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Own a piece of Angling History, along with 302 other guys

Rivers Past by Ernest Schweibert Want to own a piece of Ernest Schweibert? – Lang’s Auctions will be selling 303 lots comprising the extensive collection of Mssr. Schweibert, on April 25th and 26th.

Original artwork, flies, rods, books, reels, manuscripts, and all forms of exotic tackle will be staged via live auction and eBay.

Auction houses commonly use eBay as a supplement to their phone lines, it’s important to remember that you still must register for the auction prior to submitting an eBay bid.

Registration details are outlined in the description of each of the eBay items listed. See the Hardy Princess or Hardy Perfect descriptions for details.

The complete .PDF auction catalog can be downloaded from the vendor annotated with notes on how and where the item may have appeared in a Schweibert book or article. Most of the gear is pricey, but with Ernest’s flair for the dramatic, none of us are surprised.

Flies and memorabilia from almost every famous fly tier of the last century, including every fly photographed in books by Bergman, Wulff, and Joe Brooks. To make it easy to browse them all, here is a rollup of the Schweibert items on eBay – consult the catalog PDF when viewing to answer any questions.

The physical auction locale will be the Holiday Inn, Boxborough, Massachusetts, to be held in conjunction with Lang’s Sporting Collectable’s Show.

If they offer that jaunty Alpine hat, I’ll be the sweaty fellow in the front row. His fishing vest is for sale, so I’m optimistic …

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I’d be voted off the island within two weeks

Southfork Landing on the Payette River I figure Gilligan and Mary Ann would hit the white water but the Howell’s would opt for a toddy. The onsite fly shop is a nice touch, but likely your wife would call down to ensure they closed the door in your face.

More luxury development with pristine water as the central theme, although white water rafting beat out fly fishing as the featured attraction will be a custom white water course – versus the golf or fishing venue.

Southfork Landing is featuring a limited number of 1/3-acre meadow lots at the top of the whitewater course where homeowners can enjoy the natural beauty, river access and outdoor recreation right from the comfort of their own riverside decks. In addition to the Payette River Whitewater Park, the planned amenities of Southfork Landing include: 4 miles of protected river frontage on the South Fork of the Payette River, 40 acres of lakes and trout ponds, 2 miles of private catch-and-release trout streams and great access to miles of wilderness trails for Mountain Biking, Hiking, Horseback Riding, Nordic Skiing, Snowmobiling and ATVing, an acoustic outdoor Amphitheater, Swim and Racquet Club, Lodge and Conference Center, Restaurant and Winery, Equestrian Center and retail Fly Fishing offered by Idaho Angler.

It’s labeled Southfork Landing, located in Garden Valley, Idaho, occupying 4 miles of South Fork of the Payette River, and offering all the traditional amenities for the nouveau rich.

I’m not sure I understand the white water angle, as old wealthy folks don’t sound terribly eager to be risking life and limb in cold water. The rafting company is allowed to put their guests on the water, so it’s a lucrative deal for them – they can charge for the privilege.

I’ll take the lot nearest the delivery entrance to the fly shop – that way when the Whiting Hackle shipment arrives I’ll show at the front door with a napkin tucked into my collar..

…then again, they’d vote me off the island really quickly, after I hook a couple dozen kayakers with Czech nymphs. I’d toddle over and blame failing eyesight, knowing they wouldn’t wonder why I was fishing a 12 weight with good disk drag…

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Naw, I never seen the furry bastard before…

Quagga Dog after eating two sets of Simm's waders We’ve seen the pictures of animals begging for adoption at the local SPCA, but can you imagine accidentally getting a retired Department of Fish and Game “sniffer” dog?

Apparently the first six dogs have graduated from the Fish & Game’s canine academy, trained to sniff out the usual stuff as well as Quagga Mussels and Bear Gallbladders.

I know they don’t wind up at the Pound when completing their tour of duty, but adopting one would sure make a fisherman really popular.

“Hey Fella, it was peaceful and restive until you pulled in with that lop-eared, dimwitted, chow-hound of your’s – can you get him to stop goddamn barking?”

(Faithful pooch is frozen immobile on the riverbank snarling at the water.)

It smells like financial ruin, especially when you’re headed back to the parking lot and the first thing you hear is, “%$#@, some goddamn Bear ate my goddamn waders!”

If it’s dark enough perhaps you can slip “Bear” into the backseat before he burps..

