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Thanks, we needed that..

Gifts from the Wind God I’m still surveying the landscape changes from yesterday’s storm. I had the day off and a ringside seat to the festivities. I’m minus two fences, lost power for 14 hours, and received 3 new garbage cans from the Wind God, so I may have broken even.

Most of yesterday we received about 0.25 to 0.3 inches of rain per hour, and it was sorely needed as this winter has been as dry as any I can remember – delivered horizontal, due to the wind ranging from 40 to 60 mph, but we’re not going to quibble.

I’m guessing we may have to dig the Trout Underground out of a snowbank, if he received anything similar to what the valley got, we’ll have to locate him by his avalanche transponder.

I took a quick run out to the Little Stinking, and it’s now the Big Muddy. Swollen to about 4 times it’s normal size, and purging all of the instream debris into the Sacramento River. I guess if we’re going to see any salmon this year, it’ll be soon. Traditionally it runs at about 400 cfs,  yesterday it peaked at 12,000 cfs, and is running at about 1400 cfs now.

Naturally the camera batteries were played out, I’ll make another run later just to record the high water mark. We got somewhere between 4″ and 6″ of rain yesterday, and the effects are obvious.

I think I’ll have to add 6 or 8 more turns of lead on my flies..

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Am I supposed to swipe it on a rock each time I thump a fish, or is that next

Required for any outdoors pursuitRecent statistics on outdoors usage suggests the non lethal forms of adventure are on the rise; bird watching, kayaking, etc. Little surprise that some enterprising government is quick to cash in on the phenomenon, I just figured we’d be the first to tax the outdoorsmen into oblivion.

Governments have never been shy about separating you from your money, licensing costs have been rising steadily for quite some time. Introducing the “Outdoors Card” a new levy from the Ontario government, required before you can purchase a fishing or hunting license.

Poorly named, as I can see Mothers sending their waif off to school, “..got your books, lunch, and scarf? …did you remember your Outdoor’s card?”

Fishing Card (valid for 3 calendar years)

  • Fishing Card Only – no licence
    $5.88 
  • Fishing Card with 3-year Conservation Fishing Licence
    $47.10 
  • Fishing Card with 3-year Sport Fishing Licence
    $76.59 

Naturally the above pricing is in Loonies, the Canadian dollar. We can expect to see similar treatment here in the states, hopefully the name will be less onerous, and remember to carry your wallet when you’re in your backyard.

If them fellows were really thinking, they would play to an angler’s vanity with “gold” and “platinum” cards. Most of us would pay the extra couple of bucks willingly if it was connected with consumption or weight.

Most of that 42 Billion was snagged on tree branches

Money spent by the sporting crowd The final 2006 Federal fishing and hunting statistics have been released refining preliminary numbers posted earlier this year.

The most popular fish species among the 25.0 million anglers who fished freshwater other than the Great Lakes was black bass. Ten million spent 161 million days fishing for black bass. Following black bass in popularity were several species with a similar number of anglers and days of fishing. Panfish were pursued by 7.5 million anglers on 102 million days. Catfish and bullheads drew 7.0 million anglers on 98 million days. About 6.8 million anglers fished for trout on 76 million days. Crappie fishing attracted 6.2 million anglers on 91 million days.

That makes trout a distant fourth, with Brownliner fish scoring the top three spots. Most of my trips this year have been “crappy,” it’s nice to know I’m squarely in the mainstream, as it takes the fifth spot.

The sobering element is that fishing still is 75% men, 25% women, and each year of college reduces your chances of being a fisherman. I’m guessing they meant, “each year of college completed” – they don’t count agricultural studies in Hops, Barley, or Hemp.

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"It’s the line of death Infidel, beyond which your backcast will not cross.."

Overreacting a little bit It’s the tertiary phase of plundering a communal resource, tensions around the globe are escalating mightily around fishing and fishermen.

North and South Korea got into a shoving match at Panmunjom, the Russians have just confiscated Japanese trawlers, and even Croatia is about to lay claim to parts of the Adriatic. Little wonder that boorish angling behavior is on the rise domestically.

We’ve all been victimized, and we’ve read tales of uncaring oafs disturbing someone’s in-stream reverie in most of the major periodicals. Perhaps it’s not as personal as once thought – maybe it’s a growing trend.

