Category Archives: Fly Fishing

I would have loved to see a "Grip and Grin" of that Purple sucker

Now TC has me doing it I’m reminded of some of the unexpected fish I’ve landed after seeing this bit on a wildlife biologist that caught a fish he’d stocked nearly 25 years earlier.

Surprised is a better word, like the 12″ trout I caught out of Hat Creek that had three flies stuck in his face. To add insult to injury, two of them were the same size and pattern – a Copper John variation. It was six bucks worth of trout if you’re counting, and nice of him to tell me what pattern was completely irresistible.

I hooked a fish on another outing that gave up much too quickly, after landing it I found the reason, an Osprey had hit him sometime back and it was missing a silver dollar size chunk of flesh below the dorsal fin. It was healed over, but the spine was visible. Trout may be vulnerable to pollutants but they can still take a licking.

My best work was the fish I landed without a hook, starting with “the impossible lie” – one of those casts you dream of making, you know it’ll cost $20 worth of flies to attempt. Fifteen dollars later I made the cast and a fish ate it. With half the line downstream in a belly, there was no way I could set the hook. Somehow I managed,  and when I got the fish close I saw what happened, the fish had rose over the leader and my slow strike caused the fly to catch the leader on the other side – a neat lasso that slid into the gill plate and stayed as long as  the fish stayed below me.

But the all time favorite was something witnessed during El Nino. My buddies and I were fishing for rock fish in the San Francisco Bay. The fellow next to us hooked a fish and reeled it in – we saw him lift it out of the water by the hook snell. He turned to us and says, “Weird, it’s a purple Stingray thing..” then collapsed as if poleaxed.

We pull him out of the water, and he’s able to stutter, “E-e-electrified.”

We never did figure out what he’d caught, but we weren’t about to grip anything we hadn’t eaten before, especially Purple..

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I see it as more of a “truth in advertising” issue

Alistair of the Urban Fly Fisher caught my attention with his unveiling of yet another collection of ladies giving their all for a fly fishing calendar. It’s a known angling weakness, starting with Ulysses and the Sirens, you fellows keep thinking around the next bend is a bevy of panting nubiles intent on portly, middle aged men wearing rubber.

Of all angling fantasy – this is the least possible, and despite council to the contrary you persist in perpetuating falsehood.

It’s about time you were rewarded.

It’s all true, it’s just beyond the next page – countless taut, bronzed and passionate beauties, aching for a real man! Like all “pay-for-Pr0n” sites I’m only allowed to show you a teaser or two, you’ll have to subscribe for unfettered access to the Hotties…

You’re a Dead Man Walking

It’s up to me to add a measure of reality, and GirlsGoneFlyFishing.com is sapping you of your vigor. They’re nice, but can’t hold a candle to the bevy of Hotties I’ve got under contract.

That’s why she insisted you go, honest

This is the real deal guys, the AFTMA Nymphets, “Anglers by day and Soiled Doves by night” – domestic Ninjas, skilled in fishing, credit card abuse, and thrown crockery.  The kind of gal that adjusts your priorities, whilst gazing adoringly from the wall of your Mancave.

The whole “girls gone wild” thing is REAL, ignore the fact Joe Francis was convicted of a morals beef and only recently has seen daylight – in reality he was saving the “good stuff” for you …

She’s without flaw, but she doesn’t speak your language

Fly fishermen are notoriously slow on the uptake, like “tight lines” – “Gone Wild” has already seen its best days, but it’ll take a couple of decades for it to run it’s course with the fishing crowd. It’s that hellish optimism thing we’re imbued with – leading to cold feet, colder dinners, and fishless fishing trips.

You can’t speak their language and you don’t know the business end of a Jello Shooter, just unlimber plastic and I’ll show you what you’re missing.

See you in line for the Webcam.

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I can’t remember if Simm’s makes Kevlar fishing vests

This is what I need I managed to sneak up to the lake for some additional recon, taking advantage of the lack of wind to get a better feel for what’s offered. I took the hip boots with me so I could wander around without regard for mud and marsh.

In the Central Valley, March is traditionally the month where the Bass start heading for the shallows to spawn. Timing varies widely but it appears I’m still much too early. 

