With less than a week before you’re consumed by those, “what was I thinking …” resolutions that stem from another year of excess, and you’re reminded that along with Aerosmith you bought the 2011 version of the Hula Hoop, while cackling Internet pundits gleefully point fingers and publish the Top 10 worst fads of 2011 …
Proof that Santa got my letter despite the Post Office threatening it was closing both of its distribution centers in the Arctic …
Just don’t expect any feathers this year, they’ve all been sold already.
I just read somewhere that the featherhead fad has hit Europe, ergo a lack of feathers this year too.