Guilty. I am a devotee of fantasy football, usually my fantasy ends on draft night and becomes a horrid reality the following Sunday.
I knew it was only a matter of time, but now we’ve got Fantasy Fishing – I can look forward to public humiliation at the hands of my favorite bass pro.
Any fantasy sports aficionado knows the strength of his team lies in avoiding injury, while “torn anterior cruciate” ligaments end the season for football players, I can only imagine how a strained Gluteus Maximus would cut a season short for a fisherman.
I suppose I can check injury reports by reading the Police Blotter, scanning the “drunk and disorderly” section, thankfully most newspapers are online now.
A $1,000,000 cash prize is available, so start preparing your draft. I’ll trade Tom Chandler and Ernie Schwiebert for Cal Bird, any takers?
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It took awhile for me to understand the link between the picture and your entry. Did the picture lead to the article or did the article spawn the photo?
It’s in the fine print of my contract – every 100 posts I’m required to feature the “good stuff” – I didn’t make them rules, I just follow them.
I’m trading you for the two “sportsmen” in the picture. Hope you understand…
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