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Pacific Salmon verdict due Thursday

Just Close it, Salmon season that is The Pacific Fisheries Management Council is expected to render its decision on the fate of pacific salmon this Thursday. Based on the outcome the National Marine Fisheries Service will implement the decision by May 1st, 2008.

It’s expected to be one of three options; the total ban on salmon fishing for California and Oregon, limited fishing in selected areas (balance to be banned), or catch and release fishing for scientific purposes only.

Eating is not considered a “scientific purpose” but points are awarded for creativity.

The real question will be duration, most of the options above have received significant press – very little has been discussed on the possibility of a multi-year edict.

Coupled with the piece on Chilean Atlantic salmon farming, I’ve resolved to do without – might have to make do with Fillet O’ Fish until they make the endangered species list – or I do..

The announcement will be widely publicized as it can’t be anything other than unpopular, consult the PFMC website if you’re anxious.

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Like all marginal ideas it was ahead of its time

Smoken 'Em Charters In a stunning display of pique the  forces of decency have dealt another blow to angling fantasy.

Singlebarbed has felt the sting of being “unpopular at the pier” but we’ve never been asked to leave the Marina…

Apparently “Smokin ‘Em” Charters  violated the boundaries of good taste by offering offshore trips accompanied by your choice of tanned and topless deckhands.

We had no idea this was going on,” said Dean Kubitschek, manager of the Fort Pierce City Marina. “I can’t have families running up to me with brochures with nude ladies on them saying, ‘What’s this?’ It’s not right.”

Who’s he kidding, the families had been abandoned at Disney World, this fellow was tired of portly middle aged gentlemen hammering on his office door at all times of night.

We have a lot of trips booked and we are looking for some hot chicks to go fishing, no experience needed but you must be HOT in a bikini !!!

Don’t expect too much assistance from them deckhands, as their recruitment of new girls suggests skill with fishing is not required.

Normally a Salmon contamination would be an angling "call to arms"

Yes, but whose water will you crap in next? A sobering article on Chilean salmon farms is available from the New York Times, in short, after we stomp wild fish to death, we farm them in an unsanitary manner, which stomps other wild fish to death.

Salmon feces and food pellets are stripping the water of oxygen, killing other marine life and spreading disease, biologists and environmentalists say. Escaped salmon are eating other fish species and have begun invading rivers and lakes as far away as neighboring Argentina, researchers say.

Local fishermen have noted an increasing “rosy” tint to fish they catch, the source is assumed to be excess “salmon chow” that falls to the sea floor from the pens.

…the industry needed to limit the escapes of about one million salmon a year; control the use of fungicides like green malachite, a carcinogen that was prohibited in 2002; and better regulate the colorant used to make salmon more rosy, which has been associated with retina problems in humans. It also said Chile’s use of antibiotics was “excessive.”

Costco and Safeway are among the largest importers of Chilean salmon, so if you frequent either – you may want to arm yourself with the facts.

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Let’s hear it for the "unsung" hero, as he needs some "love" as well

2008 World Fly Fishing Championship

Fips-Mouche is over and Team USA concludes this year’s World Fly Fishing Championship with a best ever eighth place finish . Overall winner was the Czech Team, with New Zealand and France as the 2nd and 3rd place finishers.

But it’s the “unsung hero” of the US Team that needs the love, some nameless fellow sitting in a stuffy hotel room tieing flies for everyone else. All them heroic anglers popping champagne corks, and the fly tyer is left to toil in obscurity. I sure hope one of them stalwarts brought him a cheese sandwich from the buffet.

It’s an old story – “Jocks take the Prom Queen to the dance”, but the bespectacled guy that helped with the Chemistry final is dateless and forgotten.

In 2005 Loren Williams from New York was chosen as the first fly tier on Team USA. He traveled to Sweden to participate. Prior to leaving he tied over 1,000 flies based on intensive research on what his team members would need. Weather conditions just prior to contest demanded all new patterns which had to be identified, designed and tied…

…Loren has subsequently decided to try out for the team as an angler for the 2006 Championship in Portugal.

I can’t find any mention of this year’s tyer but imagine his predicament; a weeklong trip to the finest trout water on Earth, and if he reaches for a rod, his hand gets slapped…

I couldn’t do it – and I love my country more’n most…

If some fellow burst into my hotel room exclaiming, “Bob says the Wooly Buggers have a tiny bit too much yellow, needs more lead, and wants 3 dozen right away!” I would pull on my vest and retort, “Tell Bob he’s a prima donna and him and his tailing loop can park it where the Sun don’t shine..”

