Category Archives: Fly Fishing

When Peanut Butter Cookies are a bad thing

Bring Your Own Bottle, of Oxygen Brownlining is fine, but I’ve got to draw the line somewhere. Fishing anywhere in Northern California would be best described as “Brown Lunging” regardless of elevation and venue.

I did manage to sneak out between shifts Saturday morning, fires traditionally dampen down in the evening due to the increased humidity, and the smoke decreases somewhat. I hit the American River at first light and the entire place smelled like Ma’s home cooked Peanut Butter cookies.

I managed to stick a single fish but lost it before it could be identified. I assume it was a Shad – briefly contemplating hanging it from a tree limb for an hour to smoke it …

I headed home before the worst of the smoke returned, nothing like smoking a pack of cigarettes per cast – even the hardiest fishermen would turn tail.

Next week is more of the same, bring your own oxygen mask or stay out of the area.

The River Why Not?

Amber Heard Per the Trout Underground’s scoop about the pending production of “The River Why” – comes the news of who’s actually in the feature. William Hurt and Amber Heard have been given the nod for two of the starring roles in the production.

William Hurt plays the father, and Ms. Heard the “tomboyish love interest.” On the surface little about Ms. Heard appears roughshod, we’ll hold our Oscar vote until we’ve seen her cast.

OK, I’ll withhold my vote, the rest of you can sell yourselves cheaply.

Who actually plays “Gus” the protagonist is immaterial – you fellows are circling calendar dates based on the above picture alone. I’d read the book in case you get grilled on the plot after dropping your popcorn from nerveless fingers.

Modern Flies of Italy

Trout don't like this stuff With nearly 800 lightning fires popping in California this week, I didn’t have time to do anything other than answer the pager, hoping vainly that I would be able to sleep at some point.

Sleep wasn’t in the cards, but in between tasks I was able to track down the source of the European competition rods mentioned in the Fish and Fly article of last week.

Modern Flies of Italy appears to be one of the vendors. The “Lamina” referenced in the articles only turned up reels from the BFR (British Fly Reel) company, additional sleuthing yielded the above vendor.

I always check the fly section just to see what’s in vogue on other continents, but the rods looked most worthy.

Current exchange rate is 1.56 dollars per Euro, in case you’re interested.

Bear with me, more lightning is due Wednesday so I’ll be less able to post. Those contemplating a weekend trip to the mountains should consult both fire maps and road closures, as much of Northern California is under some sort of restriction.

Current fire maps are available at the USGS fire planning tool. You may want to check the boundaries to see what’s burned over, or about to..

Them “blueliners” over at the Trout Underground have chosen to flee the state, leaving us pedestrian Brownliner’s to defend life and property.

Work first, play later, Mr. Wharton

Team USA I thought the biggest challenge for a CEO was making the company profitable, increasing market share, and ensuring their stockholders were rewarded by their investments.

Most of the news coming from Wall Street suggests otherwise, enormous compensation not tied to any real performance metric, declining stock prices and exposure to “Sub Prime” combining to earn them the boot.

In addition to focusing on the really important stuff, we’ve earned their attention via CEOchallenges.com – where the privileged “boy’s club” gets to flex their sporting muscle in the contest of their choosing.

I’m not bitter, just concerned that one of these sweet smelling types will break a fingernail is all …

On behalf of each CEO who registers for this event, 50 percent of net proceeds will be donated to Fly Fishing Team USA, which finished eighth in the 2008 World Championships in New Zealand in March. “For Challenge winners, accompanying Team USA in Scotland is a great opportunity to meet the greatest anglers on the planet as well as make connections for future fishing worldwide,” said Buchner. “Participants can join us for team meals, assist us with charting, team scouting, and fish with team members during unofficial practice sessions.”

I recognize the value of corporate sponsorship and how precious dollars are need to defray the costs to the talented fishermen that earn their berth, but it still gives me the “creeps.”

Having guided a lot of privileged corporate types in the “C-Class”, almost none could cast or tie on their fly without assistance. Team USA likely needs scouts and chart help, but not from a fellow that wakes up at 11:00 AM and insists on gluten-free wheat toast.

I’m guilty of a gross generalization, and am unashamed.

I’m looking for parity is all, you dabble in my beloved sport, distracting my anglers with company logos and gimcracks unrelated to the fishing, I want to run your company for six weekends a year

That is a challenge worthy of your metal, Mr Wharton…

Note: Below is the graph of the stock prices of the larger companies participating in CEO Challenge. 

