I’d be voted off the island within two weeks

Southfork Landing on the Payette River I figure Gilligan and Mary Ann would hit the white water but the Howell’s would opt for a toddy. The onsite fly shop is a nice touch, but likely your wife would call down to ensure they closed the door in your face.

More luxury development with pristine water as the central theme, although white water rafting beat out fly fishing as the featured attraction will be a custom white water course – versus the golf or fishing venue.

Southfork Landing is featuring a limited number of 1/3-acre meadow lots at the top of the whitewater course where homeowners can enjoy the natural beauty, river access and outdoor recreation right from the comfort of their own riverside decks. In addition to the Payette River Whitewater Park, the planned amenities of Southfork Landing include: 4 miles of protected river frontage on the South Fork of the Payette River, 40 acres of lakes and trout ponds, 2 miles of private catch-and-release trout streams and great access to miles of wilderness trails for Mountain Biking, Hiking, Horseback Riding, Nordic Skiing, Snowmobiling and ATVing, an acoustic outdoor Amphitheater, Swim and Racquet Club, Lodge and Conference Center, Restaurant and Winery, Equestrian Center and retail Fly Fishing offered by Idaho Angler.

It’s labeled Southfork Landing, located in Garden Valley, Idaho, occupying 4 miles of South Fork of the Payette River, and offering all the traditional amenities for the nouveau rich.

I’m not sure I understand the white water angle, as old wealthy folks don’t sound terribly eager to be risking life and limb in cold water. The rafting company is allowed to put their guests on the water, so it’s a lucrative deal for them – they can charge for the privilege.

I’ll take the lot nearest the delivery entrance to the fly shop – that way when the Whiting Hackle shipment arrives I’ll show at the front door with a napkin tucked into my collar..

…then again, they’d vote me off the island really quickly, after I hook a couple dozen kayakers with Czech nymphs. I’d toddle over and blame failing eyesight, knowing they wouldn’t wonder why I was fishing a 12 weight with good disk drag…

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1 thought on “I’d be voted off the island within two weeks

  1. enemyofcarp

    This is a trick to get stupid rich people to build homes in a flood plain.

    God and FEMA have no remorse for people with too much money and not enough common sense.

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