So, what color is pissed anyway’s? Phillips Electronics is interested in feedback for their “emotion sensing jewelry” – that’s right, jewelry that changes color based on the emotion of the wearer.

I’m thinking strictly of fishermen here, as the only emotions fly fishermen exhibit are; pissed, optimistic, and skunked. Who wants to walk in the door and be pre-empted by the spouse, “Oh, didn’t catch anything again?”

Worse yet, if lying stretching the truth exaggerating a fish story has a color, none of us would buy it …would we?

“Glampers” are folks with too much disposable income insisting on roughing it so long as maid service and a Jacuzzi are present. Outdoor innovation has caught up with the trend, and yields something truly fashionable to tow behind their 700 series Beamer…the House in a Shipping Crate.

I want one. I figure 1/2 an acre near a trout stream with a flat spot and Internet access and I’m done. Property taxes? Exactly how much will I owe for parking a rusting shipping crate on my property?

I’m not sure Singlebarbed readers have the maturity necessary, but with the decline in home prices, real estate near airports and busy freeways may be your ticket to financial independence.

With neon text enabled roof tiles this may turn into quite the cash cow.

Did I say your maturity was in question? I meant mine – as my airport house will say, “You’re missing an engine!”

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