Going Down, Mr Wharton?

Thankfully they don’t allow CDO’s to participate, some of these companies have tons of those..

Stren, wrapped around a pencil and aged would be my guess

It always takes a decade for us colonials to adopt what everyone else is doing; Spey casting is the latest in a long line of European imports that took us a couple hundred years to find a use for… The first hundred was spent claiming we invented it, and the second hundred we kept at arm’s length when proven we didn’t. 

The Coiled strike indicator

Anglers always drag their feet when faced with change, “Naw, we’ll never use that stuff ..”  then they adopt it with the ferocity of enraged wolverine on road kill. I’d always assumed that our reluctance was due to the “relaxing pastime” label for fishing, which eschews latest, greatest, and trendy.

I keep an eye cocked on angling sites in Europe, never knowing whether something they’re doing is going to dominate my fishing shortly. Fish and Fly has always been a favorite read, they seem to have a good feel for gadgets, tactics, and the oddball trend that fits neither.

They’ve got a series of articles on “Fishing the Frontier” – and the latest installment was about Spain, wherein the author participated in an angling tourney. The descriptions of the tackle used by the professionals caught my eye, as he’s bemoaning the 10′ #4 as being too short:

Bear in mind that a 10’ rod is short by modern standards among European competition river fishermen. 11’ is almost standard now, for a 3 weight line, and this affords much better control of the leaders up to 8 metres that are commonly used at this level.

That’ll galvanize the American rod makers into action, as there’s nothing  better than a trend that “forces” you into a new rod. I’ve always leaned toward long rods, but anything over  9.5′ has always been exceptional, never the norm. As described, these competition rods may be a reversal of the “20 billion modulus” fast tip  – as an 11′ #3 would be a very supple, slow action rod.

The article has some interesting notes on leader construction, and for the gadget freaks, meet the coiled strike indicator ..  It may be the perfect use for that spool of five year old Maxima you found under your desk..

It’s not a Kiss and Tell, more like a Curse and Tell

SMJ's Parachute Mayfly Singlebarbed’s Chief Correspondent of Harsh Language and Hard Luck Stories, “San Mateo Joe”, reports back from last week’s Upper Sacramento foray.

Joe tells it better than I ever could:

I had good luck and a good time on the Upper Sac, with one exception: day one, on my first trip down to the river, the dry felt on my wading boots came into contact with some dry pine needles that were covering the rocks, and down on my fat ass I went. I suffered no damage, but the Orvis fly rod I was carrying snapped neatly above the cork. (There’s no “R” on the cork, so Orvis has agreed to repair or replace it, free of charge.) I wasn’t carrying an extra rod, so I peeled a bunch of line off the reel, and after putting the reel into the top of my waders, I managed to do a decent job of covering the river with the long end of the stick. My brother then showed up and lent me his backup rod – a telescoping contraption he usually takes whenever he goes backpacking. I ended up catching lots of fish, all on a parachute mayfly pattern – probably the best evening I’ve ever had on the Upper Sac. 

Singlebarbed shakes up them snooty types

A few days later I headed over to the McCloud with a friend of mine. I’d never been there before, and I must say it’s a beautiful river. We camped at Ah Di Nah, and fished the river below the campground that night. There were large stoneflies everywhere, but I didn’t see any fish coming up for them, so I tied on a size 18 mayfly cripple. Hooked seven, landed four. My buddy who was fishing nymphs got skunked. The next morning we went down to the Nature Conservancy. It was a beautiful day, but tough fishing. I only managed five hookups; two to hand. Both took an ostrich herl soft hackle. My buddy’s a much better nymph fisherman than I am, and proved it by out-fishing me four to one. We checked the log at the end of the day, and most reported getting skunked, so I didn’t feel too bad.

Hope you enjoy the attached photo. The Conservancy looked like it could use a little class.

SMJ's Ostrich Herl Soft Hackle

Proof that Singlebarbed readers are of superior stock, not by birthright – merely ingenuity forged in the cold bosom of Mercury, adversity, and greasy filling station breakfasts. In our book, “SMJ” stands for “Suddenly MacGyver Junior” – but the scorch marks on the surrounding trees suggest his show is for mature audiences, or at least those episodes where he breaks another rod…

Joe was gracious enough to include the flies that worked, that little soft hackle caddis looks like a dandy.

