Author Archives: KBarton10

Spread of Invasives coincide with the density of Hedge fund Managers, anglers are in the clear

The National Academy of Sciences claims the “filthy rich” are living up to their moniker, as population density and per capita income are corresponding closely with the volume of invasive species in Europe – more closely than climate, geography, or physical barriers to species introduction.

… which shouldn’t be that startling, as rich countries have the taste for exotic imports and the means to consume them – and rich people have the ability to globe hop to distant and rarified climes and take nasty with them – or bring nasty back…

High numbers of alien species are supported by
a high human population density and great wealth, reaching the highest values in regions with more than 91.1 inhabitants/km2 and wealth exceeding about US$ 250,000 per capita

Using a similar algorithm and a map of the per capita income for the US, I’d think Maryland is a ticking time bomb of infestation, being the richest state in the Union on a per capita basis.

While you contemplate flight to those last pricey enclaves of pristine, remember you’re statically certain to infect those upon arrival. Do us all a favor, migrate to some pricey loft in the Big City – we’ll allow you the occasional visitation rights once you’ve been thoroughly decontaminated.

Tags: invasive species, the rich done it, National Academy of Sciences

I don’t remember my vest being wet

The snarling black lab with the faded red kerchief reminds me it’s his garbage can – and despite my wish to pass, he’s unwilling to share either contents or the path.

Fishing of late has become a series of indignities; rain when there shouldn’t be any, sun when there shouldn’t be any, and mean arsed black Labradors who beat me to the river just to harsh my mellow.

I can’t wade anywhere near where I fished last year, the water being too high and too cold, and can’t cast far enough – now that the river’s twice as wide. Yet I still wade out with high hopes and practice something or fiddle with flies, and after a couple hours stride back to the truck contented.

American River flows

Make that three times as wide, as of today’s graph…

aircraftfabric I had an opportunity to confirm model plane fabric is tough as nails. Thirty minutes of abuse on a seven weight head didn’t even scratch the carapace.

… and despite being hung up on rocks a half dozen times, that point is still sharp enough to make any gamefish blanch …

Tags: American River, fly fishing for shad, cubic feet per second, terra firma, wino dog

The new austerity and the dawn of the dollar bag

ziploc_bigbag Been a big week for the Singlebarbed staffers, first we’re designated a “High Value Site” by the Trout Underground and it’s too late to take it back, and we’ve moved to swanky new digs on the Internet – which has left us broke and penniless …

So we’ll start with an austerity post, a belt tightening move that’ll show those spendthrifts in government they’re doomed, hopefully a preview of tomorrow’s primary election.

The much anticipated, oft imitated, debut of the $1 wader bag.

A glimpse at the Singlebarbed Freezer

Ziploc bags big enough to hold a set of damp and odiferous waders – or their companion felt soled shoes, destined for freezing or quarantine. Now “Mama” won’t come unglued at the sight of your muddy brogans taking up precious space in her freezer – or leaving tell tale signs of your trespass.

… and for the fly tying crowd, we can finally secure those long graceful tail feathers, and not find them chewed past usefulness and in the process of infecting the rest of the drawer.

Ziploc® Brand Big Bags are available in three big sizes:

  • L equivalent to 3 Gallon (11.4L) 1.25 FT. x 1.25 FT. (38.1cm x 38.1cm) 5ct.
  • XL equivalent to 10 Gallon (37.8L) 2 FT. x 1.7 FT. (60cm x 51 cm) 4ct.
  • XXL equivalent to 20 Gallon (75.7L) 2 FT. x 2.7 FT. (60cm x 82 cm) 3ct.

A canny fellow would find a way to secrete a box under the driver’s seat. After you swerve to accidentally blindside that cud chewing Milk Cow in your out-of-control-Prius, you can toss the carcass into the back seat in a tasteful and sanitary bundle.

