downstream ….

… just me and my Blue Water Barbie.

Via John Merwin and his Honest Angler blog, comes an eye opening video of a fellow catching a 100 pound blue shark on bright pink Barbie rod, complete with closed face spinning reel – and the precision drag system that makes some classic metal chunking sounds…

We’re always insisting that fly tackle offers the best “feel” of a fighting fish – but I’m not sure our rods can bend like Old Barbster.

I about died laughing, as did the assembled crew.

 

I’ve got one of these hanging proudly over the mantle, compliments of older brother and his misguided humor.

Now who has the last laugh?

Tags: Field & Stream, John Merwin, Barbie Rod, Blue Shark,

Fish Can’t Read, Issue #2 Return of the eZine

Fish Can't Read, Issue #2 The second issue of “Fish Can’t Read debuted yesterday, and the boys at Dry Fly Media have really done a bang up job. Lot’s of diverse content, photo essays, and meat … from numerous continents and a variety of gamefish.

… and yes, I added my two cents. This month’s column, “Three Flies Short” is “Paris Hilton is Now, but the Silver Hilton is Forever.” Wherein I accuse the last forty years of fly tiers of obscene crimes too horrible to mention here.

It’s a big, brash issue – filled with commentary and color, art and opinion, and is guaranteed to consume your entire lunch hour – and most of the next.

Quite a few pages, and with all the folks hitting the site – give it a minute to download.

Tags: Fish Can’t Read magazine, fishcantread.com, ezine, three flies short, fly tying, fly fishing, online fly fishing magazines, Dry Fly Media

FlyAddicts.com launches with a flourish

Fly Addicts logo While the massed regiments of printed media reel about in disarray, the agile “angling Taliban” are up to new, better, bigger, and more…

The checkout counter at Safeway lost three stalwarts in Gourmet, Elegant Bride, and Shotgun Wedding – they’ll no longer glare back at our 12 pack and sack of ice during a pre-dawn departure. Conde Nast has shuttered their doors in recent weeks due to the economics of the dead tree phenom.

On the web, angling offerings are on the upward tick, my blogroll swollen with recent additions, and the debut of yet another online community:

In a nutshell, it’s what you’d get if you crossed an online magazine with a blog network with facebook with craig’s list with ebay with a forum with youtube, etc.  Deep breath.

Alex Cerveniak of 40 Rivers to Freedom and the Will Mullis’ Hatches magazine empire have combined to introduce FlyAddicts.com – a nice mix of blogs, articles, forum, and e-zine.

Like you, the bulk of my lunch hour is spent nursing a tasteless sandwich and a warm Coke – keeping abreast of this surge of online content. Often surprised and rarely disappointed – just what’s needed to combat the onset of Winter sloth.

Tags: Alex Cerveniak, 40 Rivers to Freedom, Will Mullis, Hatches Magazine, flyaddicts.com, conde nast shutters Gourmet, online angling community

If you can cast better than Brad Pitt, here’s your chance

If your tailing loop is more convoluted than most or a gob of pancake makeup will make you prettier than Brad Pitt, you might consider being immortalized on celluloid. Unfortunately you’ll have to live somewhere near Washington, Oregon, Northern California, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania and New York State …

Kype Movie Opportunity

Kype magazine is looking for ardent salmon-steelhead anglers to feature in their magazine and forthcoming DVD.

Kype is currently searching for two anglers at each fishing location along their upcoming film tour to fish side by side with Publisher and film producer, George Douglas. “This is not your typical guide trip,” said Douglas. “This is an opportunity for anglers of all levels to showcase their fishing adventure and help kids at the same time.”

The camera crew will capture you and your adventure on film to be used for national distribution. In addition to highlighting this amazing sport and providing viewers with great fishing action, the underlying theme in this series is to capture the typical or not so typical day in an angler’s life that often includes the frustrations met on the river, to the evening celebration of the big catch. Similar to reality-TV filming, Kype’s film crew documents each aspect of these trips while bringing out unique personalities and the perseverance that drives anglers to their next hook-up.

… loosely translated it suggests they might not dub over your swear words and anything confessed while inebriated will be shared with the balance of the planet posthaste.

