I lack the refinement to get sentimental over rod materials, mostly because I went from a steel Ace Hardware rod, straight to Fiberglas. Gentlemen of leisure owned bamboo, but only the Ladies lived in my neighborhood. If you’ve gambled away the ancestral castle and suffer further indignity by being banished to the garage, we may have the decor you’re seeking.

Perhaps you earned the “ManCave” banishment by emptying the entire box of mothballs in your tying stash, we warned you. Now you sit shivering, scratching tentatively at the door hoping they’ll let you back inside where it’s warm?

No chance. Wrap yourself in a car blanket and gaze in fondness at your bamboo light fixtures.