Our foray into the creek this weekend yielded a stunning find of great archeological significance. Proof that a prior, potentially advanced civilization may have had its roots in the area.

Anthropologists speculate that the “Little Stinkers” have existed in the area for the last century (or more) and that many locals may even have interbred with the remnants of this agrarian society. I can only assume it was unwittingly.

Startled researchers discovered a primitive English dialect common to Stinker cave art and murals, the alphabet and caricatures bear striking resemblance to our own. Equally astounding is the depiction of six fingers on the human hand.

One rock mural depicts an ancient battle between what’s assumed to be early American settlers and warriors of this ancient sect. A depiction of an early  Conestoga wagon set ablaze suggests resentment for authority ran deep.

Special resentment must have existed for English teachers, as the dumbarsed redneck spelled “White” wrong.

I can only assume that they may have captured some settlers in an earlier engagement, and their education was incomplete. It appears ritual sacrifice was part of society, as many cylindrical aluminum receptacles were found nearby. Initially assumed to be grain storage, sociologists appear puzzled as to their actual use.

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