Competition for fishing resources is on the increase, even though anglers are on the decline.  “Quality” fishing is available in an ever shrinking area, and despite fewer anglers, fresh and saltwater fisheries are losing ground. Similar issues beset commercial fishermen, with the developing countries protesting their fishing grounds are being ravaged by the fleets from developed countries.

Fishing etiquette assumes neither fellow is starving, while that isn’t likely anytime soon, you may want to pause before ripping an interloper a new one. It’s probable that as the pristine areas shrink, we’ll be forced into ever closer contact.

I’m not saying I like it, I’d rather not go down in history as “..the guy that yelled at Jesus..”

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I think I’ll sidestep the issue and add Pickles

Fish recall The latest Chinese toy recalls include 14000 fishing games, containing a fishing pole and 4 practice fish – all exceeding the allowable levels of lead. With all the furor associated with lead in toys, I’m wondering whether anyone has thought to test real fish?

We yank the plastic rod out of the little tyke’s hands, and to keep him from crying – hand him a Tuna sandwich?

Mercury and Arsenic always get top billing, but lead has to be right up there, and what better way to smooth Sino-American relations then by recalling all them Beijing Fillet O’ Fish sandwiches?

Lead in fish is measured in PPM (parts per million), lead exposure is in micro-grams, lacking a conversion table I’m not sure whether to spit out the tuna or  add additional mayo to thin it … This is where it gets really complex, as additional celery or onions may contain Ecoli, mayo is oily “white death”, and more tuna boosts the exposure – it’s a case of “pick your favorite poison.”

Too darn complex for me, I’ll duck the issue by adding pickles and take my chances.

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Lake Davis gets some new residents

Lake Davis, California I was only kidding about the “too-big” trout for pike to eat, it appears the Department of Fish and Game was paying attention however, as they’ve just planted 33,000 pounds of 2-4lb Eagle Lake rainbows in Lake Davis.

Actually it was the American River hatchery that pressed the issue, as the trout earmarked to restock the lake were growing too large to retain in pens.

Results of the poisoning were also published, 50,000 pounds of dead fish were recovered after the lake was treated, 6% were pike, 80% were bullheads, less than 1% were trout.

75,000 more trout will be released in the Spring, the lake will remain closed to all fishing in the interim.

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Fantasy Sports have finally reached their pinnacle

The fantasy partGuilty. I am a devotee of fantasy football, usually my fantasy ends on draft night and becomes a horrid reality the following Sunday.

I knew it was only a matter of time, but now we’ve got Fantasy Fishing –  I can look forward to public humiliation at the hands of my favorite bass pro.

Any fantasy sports aficionado knows the strength of his team lies in avoiding injury, while “torn anterior cruciate” ligaments end the season for football players, I can only imagine how a strained Gluteus Maximus would cut a season short for a fisherman.

I suppose I can check injury reports by reading the Police Blotter, scanning the “drunk and disorderly” section, thankfully most newspapers are online now.

A $1,000,000 cash prize is available, so start preparing your draft. I’ll trade Tom Chandler and Ernie Schwiebert for Cal Bird, any takers?

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Methinks immigration is a bigger issue than Republicans are willing to let on

Sandhill CraneThe debate continues about Global Warming, whether it’s a gradual warming of the Earth’s crust due to natural cyclic reasons, or whether cow farts and muscle cars are the root of all evil.

Like most of you, i’ll let the intelligentsia debate the issue, and when someone has a plan to fix it, we’ll do our share.

Of the many issues of interest, one with vast implications for both anglers and the rest of society is how the historic ranges of many species are expanding. Species move from the historic zones to new cooler areas trying to keep ahead of the temperature.

Maybe them “Africanized” killer bee’s and South American Fire Ants is smarter than we thought, as they may be the tip of the iceberg of a larger migration of everything northward.

As temperatures rise, animals are seeking cooler climes. In a study of more than 1,500 species, University of Texas biologist Camille Parmesan concluded that 40 percent had shifted their ranges, mostly toward the poles.

A dozen bird species have moved about 12 miles north in Britain, and 39 species of butterflies have shifted north by as much as 125 miles in Europe and North America, according to another study that Parmesan took part in.