Tags: Ziploc bags, fly tying, tail feathers, felt soled waders, Internet service provider, high dollar web site, austerity, California primary election

A bit more diversity than they’re comfortable with …

Brownliner Disneyland It’s one of those stories that’ll make the biology community grind their teeth in frustration, but it may be a light line paradise for the agile brownliner, whose only concern is turning a Sow’s ear into a silk purse, and can ignore the tears of infants …

Everything from Piranha to Gar are being carefully released by pet owners into the Tama River near Tokyo, and are surviving Winter’s chill compliments of the warm water given off by wastewater treatment plants in the area.

Fish that have outgrown that little starter aquarium, become too difficult to handle, or due to the economy – owners have been uprooted to distant locales, and their exotic fish released into the creek to fend for themselves.

Over 200 species have been collected so far, yielding an ecosystem so diverse the locals are calling it the “Tamazon.”

For the brownline community this may be the equivalent of Disneyland, with every fish a potential IGFA record.

… then again, after a long battle the newly vanquished lays gasping in the landing net, comes a scream from the throng above:

“That’s Tinkerbelle, you put her back!”

Scientists agree that genetic diversity is the best way to build a sustainable wild population, I just don’t think they had Goldfish in mind.

… and while we’re on the subject of unlikely gifts to our sacred fishing waters,  my favorite is the discovery of a Vast Underwater Boneyard of Used Toilets off California’s pricey Marina Del Ray.

Authorities are wondering who would take the trouble to dispose of hundreds of toilets into the briny depths, while diving enthusiasts claim the authorities done it years ago, and now it’s the secret  “honey pot” of spearfishing.

Even the most crazed fly fisherman would blanch at the prospect of eating something that’s spent its formative years in the downstream surge of a toilet.

Tags: Tamazon, exotic aquarium fish, invasive species, fly fishing for Oscars, brownlining,

Can your shop withstand so much awesome power wielded by unwilling skeptics?

Angling is a close second, as it’s always the sex industry that takes technology into areas the engineers never considered. For every tale of starving college students laboring in a dank garage that begat Internet millions, there’s an X-rated knockoff launched about 26 days after the Whizkid’s IPO.

… and a month after the first trademark infringement lawsuit, the angling version debuts.

I’ll call it one of the few legitimate uses for Twitter that I’ve seen, Lake Ontario’s charter boat captains giving up to the minute fishing reports via the Internet.

Meanwhile us fly fishing types will be left whining – unless all those outfitters insist on hooking crotchety old guides to their Twitter feed …

… with the resulting mayhem fairly predictable:

bushjoker
    BushMaster 
LightBreeze goodHatch Adam16 working, also Prince16BeadHead
@Bush: dude, whereUat? denied
        FLYGuy
 
     YOJIMBO
WANT GAY PORN? TONZ OF FREE MIDGETPORN GET PORN NOW!!!!!!
 
@FlyGuy: AintTelling. Clownshoes, youMotored myFish yesterday, Moron.   
bushjoker 
     BushMaster

       FLYGuy
@Bush: This what you call a fish report, OMFG your shop total suxors.
 
Adams are Ghey, only Tardz throw lameness. Lick the heels of your master.   

    TheDRAKE

… and if an iPhone falls into the deep part, will it make a sound?

Tags: The Drake, twitter, Internet, fly fishing guides, fly fishing outfitter, charter boat, fly fishing humor

Who’ll return to the depths nursing something tender

It’s akin to the writer’s voice, how each fisherman develops a comfortable and unique cast via fishing experience, muscle memory and hook avoidance.

Dawn's early light

That cast lasts him forty years, before he’s forced to modify it.

The start of each season is a reminder of known foibles, the strains on ligaments and soft tissue, and the subtle modifications of form necessary to throw the fly all day. Brute force is enough when young, but that resilience disappears over time.

I started work on modifications last year. I’d been gripping the cork too tightly, using too many false casts and heavy handed roll casts to lift the  head out of the current, simple things I’d merely muscled through that result in a litany of aches that required repair during the following work week.

