Me? I punted.
All that bold talk about being desperate and braving inhospitable water flows and bone numbing chill was for show. As soon as the feminine half sped away, I did the cursory check of flows, 8K when fishable was 4K, and opted for “Tarzan’s New York Adventure” and the oodles of brownie points that would result from removal of the encroaching wilderness from the backyard.
… and while the sweat dripped off and the precious fly tying fingers were put in harm’s way, scratched and clawed, blistered and bloody, my thoughts drifted to the whole lifestyle fashion conundrum.
Naturally, the email soliciting me to adopt some oyster pink scarf to go with my matching golf visor gave me the damn creeps. Logos do not prevent clothing from announcing errant sexual preferences no matter how good the artwork.
Yours truly is only capable of modeling sinister unfortunately. Old World style, shipped straight to me from Afghanistan. What it really needs is a big ORVIS logo across the brow, it’ll give the Seals something of contrast to aim for …
I’d buy one…But only if they came in one of those Buff-style Carp prints.
I’ve got a shemagh sporting the Jolly Roger that I roll with on the high seas. For flats work, I prefer the tan and red.
Add a pakol and you’re really rockin’
You know, I own several of those things, and wouldn’t go on a trip without them (even despite the lack of a name-brand logo).
The real question here is why your post promulgated a “Geek-to-Geek Dating” ad on the Google Adsense space?