The Lost Graveyard of Carp remains inviolate

“Big Yellow fish jumping out of the water” was all I needed to hear, I knew what A.Wannabe.TravelWriter had stumbled on – the Lost Carp Graveyard, a rumored oasis of gigantic and hungry fish aching to have someone fling something sharp at them.

I’d missed the “Creek Walk” last weekend with my tomato-induced ailment, TravelWriter had made the trek and mentioned seeing lots of big fish upstream of my normal haunts. This was uncharted territory somewhere in the vicinity of Capay Dam, near Esparto.

 

Capay Dam of Cache Creek

It’s largely private property, but the streambed afforded us the opportunity to stay below the high water mark, offering its usual thin veneer of legality.

The Little Stinking has little current this time of year, most of the water is being diverted into the crisscross of aqueducts spreading it throughout the county. The diversions were brim-full, leaving the creek bed a semi-stagnant, overly warm, trickle of water.

Travel writer's always poke the mattress “The Palisades” was about a mile above our access point, a manmade riprap of sofa pillows filled with concrete. It’s an awkward looking structure akin to a giant mattress, with metal pylons and heavy cargo net slung between – designed to slow debris or catch it, I’m not sure which.

Travel writers are always compelled to test the mattress, and while I’m alert to fish, he’s busy making notes on firmness and accoutrements. I took his scowl to mean the Proprietor was short sheeting the bed..

The lack of fish life was a bit unsettling, no sign of anything feeding, despite an ample Trico spinner fall – and no visible fish in either the main channel or in the slack water under the overhanging branches. I’d expected something akin to what I normally fish, a mixture of terrain and fish interspersed with burned out vehicles and abandoned lawn mowers.

It looked like Carp water – the kind of water that holds nothing else, no current and little cover means it’s likely oxygen starved and unable to support much invertebrates or a diverse population of fish.

The Hero pose But there was evidence enough – hard evidence that brooks little argument and gives the river its piquant bouquet.

I wanted to snag it and blur the picture enough to make it “live again” – but TravelWriter had both principles and scruples. That’s unconscionable in a real angler, but as it was only his third outing with a fly, I had to make allowances.

I figure he’s one complimentary trip away from sharing our “relaxed” sense of fair play, so we tucked the carcass in a safe spot in case we needed it next time.

Farther upstream the “big yellow fish” mystery was illuminated. The river was quite murky but shallow, and the silhouettes of fish were everywhere. Big pods of 8-15lb carp were alternating coming out of the water and raising big puffballs of mud.

Spawning behavior, and I was heartbroken.

I’d seen this on the reaches closer to town and knew they wouldn’t eat or respond to anything put in front of them. The big females would come out of the river headfirst making an enormous splash, and while I couldn’t see into the mud plume, I assumed she was using her tail to build a nest – and propelling herself out of the water in the process.

One big Scale imbedded on a #8 hook TravelWriter and I threw an assortment of flies and stinging insults, but other than getting splashed by hormonally challenged fish – we had no action. I stung one fish and had a brief lift of spirit – but an examination of the fly revealed it’d been foul hooked. Note the size of the scale, and  think about the bend that horse would’ve done to my anemic little 5 weight..

Capay Dam proved to be the Lost Graveyard of Carp, and the small impoundment below the dam had 50 large fish with no interest in flies whatsoever.

I’m really not sure what I would have done with 25 pounds of carp headed downstream, but blistered fingers would’ve been apropos with the pair forming on my feet.

It was another adventure, and we emerged from the underbrush like Napoleon’s retreat from Moscow, supplies non-existent, torn and beaten, feet bandaged, and ready for a nap.

Nope, you’d be working three jobs and resent everyone else with a smaller mortgage

Too large a mortgage for my comfort I was out the door before first light hoping to reacquaint myself with more Shad; I was laid up last week so I picked an access point at random hoping I could “slop” my way into fish…

“Slop fishing” is the time honored method of crystal ball gazing, wherein the angler takes a lottery-like chance at actually catching something – figuring “there’s water there, it’s got to hold fish.”

For resident fish it works swimmingly, for migratory fish it works not at all, part of the reason Old Guys stay in the truck and young guys don’t.

Through weakness or ardor, I failed to consult the river gauge while loading the vehicle – and gazing at the now swollen torrent Poppa’s words rang in my ear, “Kid, if you don’t use your head – you’ll have to use your back.”

He was off by a foot, and I was arse-deep after tip toeing only 20 feet from the bank, and waist deep after a step further. I dutifully sprayed a shooting head over the water ahead of me, but outside of the fervent hope that deeper water meant the fish were closer, it was a vain attempt.

