All I had to do was read any of my past posts to recognize “I don’t measure up”, yet PETA had to send me a zinger just the same …
They’re on the warpath, and with the death of the UK’s famous “Two Tone” carp, PETA erected a billboard to chastise local anglers …
I’ve often wondered whether dry fly purists weren’t compensating for something, but I hadn’t trod the masculinity route. I’d left it at thinking these were the kids whose Ma cut the crusts off their PB & J, and they still had a chip on their shoulders.
PETA delights in bearding the prophet, nearly as much as we like laughing over their latest protest. This episode is no exception, featuring the debut of DoAnglersHaveSmallRods.com – which hosts a test to determine whether the water is both … cold … and deep.
Finding out about my shortcomings doesn’t redden my cheeks a bit. What’s really going to be funny is when “Casper Milquetoast” knocks at my door to borrow a power tool, and he gets an abacus and a scratch awl to repair his roof.
“Yo, Casper, looking a little damp there, Sweetheart. Is that madam’s chamber pot you’re emptying – Wow, I bet she is pissed, huh?”
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Maybe, if it is ignored, they will just go away. Or, we could blow something up! Nuke and pave, John
Then again we can all go out an buy large bore weapons knowing we’re not compensating for anything …
Who? Us? Never.
Mike from Newcastle “just got jealous handling the maggots.”
My big bore is a 12 gauge 20 inch barrel home defender. Enough said. Too bad People Eating Tasty Animals can’t find something better to do with their time. Even if they eliminated all fishing and hunting, it would not be enough for those uber left wing liberal nut jobs.