Indentured servitude always was a contract for seven years dozen – and once on the water it’s always been Everyman-for-hisself, no?

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The "Shrek Trout" a merit badge for the adventurous

The Asfar (Yellow) troutAnother exotic venue to add to your list as the rarest of all trout will debut next year in Dubai.  Genetically engineered to thrive in higher water temperatures, the “Asfar Trout” (Yellow Trout) will be featured on the two community islands of The World, and also the freshwater lagoon of the new Dreamworks theme park, which broke ground earlier this year.

Strict angling regulations have been adopted to preserve the resident fish – and “no take” permits are only available to residents of the The World and vacationers staying in the penthouse suite of the theme park hotel.

The product of extensive genetic manipulation, the Asfar Trout gains it’s tolerance for warm water from the “Hamour” – a local grouper found only in salt water. Hamour and Rainbow trout make up the bulk of the genetic variant and tendencies from both species have been noted.

Fisheries biologists are keenly interested as this variant retains some of the migratory instincts of the steelhead trout, yet laboratory tests shows the “Ham-Trout” variant infertile. With ready access to salt water – the real  question is where will it migrate..

“Opening Day” will be April 2009, and if you’re staying at the hotel, you’d be a fool not to take advantage.

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There’s fish, bait, and hundred dollar bills

Like licking the glass of an empty aquarium I always thought there were only two kinds of fish, those worth throwing flies at  – and bait. “Bait” is a slim category as us hardened Californians pride ourselves on being culinary “shock troops” – we gleefully ingest gastronomic foibles, delicacies, and taboo, which doesn’t leave much in the way of undesirable chow.

I’ve tried the cheap stuff and it’s bait. Despite the clever little cracker, cracked ice, and delicate silver spoon, it just didn’t muster any reaction from me other than “empty an aquarium, butter it, then lick the glass.”

We’re talking caviar, a delicacy foisted on us by folks that fermented potatoes for liquor.

Them same lads are proposing a 5 year moratorium on Black Sea sturgeon fishing to preserve the nearly extinct remnants of the Beluga Sturgeon. The US banned importation in 2005, although a lively Black Market still exists.

Poaching of sturgeon has become a $1 billion-a-year business largely in the hands of organized crime. As a result, the fish faces extinction in the Caspian Sea, home to 90 percent of the world’s sturgeon. Russian sturgeon farms in major Caspian ports such as Astrakhan have tried to revive the fish’s population, but the massive amount of overfishing in the Caspian has made replenishment a losing battle.

At nearly $5000 dollars per pound, the Black Sea’s sturgeon are among the most lucrative poaching targets in the world. Now that the Russian government is looking at a worldwide moratorium, the price will become higher.

Is this the same fate we’ll endure with the paltry remnants of the pacific salmon stocks? Next month yields the initial closure and many suggest may be of two year’s duration.

A thriving Black Market will result, led by all those fancy restaurateurs who insist Wild fish are some much more flavorful than farmed. It’s a double whammy to the Dept of Fish and Game as they’re woefully understaffed and now both sturgeon and salmon will be prized poaching targets.

It may be a test of your ethics as so many fish will be hooked fishing for something else. In poor economic times in a depressed community, that’s a hundred dollar bill on the end of your line.

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It’s a good clean sport, must be all that 409 were using

Bush meets Bassmaster winners Now that professional BASS fishermen have gained audience with the President, can the Rapala lobby be far behind?

I’m just not sure any branch of government is ready for campaign contributions from rubber worm and smokeless chaw manufacturers, the Fly Fishing lobby is Old School – legislators are used to fine meals, finer wines, and envelopes slipped across the table in napkins.

Good Old Boys don’t play fair.

They neither look nor act like the Beltway crowd. Homespun wit is a better sound bite, and a firm sweaty grip on the handshake coupled with the use of two first names sure lacks sinister.

Bush pronounced it “a good, clean sport . . . that requires good conservation in order to make sure our fisheries are good.”

More power to ’em. I’m guessing that a guided trip on Lake Okeechobee will not even make the radar of an auditor, and compared to a chartered Parisian junket to foster better relations, will cost the taxpayers less to boot.

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