I chewed on my lower lip and contemplated the “Great Unforgivable” – the mystery that all fishermen puzzle over throughout their angling career – why it is that people with palatial homes on the river, never use it …

Every fishermen faces this quandary, resolving that “if it were my house, I’d look over the terrace, grab a rod, and kick some butt.” The reality is that with a mortgage that size you have to work weekends, and fishing is something you’ll get back to after your second heart attack.

See you on the public side ..

Her sunburn matched the flame coming out of her nose, I knew it was destiny

No, you ...you can't use my Sage It was the title that seemed out of place, “Escape to Montana’s Firehole Ranch for a Romantic Fly Fishing Getaway.”

I sat and pondered, scratched my chin and still came up blank – romance and fly fishing just doesn’t fit in the same sentence, I get the same nagging discomfort as if I’d ended a sentence absent a preposition ..

Divorce and fly fishing rolls off the tongue as if made for one another, and while “romance of fly fishing” is lyrical – it’s still unsettling. I just can’t figure how two predators can make nice long enough for a second date.

Naturally I’m thinking of the neo-primitive-archaic flavor taught to us by Mom, who stressed all the old school pointers; hold the barbwire down so she can trespass easily, look attentive when she’s attempting to talk over the roar of the fast water, try to smooth the boot print off the beef jerky before offering her some, and for that special  moment – intertwine arms when lathering on bug repellant.

I’m hoping in-stream romance has been updated since Ma gave me the basics, as I’m at a loss whether to throw an elbow when racing her for the pocket water, and the proper epithet to hurl when she says her fish was this big, and I’m convinced she lying.

Any gal I’d want to date would have a vocabulary of a Longshoreman, would shower almost as often as I did, might get squeamish if a limb was missing, and have the ethics of lukewarm toothpaste – why else would I take them fishing?

Then it hit me …

I, like you, would’ve proposed after she said, “I love fly fishing” – and if she didn’t laugh outright – we’d be newlywed’s – I could throw elbows, call her an outright lying SOB, and toss rocks at fish in front of her.

The theory is sound but the reality could be a profit oriented gamble, the Firehole Ranch might be gearing up for same-sex marriage traffic, and as I’m unfamiliar with their courtship ritual, it could be a cash cow..

The Elements of Succession, the value of Old Guys

We're all headed this route, one way or another There’s something magical about Old Guys, which is why I enjoy their company so much. I liken it to the baseball pitcher that knows he’s only got 90 pitches in his arm, and treats each without wasted motion, executing the delivery without the frantic movement of youth or temper, merely going about his business as thoroughly as his arm allows.

All of us are going to be one of those fellows at some point, it’s a matter of repetition and understanding – polished by wisdom and a life’s worth of experience.

I call it “Jedi Mastery” – the point in any angler’s career where catching and fishing are synonymous.

Fly tying has it’s own hellish struggle and eventual wisdom, and like fishing you rarely see past your inner demons until you can watch someone whose done it much longer than yourself. It’s frustrating as so much time is spent taming the unruly and expecting the worst, yet watching an older fellow whose materials meld in precise order, the unexpected taken in stride, and the outcome meticulous and preordained.

It’s Jedi Mastery, and after thousands of repetitions you learn you cannot tame an art form, rather it tames you.

A bare hook shank is staring at the abyss, your intentions are good and the execution practiced, only the outcome is in doubt. It’s the final frustrating phase that weeds out the unsteady, as your skills work against you; thinking the fly through a disciplined set of operations and when it doesn’t behave as expected, invoking the Mother of a Thousand Turns of Thread to teach it a lesson.

It’s simpler to watch an Old Guy.

I watched plenty in my youth, surrounded by them at the Golden Gate Angling and Casting Club in San Francisco. The 1960’s were playing out in a last gasp of LSD and Youth Movement, and the 70’s started ugly; Watergate and Heroin littered the park with the incoherent and disenchanted,  and GGACC was a reclusive and sunny venue to commiserate over kids and family stress, a place to sun yourself on a park bench while retelling stories of a quieter time.

The GGACC clubhouse in Golden Gate Park

The presence of the Winston Rod Company on Howard Street, run by Lew Stoner, and interest in accuracy casting, personified by Jimmy Green and Jon Tarantino, begat the Rajeff dynasty. The supporting cast lining the sunny benches was both authoritative and vocal, and young casters like the Rajeff’s were clay forged in rod physics, technique, and old guy tradition.