On a seasonal fishery lessons never start where we left off, nine months pass and we have to reawaken all our past sins – and like other athletes, get a little tone and a few tender spots to remind us why we’re tinkering with something we think isn’t broken.

My river was too high, the water too cold, and fish or no, an hour or two of casting practice would allow me to start regaining last season’s form and start the toning process that would take the soft out of middle aged ligaments and connective tissue.

Pulling a couple extra feet of head into the guides had worked wonders on the pre-cast thrashing, and a Full Wells grip had replaced the cigar that had me choking life out of the cork grip – and destroying mine in the process.

I was working the stiff arm tendency, running line being slick and wet, and throwing a head with too much of it out of the guides invokes the power-stealing hinge – where you know the cast is falling apart and muscle the release just to get that sharp hook away from your ear and airborne.

Using strength in any form is a Band-Aid for some other ill. I need to focus on less effort and better timing.

… and you’ll get to that eventually, after you untangle 200 feet of small-arbor Amnesia you forgot to stretch, replace the chewed leader you didn’t check the night prior, and forgetting you’re waist deep in water – pulling the double haul vertical, just to see how cold – cold can get. All those things we don’t get to practice at the club or on the lawn – before taking a fast rod in Harm’s way.

An hour later the running line was starting to behave and the fingers had remembered how to thread sixty feet of running line so the current had less to play with. I’m standing in dawn’s chill wondering why painful can be so much damn fun.

There’s a parallel in fly tying. After a couple of decades we start feeling skilled and attempt the most torturous and exacting flies, when we’d be better served getting the lumps out of our dubbed bodies.

Elegance is a single roll cast to surface the line, a single pull to force the line into the air and behind, and a single forward motion that releases the fishing cast. I don’t need distance or line speed, I just need to transfer the work to the rod and away from my arm.

I could do that all day, and after throwing heads for 30 years, I’m focused on removing the lumps – so I can fling them another 30.

The venue may have been different but I couldn’t help wonder how many others were massaging something tender back at the campsite, while repeating a similar promise this weekend.

… and while I’m smiling at the thought, there was a pause where none belonged. Some big hen comes clean out of the water with a Pink Pee Wee wedged in her upper lip, and while I’m gazing in disbelief – the reel handle starts barking every knuckle available reminding me of everything else lawn casting can’t provide.

Everything I had remembered on the pre-trip ritual worked flawlessly, the freshly oiled reel, the re-tied knots from last season – and as the scream of the reel brought sleepy homeowners out to watch from their deck – there to witness a grinning angler attached to a purple and silver herring – the fish went airborne, and the fly came out cleanly.

It’s reinforcement of that which is unspoken, if you can brave the elements and chuck fluff all day – there’s a willing accomplice somewheres …

… who’ll return to the depths nursing something tender.

Tags: fly fishing, American Shad, shooting head, Pink Pee Wee, practice makes perfect

Hail the returning warriors and their feats of daring

Pioneer_Starbucks Yet another reason to fiddle with caustic chemicals and satanic dyeing ritual; when the French Press dies an ignoble death after being rapped too harshly on the sink – you’re only mildly put out …

Two fur strainers and a paper towel, and Starbuck’s is a distant memory.

With the entire angling world returning from three days in the piney woods with matching stubble and tales of hardship, I wanted to show solidarity …

Extra pioneer points scored for the remnants of blue green fur by the handle.

Tasted pretty damn good too.

Tags: French Press, French roast, inmate coffee, invention, dyeing fur, fly tying

Ancient Iron Revisited

bothfeetThe next time someone mentions fly tying you can print the picture at left and insist that rehab is more than you can bear…

I’d said, “jump in with both feet” – and meant it, until the vendor plopped another 300,000 hooks onto eBAY. Now I’m hoping you’ll save me from myself, and scoop them up before I do.

