Out of Coq de Leon – and you’re wondering why you can’t find Pardo?

Kater Bosworth wearing Coq de Leon , well - we might addI wouldn’t worry too much unless you tie dry flies or fish for steelhead. Your prayers of this being an overnight fad are simply not working …

The drain on fancy hackles and ostrich plumes will be growing in the foreseeable future, rather than winding down. The fashionistas have spoken and both sexes are scrambling to get on board.

The crescendo has been building from 2009, first with fringes and edging and eventually encompassing the entire garment. Hair attachments being an accessory to the larger trend, “Tribal” …

Tribes around the world used bird feather hair extensions for many different reasons such as acts of bravery and or sexual prowess, particularly for men the bigger and longer the hair feather etc.

Expensive is when you’re fashioning a dress made entirely of the oldest strain of genetic chickens known to Man. Coq de Leon can run to $0.30 per feather, but Hollywood has never been overly concerned with cost overruns or animal fashions …

We’re assured the wild birds that they come from aren’t harmed in any way. That the hair feathers are simply gathered cleaned and colored.

Best of all they assume they’re wearing shed feathers. All those Grizzly chickens, Pheasants, and Ostriches shedding feathers like a mangy pooch, so there’s little karmic damage and no blood throwing PETA mercenaries to disturb your exit should you wind up with a drawer full.

Feathered Eyeglasses by Ete

They’ve been in earrings for years, and now that Men are as keen on power fashion as the ladies, dressing for success means you need to know pecking order and men’s ties …

For Guys too ...

Don’t worry too much about the scent of mothballs, as it’ll soon become an aphrodisiac in the workplace. The power tie is raptor, baby – only food groups wear stuff that chirps.

8 thoughts on “Out of Coq de Leon – and you’re wondering why you can’t find Pardo?

  1. Jim Batsel

    I think I’m safe for now with my C.D.C. Hopefully designers won’t incorporate high floatation values into their design criteria.

  2. John Peipon

    I’m beginning to think Looney-Toons here…Fog Horn Leghorn comes ta mind. But really folks, some enterprising rod maker has sold out a few secrets! I’m still perfecting how to laminate feathers on to fly rods, and these idiots are selling eyeglass frames!

    Buck, buck…chicken suit.

  3. Ed

    I can’t help thinking she’d look better in a golden olive (KB would have been perfect for handling the dye job) dress.

  4. Ed

    I thought about that; but then figured your missus would have something to say about that.

  5. fishing guides

    Perhaps we could get that dress after it looses a few feathers and split it up. Dry fly heaven! But the tie now we are talking… got to get one of those to wear with my waiders

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