Sure I’m blushing, I keep scratching chin trying to figure whether it’s an icy male “enhancement”  or whether I can mount it on the vest and pipe the exhaust down a leg.

It’s new life for the neoprene waders we’ve got stashed in the closet; what with their superior floatation, warmth in Winter, and doesn’t ship water inboard when you take a header. We were in better shape prior to “breathable” as we had to fight both current and Rubberband effect.

Half of us would toss the three-ply and return to Neoprene if we could cool the “swamp” a bit. I’d grip my personal swamp cooler between hammy cheeks and enunciate carefully so my voice didn’t crack into a falsetto…

4 AA batteries ensures five hours of continuous operation – exchanging fetid wader dampness for cool moist air.

Just clamp it firmly between your hams and try not to giggle.

Back at the campground and attached to a tent pole – it’ll restore a thin veneer of civilization to your outpost and may even make the family speak to you again.

At $44.95, that’s about 5% of the cost of the new whizbang wader – and with $5 of batteries per day, it should get you another decade on those old SIMM’s stashed in your closet.

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