One boat and two campers were the only folks present, but the muddy water persists despite the lack of wind, and no fish activity of any kind. I wandered up the creek channel and couldn’t find any weeds or bug life. I wasn’t expecting to find anything as this part of the creek would be buried in the lake if it were full.

The boat anglers gave up at 10AM, I stuck it out for a couple more hours until the breeze started. I had found a nice log to perch on in the clean water at the creek and was flinging streamers in all directions. I heard the report of a gunshot, and a bullet rips into the water about 20 feet away.

I bet your High School is scared to death

I take cover behind a log and wait for the clip to empty, some dumb arsed kid is firing at the trees in the water, and hasn’t seen the human in their midst. That’s the problem with the “Quiet Sport” we don’t have some monstrous V-8 to announce ourselves properly.

I’m counting the reports, 5-6-7 .. bullets are thudding into the trees on my left, I know it’s an automatic not a wheel gun, 8-9-10-11, he should be dry*, and edge out past shelter to see the kid fiddling with his next clip. I announce my presence and the kid takes off like a scared rabbit.

Maybe it’s what I said, as I quoted Han Solo, “.. good against trees is one thing kid, good against the living, is quite another..”

* California restricts clips on pistols to a max capacity of 10, plus “one in the pipe.”

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Will the real Powell please stand up

A Walton Powell bamboo rod I’ve been dabbling in background research into the eBay tackle phenomenon, noting that two or three rod companies were well represented, and others fit the traditional auction mode – someone finding some treasure while cleaning out Grandpa’s closet.

One of the companies that caught my eye was the Powell Rod Co, formerly of Chico, California. I owned a couple Powell graphite rods and had met both Walton and Press many years ago on Fall River.

It’s an old story, “old world” craftsman meets well-to-do “SugarDaddy” with a gleam in his eye, the demise of fine rod company follows.

Being neither lawyer nor investigator, I don’t know what the truth is – but an interesting story from the 2001 Chico News & Review outlines the chronology of events from the Powell perspective.

The rods on eBay explained, they’re not the Powell’s that share their lineage with E.C Powell, Walton Powell, and his son Press – they’re the new company, run by the folks that purchased the firm from Charles Schwab.

I’ve worked at a half dozen fly shops in my youth, and ownership by rich patrons always ended badly. They might share some of our passion for the sport, but the tax writeoff is equally compelling.

In Japan, skilled artisans of bygone arts are designated as national treasures, and receive a stipend so that they can teach others. Perhaps that practice would be appropriate in the US as well.

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You can always rely on your own genetic material to back your play

That ain’t necessarily a compliment either, but with a gale howling outside and the promise of something never seen – it was enough to get my brother off the couch and into his waders.

The last trip had been interrupted by the pager, far enough in to think I was going to find something special, but not far enough to lay eyes on the lake, or see what might call it home.

Indian Valley Reservoir is north and east of Clear Lake, about eight miles of bumpy pavement followed by another eight of dirt. Most of the ground was working cattle ranches and decaying outbuildings, followed by a precipitous single lane climb to the crest, and a dusty descent into the valley below. It’s possible to do the road with a two wheel drive vehicle, but you’ll have plenty of white knuckle moments.

Decaying bunkhouse, typical of what lines the road in

Once in the canyon country the wind was a non issue, a good map and careful odometer readings got us through the unknown dirt intersections, and only one sign mentioned the lake and that was at the end of the pavement many miles distant..

We’re thinking “unspoiled gem” as there’s no tourist trash, no traffic on the road, no Taco Bell wrappers hung in the underbrush; I’m ready for a heady “blueline” experience, while my brother “white knuckles” the armrest and points at the creek we have to drive through.

I saw it, no worries.

Both of us have our blood up, it’s “Lewis & Clark” about to catch sight of the Pacific Ocean, it’s rediscovering King Solomon’s Mine compliments of Google Earth, it’s …. %$&@.. Dry?

Say it isn’t so, I can hear Tom Chandler laughing from here

We cracked the hermetic seal of the door in disbelief, and just before the gale emptied the truck of humans, paper maps, and tackle, we saw water. Brown water.

It’s a shallow lake and the bones of the Old Gal were exposed, the northern arm was dry, but the balance of the lake had plenty of water. The wind was driving the white caps into the bank and the water was discolored by debris and mud.