I had mentioned last week about the spectacular ancient Mustad iron being blown out by Har-Lee Rod of New Jersey, and just as I think things are winding down, out comes another load of some incredible old hooks – at prices you’ve never seen – nor will again.

“Both Feet” for us hardcore types was about 50,000 hooks (shown above), most were purchased at $0.99 for 500, about twenty cents per 100 hooks.

A cup of coffee costs more

Many are kirbed or reversed and digging through all those styles revealed some outstanding gems, most of which have attributes unavailable in the current Japanese iron.

As I watch and bid, I’m surprised at the brainwashing that’s occurred. Traditional fly tying hooks without kirbed point and equipped with the familiar down eye are moving smartly, but most of the other hooks are loved only by the occasional odd duck like myself.

As the fly tying forums have asked the question many dozens of times – and most of the answers are dead wrong, indulge me …

A Kirbed or Reversed hook is merely a method to make the hook gape larger. That’s all.

Offsetting the point to the left (Kirbed) or right (Reversed) makes the distance from shank to point longer than if the point was directly below the hook. Think of a right triangle with a line dropped perpendicular from the shank to where the point should be (in non kirbed hooks), if we draw a horizontal line from that spot to where the Kirbed point is – we’ve formed a right triangle. Everyone knows the hypotenuse of a right triangle is the longest side … therefore the gape is “wider” than a traditional hook.

Outside of forgetting about that offset point and pricking yourself, tying on these “bait” hooks is unchanged.

As quite a few packages are labeled in French, it appears few shoppers are translating the labels. “Hamecons Irlandais” isn’t something exotic, it’s merely French for “Irish Hooks” – and “Hamecons Ronds” translates to “Round Hooks.”

While the obvious fly tying styles are disappearing us continental types are picking up everything ignored or … gasp … foreign, for dirt cheap.

I’ve compiled a list of some of the sweeter flavors available, but as sizes are starting to disappear it’s entirely first come first serve.

Mustad 234B, Hamecons Irlandais 234B

  • Premiere Qualite = Premier Quality
  • Noirs a anneau   = Black Ring (Japanned finish, Ring eye)
  • Tige courte         = Short Shank (at least 2X short)
  • Renforces           = Reinforced    (at least 2X strong)
  • This is a KIRBED hook
  •  

    234B I’ve already burned through a couple of boxes of these gems, tying both Czech nymphs and Shad flies. I’m using the #4’s for a hook that looks like a #6 – hence it’s at least 2X short. I bend down the last quarter of the shank about 10° and it becomes a Czech nymph hook, yet has appropriate extra-strong to go with a fly that is fished amid  snags and rocks.

    The hook is unforged, so if you don’t like the offset point, bend it back. It’s already twice as strong as the weak Czech wire and you’ll sacrifice nothing in reliability.

    Note: It’s only safe to bend an unforged hook, forged wire is much more brittle and is weakened considerably.

    The Hamecons Irlandais 267B is the same hook but with normal wire and bronze finish. It is also a Kirbed hook.

    Mustad 91300 Mustad 91300 – Superb fine wire Bass Popper hook, with no takers due to the zig zag in the shank. The eBAY audience either doesn’t recognize what to do with it, or doesn’t fish Bass – and you get 500 for $0.99.

    Just cut hobby foam into the right shape, slit it down the side, slide it over the shank and throw some rubber cement into the “slice” to hold everything together … add a pinch of saddle hackle and marabou, and you’re done.

    4450 Mustad 4450 – A nice Mustad 9671 or Tiemco 3769 substitute. Unforged Model Perfect bend, ring eye, looks like about a 2X long shank (although it doesn’t say as much).

    I am a huge fan of ring eyed nymph hooks and despaired that my vanishing supply was all I was ever to see . Now I’m covered for the next couple of decades, including both even and odd sizes.

    No physical reason for “ring-eyed versus down-eyed” – I just like ‘em.

