Dump the Hodgeman stock and short SIMM’s

Waterproof and breathable is so yesterday, along with all that Extreme you hoped to find. Simm’s will never recover and it seems water repelling rubber soles are the new aesthetic  – with both cleats and felt discarded out of hand.

Likewise for fly rods and Tenkara, as the real aficionados will be touting bare knuckle.

… and for the devout, you’ll have to rework the Jesus legend, as “Ulf” appears to enjoy similar powers …

Those long August afternoons offer ample cross training opportunities, and come the evening hatch you can run right out there with the rest of the throng and grab the fish by the lower lip just as it breaks the surface.

Mayfly? Denied!

Tags: Liquid Mountaineering, walking on water, something to do when fishing sucks,

4 thoughts on “Dump the Hodgeman stock and short SIMM’s

  1. kbarton10

    Who needs a trained lab or a skiff to set a rig of deeks … Just fling ’em like the paperboy while enroute to deep water.

    There is the unresolved question of who’s going to fetch – but that’s why you pick the skinny guys as hunting partners.

  2. Igneous Rock

    At 57 I may have lost a step. Standing on water to retreve a fly from the branches above, now, thats a skill I might have an interest in.

  3. A. Wannabe Travelwriter

    I can swear that I saw you walk across the Little Stinking just last summer…say about August.

    Is it just me or did I see those guys in the video also turn water into wine and straw into gold?

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