I’m mortal, guilt got the better of me and I spent the better part of the weekend baking for neighbors and well wishers. Certain occasions require even the staunchest fisherman to succumb, I figured additional “brownie points” could be banked for later.

For the 60% of you that have to travel in the next couple of days, leave early and keep a weather eye peeled for the meathead that’s celebrating in earnest.

We’ll be on the road ourselves, fueled by a lethal combination of strong coffee, Ma’s cooking, and See’s candy. Here’s hoping Santa brings you a quiet moment with your family.

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