While the mighty minions of Peta are busy protecting innocent school children by soliciting colleges to give up their fishing teams – picking up the slack for lazy, insensitive parents who raised their children to adore fried chicken, comic books, and thick steaks …
… still, occasionally, they hatch a pretty good idea.
This time it’s free advertising when your hindquarters are scanned by the uncaring TSA louts manning the Cavity Search & Irradiation unit at your local airport.
The idea has merit, metal augmented underwear that provides a bit more opaque for those naturally shy, and allows a brief extension of digit for those not at all shy …
Like us anglers …
Your opportunity to beard the prophet is available whether you’re boxers or briefs, as a touch of rubber cement and a dab of tinfoil and watch their scowl deepen.
Even better, when your fishing buddy lapses into unconsciousness after a full day of hot sun, exotic dream trip, and drinks containing umbrellas; rather than shave his eyebrows you can just rearrange the outfit he’s laid out for tomorrow’s triumphant return to civilization ..
… which may backfire, as the both of you will miss your flight while they remove his fillings looking for contraband.
A pal would have the courtesy to save a couple ice cubes from the airport bar, so Mr. Biggest Fish Mostest Fish can sit comfortably between visits to the Bastille …
I can’t even get worked up anymore about PETA stupidity. Stupid is as stupid does.
Now making sure my buddy gets a cavity search next time he’s running through the airport, that’s good fun.
I’m thinking calling them “moron” is the fastest way to a cavity search; but hey, different strokes for different folks.
Oops, sorry Steve. I guess we’ve both been reading KB for awhile.
Hey, thanks for the camo briefs bro! they fit perfectly.
Perfect!