Millions of Mediterranean jellyfish have turned up off Northern Ireland and Scotland. The Humboldt squid, which can grow up to 7 feet long, has moved up the California coast as ocean waters warmed.

“It’s the latest in a long series of bad news for fishermen,” said Stanford University’s Lou Zeidberg, adding that squid have been found as far north as Alaska in the past five years.

With warmer weather, 60 percent of plant and animal species are migrating, breeding and blooming earlier in the spring, Parmesan said. But not all are, and that could upset relationships between birds and the insects they feed on as well as insects and the flowers they pollinate.

I guess the “Good News” is that there aren’t many species that eat humans south of us, but if there were – they’ll be headed this way shortly… present company excluded, as most of the residents in Oregon and Washington insist that Californians eat their young…

We can expect a similar migration in our waterways. Having fished a number of “El Nino” seasons – I can vouch for the odd assortment of southern fish that showed up on my hook.

Scientists suggest that fast breeding species can adapt to climate change, slower species cannot. I assume the implication is, “if it lives 80 years and breeds once per annum, it has no chance…”

In the immortal words of John McClane, ” Welcome to the party, pal.”

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The SingleBarbed IPO, not worthy of Morgan Stanley, more Captain Morgan material

Wait, you haven't seen the Media Kit yet... Ever sensitive to how the fisheries will be apportioned out, what with the advent of sanctuaries, lotteries, and moratoriums, a couple of entrepreneurs from Maine have hatched a more novel scheme.

Pass the risk to the consumer.

For $2,995 per year, customers buy the rights to all the lobsters caught in a designated trap off the rocky Maine coast – at least 40 crustaceans a season, probably more – and have them shipped whenever and wherever they want.” 

A couple of things occur to me off the bat, and while I applaud the scheme, the immediate question is, “how much extra to move my trap away from the sewage outflow nozzle, and if I buy one as a gift – can I order ‘double estrogen’ on my pals trap?”

Being on the SingleBarbed gift list may be a bad thing…

Can we extend this concept to our own fishing? I’m envisioning the sales pitch over dinner:

“Well dear, as you know you’ve already a significant investment in my fishing tackle and fly tying materials, to be fair I thought to cut you in on the profits. I see the occasional ‘Catch & Release’ blueline trip as a ‘pro bono’ affair, but that’ll be offset by numerous trips where I thump the fish of your choosing, and you can pick certain dates for delivery.

I’m thinking of an IPO of … say … 1000 shares, valued on the basis of my expertise and tackle collection, what say you to …um… $12.00 a share?

I have a media kit for your perusal, showing … What’s so Goddamn Funny?”

I don’t know how you’ll fare, but that’s what I expect from my financial partner.

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I can’t seem to shake the lyrics from "Georgia on my mind" – wonder why?

Yes, it’s a hauntingly beautiful song that does Ray Charles homage, but I was thinking more the drought angle, if you think the Georgia-Florida-Alabama spat over water was interesting, California may eclipse it fairly quickly.

For the last month we’ve watched thousands of Southern California mansions vanish in a puff of smoke; these are the same folks whose taps will be running dry based on the below:

On Monday, the state Department of Water Resources told the water agencies that serve two-thirds of Californians that they can expect just 25 percent of their normal allocations next year, down from 60 percent this year. Several cities in Southern California have declared water emergencies. The fire danger remains high, as this week’s Malibu fire underscores. Within a few days, a judge’s order that curtails water deliveries to the San Joaquin Valley and Southern California from the Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta to save endangered fish will take effect.

A lot of wealthy, media savvy citizens will be hit with a double dilemma, not enough to drink, and what little that’s left may be needed to douse the flames of next summer. We can expect significant coverage, as these are the moguls of Hollywood, with ready access to actors and the media.

It’s not unexpected, most of Southern California is reclaimed desert, and the cost of maintaining all those swimming pools and acres of lush lawn is about to come due.

Northern California is sparsely populated in comparison, so whatever SoCal wants, SoCal gets – it’s not even close. Naturally the “Governator” will respond promptly, but dams takes years to build, as do Peripheral Canals. I’ll expect many billions in hasty legislation this year, accompanied by little planning and even less environmental impact studies.

Remember, it’s a marathon, not a sprint…hang in there.

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