I was reminded that my recent trip to the woods failed to include all my pals and therefore some proof of kinship was in order. All them road miles leading up to my “whang-leather” hardened-frame had not been shared with other road-conscious neighborhood residents and somebody was owed …
Some-thing was owed … and mightily …
As he’s a product of a “broken home” whose owners flit about the Northern Hemisphere slurping aging grape juice, ignoring any real responsibility, which is the hallmark of the true Californio, given we only tinker with Sushi so we can amuse tourists…
… and as Little Meat lacks any real pals to play with we did the Mud Junket, only this time absent any real supervision …
So we spent most of the day catching fish and making crayfish swim so we could capture their silhouette accurately. The gaily colored “mud bugs” being lightning fast swimmers, and appear only as a set of claws being drug behind the body, with no other movement apparent.
Except the jaws on Little Meat, who finds them quite the treat when they’re exhausted …
… and outside of the week-old flatty cottontail we met on the trek into the creek, offers an opportunity for the rare roll should we find them already deceased and upwind.
Now that I’ve properly tuckered his fuzzy little arse out, I’m permitted to boast of our outing …

Here I thought you were taking more munchkins out to get muddy and do ‘don’t do this at home’ stuff…..Noooo,it’s the dog this time…Are you getting all WallyWonderdog on us???
Not a chance.
One look at the feral flinty stare of a brownwater dog and you’re not sure whether he’s going for your nuts or your lunch …
Look into the eyes of the Wonderdog, note the difference.
No wonder he smells of stank and is looking forlorn as he stares out the window toward the creek.
BTW, the vino was vonderful.
I’m pretty sure there are laws against this kind of abuse, not to mention those home chelating kits don’t work on canines.
For the record, the Wonderdog — raised as he is in the midst of the L&T’s sophisticated tastes and refinement — gazes back soulfully (unless a sandwich is involved).