Kype apparently sponsors Thetugisthedrug.org angling community,  if you don’t embarrass yourself on celluloid – you’ve got a couple more chances in different mediums…

I can’t apply as they’ve used “the tug is the drug”, “tight lines” and “rip lips” on a single page. I’m allergic to all three, combined they’re Kryptonite to us dirty water anglers.

Tags: Kype magazine, thetugisthedrug.org, drug free fishing, new guys, trite angling phrases, fly fishing movie, Brad Pitt

Now if they could just do something with discarded water bottles

The Milk Crate Angler Angling art takes many forms and covers multiple mediums – yet only the Pristine seems worthy of immortalizing.

Us fellows that trod mud amidst the savagery of the rural-urban interface rarely see much celebration of our craft.

Recycled milk crates strike a special nerve – mostly because we’ve waded through their neatly ordered phalanxes below bridge abutments.

I consider it “gravity-based Moderne”. I like the concept, industrial art mixed with reservation of a favorite riffle … the Milk Crate Fisherman.

Tags: milk crate fisherman, rural-urban interface, angling art, gravity

Fishouflage, so your kid can wear it to his Prom

Talk about a “bait and switch” – I was all geared up to insist we all buy it so that our corpse was indistinguishable from the bottom, guaranteeing our watery resting place was undisturbed.

Or, the astounding scientific evidence that we’d be invisible to fish were we to slip it over waders…

Instead, I’ve stumbled on an angling fashion plate – only the hardcore professional angler “wears their passion on our sleeve.”

As I shamefacedly gazed down at my sleeve, it appears my passion is Hamburger … with mustard …

“The angling community never had a universally acceptable image, and now we do.”

Anglers have a universally robust image; hard drinking, womanizing timewasters, ignoring societal taboos and overgrown lawns with equal vigor. Our sermons are delivered from the couch, our whereabouts largely unknown, and our conquests legion.

We’ve had poets, ball players, singers, writers and a half dozen Presidents as our spokespeople. While we’re searching for the next great Angling Contemporary to rally behind and crystallize our issues, running around in foul smelling camouflage will just make us an Al Qaeda splinter cell.

Fishouflage, umm – I’ll wait.

Tags: fishouflage, angling fashion, wear passion on our sleeve, timewaster, Al Qaeda, societal taboo, fly fishing humor

Lunch Hour fodder: The debut of the FishCantRead eZine

Fish Can't Read eZine I’m an unapologetic supporter of the eZine format. Hard copy is good, but eventually they are dog-eared, foodstained, crumpled, and left in the bathroom – where some non-fisherperson seizes them for a quick journey to the trash can.

I like them because the online marketplace features content and authors that don’t fit the traditional mold. With minimal startup costs editors of fly fishing eZines are less afraid to risk uncommon topics and engage unknown authors – giving us rabid angling types a chance to do something other than flip the pages.

“Fishing the [Insert Famous River Here] River” or “ Indicators for Monstrous [Insert Trophy Salmonid Name Here] have had a couple of decades – and I don’t mind seeing what the new guy is using or the water he calls home.

I’ll credit the younger crowd for the new attitude, the quickness to adopt the new medium and much of the “in your face” bravado. Occasionally it may rub us the wrong way but us older crowd need a good shaking to keep us invigorated

This is Fly and Catch come to mind – and while you may not care for every article, author, or posture – they’re bringing technology and a new viewpoint to some of our hoary old traditions – and that’s refreshing change.

Our mainstream media has inbred to the point of predictability – and with many newspapers and magazines struggling in the current economic climate, we’re quite close to realizing a largely paperless subscription model.

Today marks the debut issue of “Fish Can’t Read” the latest fly fishing eZine. and I’ll donate a lunch hour and sandwich to peruse the virgin issue despite it being not work related…

… and when the Web Gendarmes call me on the phone to rattle their manacles in my ear, I’ll respond in characteristic flavor, “… glad you boys pointed that out – stop by the cafeteria on your way up as I could use more Mustard.”

Let’s give the New Kid a warm welcome … because something about him is so very familiar …

Tags: Fishcantread.com, Fish Cant Read magazine, This is Fly, Catch, ezine, online fly fishing magazine