    Mustad 9143 The crowd is wise to the Mustad 9143 Dry Fly hook now – but not before I scored a couple thousand for $0.99 per thousand. Offered in the thousand-pack in size 16, and in boxes for size 18 and 20.

    This is a Redditch scale hook and is much smaller than the training-wheels 94840 (Tiemco 100) standard. Recent fly tiers would call the #16 a #18 – so allow for the size difference if you’re used to Tiemco’s or any current dry fly offering.

    57552 What the crowd doesn’t know is the Hamecons-Ronds 57552 is even better than the 9143, and available in the odd sizes which will make less of a size difference than a full even number. I stocked up on the #15’s as it is a superb size for my fishing.

    For a great nymph hook, look at the Mustad-Limerick 31250. It’s a 3906B lookalike with a Limerick bend, and most of the small sizes were available.

    Mustad 31250 There’s not too many sizes left of the Mustad 3116A, but there are plenty of size 9 and size 2 left. This was my favorite, 2X strong, down eye, Limerick bend, short shank, equipped with needles for points. Absolutely bestial sharpness. All of my Shad flies are being swapped to this iron immediately. Good strong steelhead and salmon hook, strong enough for big Carp – and was available in all the even and odd sizes until I saw them.

    For the light wire long shank dry fly, it’s Christmas. There’s a beautiful long shank, fine wire, dry fly hook in the perfect sizes for stonefly dries and big October Caddis. It’s the Mustad 32800, and there’s nothing like it on the current market.

    There’s also the occasional 4x Strong or 3X Strong (Mustad 802) hook that have been unavailable for years. Those old codgers in “Rivers of a Lost Coast” have secrets – one of them was to downsize the fly in bright, clear conditions. A 20lb salmon on a contemporary #8 may be ridiculous, but those old hooks with 3X-4X strong attribute were something special.

    The rest is up to your avaricious nature. I don’t cover too many subjects a second time, but these are extraordinary prices and will not happen again.

    Tags: Mustad hooks, Harlee Rod, long shank, short shank, extra strong, salmon, steelhead, fly tying materials, bulk fly tying hooks, Tiemco, October Caddis, popper hooks, eBAY deals,

    The Top 10 Undiscovered Secrets of Tiger Woods

    Forbes Magazine has the golfing community in an uproar after it dared  publish the Top 10 PGA holes that contain Monster Bass. I was a bit perplexed at the ferocious response by golf’s governing entity, as almost every major publication has already exposed Tiger’s favorite 10 holes …

    … and as “Chee-tah” doesn’t play public courses it’s a surefire course lifelist for them as ply both crafts.

    … he usually returns to the hole in the late afternoon, when most golfers have left the course. He slings casts right from the green. "There are some huge bass in that pond," he says. And there’s plenty of room for your backcast.

    There’ll be plenty of incensed blue bloods with gendarmes at their beck and call, but it would make a hell of an alternative fly fishing video, what with the face paint, tallboys, and enraged patrons wearing plaid.

    The Blue Monster

    – via Forbes Magazine (click on the above to see the Top 10)

    Baird is part of an unofficial PGA Tour fishing club, a group of players that brings along both rods and clubs to tournaments. The water hazards they avoid during competitive rounds? With rod in hand, those ponds and creeks transform into fishing sweet spots. Many courses in the country frown upon fishing the hazards, but look the other way when it comes to Tour pros. At Sawgrass, only Tour players are allowed to fish.

    … legally, perhaps. But the half dozen lawsuits filed by Trout Unlimited, whose board members actually want to play there, but aren’t rich enough, will blaze the trail for the rest of us more pedestrian fishermen.

    We’ll be quiet as church mice, and apologize profusely if some predatory heavy-gutted Largemouth decides to tail walk through the lilies and fetch both our fly and that errant tee shot.

    Tags: PGA golf fishing, black bass, Tiger’s favorite 10 holes, golfing, Trout Unlimited, Tiger Woods