The main body of the lake was unfishable due to the wind, but we found the promise of better fishing later in the year. Large rafts of Digger Pine had been submerged when the lake was filled, leaving plenty of Bass structure for a float tuber. We found a less blustery arm and threw flies at downed timber – with the wind throwing them back as unworthy.

Plenty of Bass cover, needs a bit more water however

I had a chance to unlimber the new Orvis 8 weight, but what I was throwing wouldn’t have been called a loop, it was more like a right angle – with fly somewhere in betwixt rod tip and the water.

We found fire pits on the lake bottom proper, so we assumed we’d found the campground. No facilities of any kind, requiring you to pack in whatever is needed, a boat ramp (of sorts) was nearby, but few signs of humans other than the occasional crazed ATV rider, everyone else had more sense.

The North Fork of Cache Creek was our goal, it’s closed until the general trout season opener, but we were hoping to see monstrous fish doing lazy somersaults while flipping us the extended digit. The creek looked really good, but no fish – and the amount of expended quail ammo suggested they’d insulted the wrong group.

North Fork of Cache Creek, looks pristine from here

More campsites, suggesting the area may be frequented by bird and deer hunters during the fall. Ballistics was the main event and everything had a bullet hole in it, including the unlikely propane bottle and fire extinguisher.

Another view of Cache Creek

In short, another great adventure – and another fishless fishing trip, plenty of excuses, but it weren’t for the lack of trying.

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Never met the fellow but he’s got to be a Brownliner

Ross Millichamp While you’re sitting in the safety of your parlor attempting to decide which of them Cuban’s goes best with an antique scotch – one of the Brethren is in peril.

I never met the fellow, the fact that he’s acquired “flesh eating disease” from a fish bite is all the pedigree I require.  He’s likely a Brownliner, may even have invented the sport.

It’s a bit unnerving that something as simple as an abrasion in salt water can lead to a malady of ills, including the life threatening flavor.

It’s more stuff to remember, apparently one variant of the flesh eating parasite is acquired through raw saltwater fish, or the handling of same including shellfish.

The above book doesn’t smack of a brownline venue, we’ll hope for a speedy recovery just the same.

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Gulp, I sure hope nobody runs the statistics on me

Singlebarbed Fly Recovery unit in action I’d just finished another hallway conversation wherein I defended myself, the rest of you louts, and our beloved pastime. I was fumbling for the file to notch my “gunbutt” with another eco-radical kill, when I was brought up short…

It was innocent piece, really – but it cited a statistic that fascinated me:

Each year, more than 12,000 tons of rubbery “soft baits” land at the bottom of lakes, streams and rivers, says Hobbins, who is president and CEO of Waunakee-based Lake Resources Group.

An enterprising lad has devised a new “plastic worm” that resists tearing, doesn’t come off the hook, and lays claim to the ecological “high ground” for low impact artificial baits.

My snappy comeback failed, I’m thinking it has to have TransFat in there somewhere. The old adage of “..if it feels good or tastes good it’s bad for you” leaps to mind, especially for a tactile yummy like a gelatinous worm.

Thankfully we don’t have a similar statistic for lost flies, but it has to be right up there in gross tonnage. I’m discounting the lead split shot, as we’re already drinking a couple hundred years worth compliments of duck hunters.

I’m guessing our lost tackle is nearly two-thirds the worm total, a lot of our flies are smaller and weigh less, many weigh more, but they wouldn’t be representative of the “average” fly.  Tyer’s like me and Daytripper tip the balance, as we’re more comfortable throwing leaden death than the gossamer stuff, even so – 8000 tons of flies wedged in rocks and tree limbs is a economy stimulating total.

As this is a “per season” weight can we turn this into a lucrative profession? Scuba gear is expensive, but there’s a thriving industry recovering sunken golf balls – why not flies?

I’m leaning toward one of those Montana trophy streams – I can lay in wait behind the big rock and pluck stoneflies nymphs off your leader like dollar bills – so long as I give you a couple tugs you’re happy, you’re just going to lie about it anyway’s…

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It’s akin to Fantasy Island, only no little guys or umbrella drinks

Got a chance to survey my new estates – and while the Singlebarbed Legal Office is researching maritime salvage laws, we’re planning our embassy and accompanying strip mall.

