Fly tying materials that grow on trees

I thought of it as answering one of many questions I’ve always had about watersheds and how soon they recovered from obvious trauma.

Travelwriter had spied some rising fish in a stretch of the river that was normally bone dry this time of year. Adding 170% more water to the stream means the farming community can’t suck it all down, and would as soon avoid doing so given the mattress springs, dead bodies, late model stolen-everything – all of which is tumbling in the current, surely to foul pumps and pipes alike.

Huff's Corner at 40-50 feet

BEFORE

That additional volume makes banks vanish, holes get created, and sandbars move miles overnight. Understanding who survived all that carnage would fill a big hole in my understanding of floods, fish, and who wins what …

Huff's Corner post flood

AFTER

Note the shrubs, trees, and grasses are completely vanished off the right side of the creek, leaving only a single innocent looking tree that isn’t quite as innocent as it would seem … as I found out later …

The water was about 40-50 feet deep here a couple weeks ago, now it’s only a foot to 18 inches in most spots.

I went down the next evening to investigate, as I skeptical of “mystery rings” and whether anything could have survived given the above circumstances …

Pikeminnow survives Tsunami

The stretch had become repopulated with about a dozen 4-6 inch Pikeminnow. Last season, the second since water was restored, the Pikeminnow fry had grown to three inches in length. The length of these suggests they’re second year fish.

Making these survivors of two massive earth moving floods (last year was wet too) I’d guess these fish survive by staying near the bank – despite the bank being a hundred yards from its historical norm.

I managed to land three or four fish – all similarly apportioned and nary a mark for their ordeal. 

Unfortunately they’ve survived only to die due to evaporation – which will start shortly. I may bring down a bucket and relocate what I can catch –  the creek is still starved of citizens and I don’t mind getting dirty. I’ll call it “Pee You” for Pikeminnow Unlimited – as I’m the only SOB willing to stick my neck out for a cockroach …

As I was there for a scienctific purposes, I hunkered down largely oblivious to my surroundings. I’m tossing cottonseed dander imitations and small nymphs into a small, deep hole in the wide part of the bend.

After pulling three or four fish out of  it’s depths I’m satisfied they’re all Pikeminnow, so I ease down the bank into the shallows below just to see if there’s any other activity .

The wind shifts abruptly and I get a faceful of meat decay. It’s close and I’m thinking big animal, yet dreading turning around and finding someone’s kid wedged in the crotch of a tree, victim of some upstream flooding accident.

I’m backpedaling while attempting to hold down the evening meal – all the while scanning the riverbank, underbrush, and everything else nearby, and nothing.

rotting_turkey

I ease around the tree and find Big Bird, the wiliest of all Mother Nature’s game birds, slammed into a fork of the tree at speed, and becoming more fragrant by the moment.

Naturally a moment of introspection was needed, especially as the little Angel on my shoulder was in heated debate with the little devil on the other …

The little angel claimed, “Dude, forget the bragging points, your girl is arriving tomorrow and the use of refrigerator or any other storage on your premises is completely out of the question!”

The little Devil snorted in contempt, “Dude, call yourself a Man? Don’t think of the rotting and swollen beached seal you cut too deeply, this time you’ll be able to get the stink out of your clothes easy, by tomorrow even!”

… just the thought of the rotting seal episode was enough, even if I was doing it for Science …

11 thoughts on “Fly tying materials that grow on trees

  1. Rex

    I don’t know if I would call that bird “wily”. After all, it IS a bird capable of flight that could have flown away from rising water.

    Much like the Canada Geese that infest our retention ponds here in Hoosierland…I still cannot figure out why an animal capable of flight would walk 100 yards across a street to a different pond.

  2. kbarton10

    If you are forced to sit motionless for four or more hours after applying generous amounts of camoflage facepaint, wily comes to mind.

    The rest of the time you merely run over them with your car, or step on one when busting brush. Something magical happens when you “hunt” them …

  3. Rex

    So maybe the title “Idiot Savants of the Animal Kingdom” is appropriate for their ability to avoid hunters yet still be killed by rising waters that can easily escaped by flight.

  4. Fat Bluegill

    Did you know that Benjamin Franklin want to make the turkey our national bird? He said it was a noble and smart bird while the bald eagle was just a scavanger.

  5. kbarton10

    I’m with Ben on this one, only because a turkey can adapt to urban sprawl in a blink of an eye (we have flocks up here on golf courses and crapping on lawns) – while the American Bald eagle requires Pristine surroundings and cannot imbibe a Hostess Twinkee without keeling over dead …

  6. Peter

    Keith,

    You rock. Seriously. You, TU, and Roughfisher and every other proponent of true, national, local anglers. Rock.

    I’m a continent away. But it’s beautiful to see a species (r)emerge. AND to to see some love for it.

    I’ll stop now, just before getting all teary-eyed and dripping salty water all over my shirt.

    But please keep going…

    Greetz.
    Peter.

  7. KBarton10 Post author

    I think I can speak for Roughfisher.

    There’s only two kinds of God’s creatures, those you can stoop down and take the hook out of their mouth, and those you can’t.

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