Steve Rajeff and his brother Tim made “kids” fashionable again – and old codgers redoubled their efforts to mould those with the maturity to watch and listen, rather than talk. They may have thought they were saving a generation, if they could only promote some of the “good kids” the rest of the generation had brood stock…

My dad introduced me to both the casting club and addiction by gifting me with a fly rod on my 16th birthday. I’d take the bus or bike out through the park and linger on the edge of the ponds hoping to stay off the radar of them old codgers on the benches. They were tough old birds, vocal and impatient – and if some kid mangled a cast more than twice – they were grabbing your arm, bending it to impossible positions insisting on immobility, and waiting for the first hint of youthful rebuke.

“Jack” was a intimidating old fellow, big sausage fingers broken and knotted from a lifetime of hard work, voice box removed and a gauze bib covering the cavity in his lower throat. I lived in terror of his gaze, the rolling gait of a sailor, and a snow white shock of hair was your only warning of misdeed – he wasn’t shy about heading in your direction if you mangled more than your fair share.

It was a sacred trust, as the open throat meant his fishing days were done, a single misstep wading and his lungs would fill with water. Casting was the only thing connecting him to his life long passion, and he was determined to makeup for any deficiencies in your genetic material or degree of devotion.

Jon Ray was at the opposite end of the spectrum, a fastidious and pleasant man, detail oriented and enamored of the perfection and refinement of casting. He didn’t fish often, despite managing the Aberchrombie and Fitch angling department, and later the San Francisco Fly Fisherman Ltd. store, the last vestige of Winston Rod Company after they traded South-Of-Market for Montana.

He was the first person I saw that trimmed graphite rods, taking a half inch off the tip or butt section to make the rod cast as it should – it didn’t matter that to the untrained eye it cast just fine – competitive casting was inches and feet, and shaving weight or refining taper was your only edge. Designer drugs and blood doping would come later to the Sporting Fraternity, in the past  only physics and artistry determined winners.

I never found out if it was Phil Miravalle or Jon that figured out to spool Amnesia onto a ten-speed rim, but watching the shooting head distance event always started with some out of town fellow unsnarling running line and the GGACC fellows looking either innocent or surprised, knowing they’d confounded the physics of it all.

Jon had a frail back and eventually had everything fused, preventing him from doing much of anything.

Old Guys and frailty are hand in hand, and I’m not sure whether it’s the mortality that makes a fellow receptive to passing on more than advice, or merely they’ve learned not to race us younger dimwits anymore.

In the last month I’ve acquainted myself with a new crowd of tough old birds, Shad chasers – fellows that cruise the American River river accesses looking for fish. Migratory fish and “crack of dawn” they’ll leave to young bucks, mortality and comfort takes a certain amount of visible fish to pry these fellows from the warmth of the truck.

Like the old guys at the casting club, the real event is to get out and mingle – leaving lawns uncut, petulant children asleep, and throwing enough gear in the back to categorize the outing as a fishing trip. Usually the only thing cast is cold coffee from a thermos cup – as the young fellows trickle back to the car after a morning of proving they’re tougher than the elements.

A friendly smile and welcoming banter, as they’re not racing us anymore – sullen and secretive is left to the young guys who’re are still vying for Alpha male – and the imaginary rep that goes with it.

Somewhere between the two is me, mostly I trudge back from the river under their watchful gaze, but I still listen more than I talk – so there’s a cup of coffee in it for me.

I remember the lessons of my youth, and never know whether the unshaven fellow with the friendly grin owns a rod company, or manages the local fly shop – their demeanor and tackle won’t give them away.

A battered fiberglass fly rod that’s likely caught more fish than I ever will, paired with a 60’s-era Pfleuger Medalist with a silvery patina of use. I’m in it for the camaraderie and the occasional nugget of information; what happened last week and what did it happen on … and these fellows can cite chapter and verse with the last couple of decades thrown in as backdrop.

It’s nice to know that there’s still a place in this sport for advanced age. All outdoor activity is physically strenuous, and once started down the diminishing physical path – there’ll still be a half hearted welcome from the perfumed tarts that follow in our footsteps.

I think that’s why the “Xtreme Fishing” movement is lost on me, some fellow declares himself a singularity by taking a fly rod to Mongolia, but the real stud is the old Mongol that endures the hand-wringing and tears – how blow driers are wasted space, and the Pizza Chopper isn’t coming.