What happens when you boost the creek flow one hundred fold? Gravel beds and rock becomes grains of sand and move many miles – hopefully you’re not in the way..

A lot of gravel tossed around

I have a new island and a new primary channel compliments of shifting gravel and new deposits upstream of the bridge. The right angles in the flow of substrate downstream is apparent in the below right of the photo.

This is fine cobble akin to the aggregate in concrete, and water moves it around as easily as beach sand. The Mergansers made it fine, as did the large pod of Pikeminnow below the bridge, but we’ve got another heavy storm due in an hour, so this glimpse will have to suffice until the water clears again.

That last blast of water was nearly 14000 CFS, compared to the normal 140 CFS, and everything I trod upon last season is likely lining the bottom of the Lower Sacramento by now. The above shot was taken Saturday with the river at 260 CFS, now it’s 10 hours later and the river is 2600 CFS, nearly 10 times what’s depicted above.

If anyone south of me has an overturned Audi Quattro on their lawn, blame Nature – and check the trunk, there’s a really big Largemouth in the wheel well..

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If you don’t wet a line it’s worse, my coworker will suffer horribly

I figure Indian Valley Reservoir must hold monster fish that commit suicide for flies – because my aggregate Karma prevented me from ever seeing this pristine beauty, either that or Brownliners ain’t allowed.

It’s plain why folks think the area beautifulIt was a heck of an adventure but was cut short before I reached paydirt, it still holds promise but now we’re captive to the weather and may have to wait a bit.

In early morning light, it’s plain what makes California appeal to a lot of folks, at times the vista available in the Central Valley rivals anything I’ve seen of Montana, you can imagine what those early settlers thought when they crested the rise and beheld all that untrammeled real estate.

I had to stop the car a couple of times just to admire my surroundings, which quickly turned to misery after I hit the “Road Closed” sign; the dirt road leading in had been washed out by heavy storms weeks ago, now I’m leaning on the hood poring over a map.

I found an alternate route coming into the lake from farther up the valley. I’d already got mud on the fender so my blood was up. The track through the foothills was lined with “early Americana”; most of the outbuildings and  barns were in poor repair. Nothing stirring except my dust and bovines, who feign interest as I rattle past.

It’s the part of California that even residents never see, as most are hellbent on getting to Los Angeles or Oregon, leaving the middle for us early risers.

creek.jpgThe first glimpse of water is a welcome sight, and I’m focused on the immediate goal of waving a fly rod in anger. The creek empties the lake I’m looking for – and with clean clear water in the creek, I’m thinking the lake level should be just fine.

Right about then the pager goes off – I’m far enough into the canyon so there’s no cell coverage, and I grind to a halt reluctantly. I’d taken the pager from another fellow with “big weekend plans” – and now he owes me. “Hell hath no fury like a fisherman interrupted” – his week will be long and arduous.

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My fillings have been replaced so the ride in should be cake

Planning a quick scout trip tomorrow for smallmouth and largemouth bass, chores are completed so I can raze havoc at the tying bench.

I’m not sure what I’ll find as it’s a new lake and a small feeder creek, can’t fish the creek as it’s closed until April, and the lake is a man made impoundment rumored to have steep banks and unknown water levels.

It’s an adventure, and I crave the exercise so I’ll be traveling light, minimal gear, no food, and boundless enthusiasm.

Scout trips are what my Dad used to call, “Fishless Fishing Trips” – where the “getting out” was the main event, and the “getting bit” was a possibility, albeit slim…

Kokanee Salmon, Eagle Lake Rainbow, Small and Largemouth Bass, Crappie, and Bluegill are all inhabitants – with 10 miles of bumpy dirt road their only protection. The locals call it a “3 beer trip” – meaning, you can drink three beers after you leave pavement – and before you see water.

The Angry Goldfish, Angelina fibers tied Spey style

I banged out a dozen Angelina spey-style streamers and I have plenty of trout stuff, so one fly box will cover me. The above picture is the “Angry Goldfish” one of my favorite scout flies for bass, it’s tied “spey” style using Angelina hackle: 5 turns of Opal, 3 turns of Watermelon, topped with Fuschia and Onyx fibers.

Ought to wake something up…

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