Should make some feel less conspicuous, although ordering one in a logger bar – you hope your voice doesn’t break mid sentence…
Its got a rarified pedigree, being made from glacier ice that crumbles off the continental shelf due to climate change, which makes the bottle bobbing in your wake testament to your domination of the watershed – scourge of the pristine…
Isn’t this a little like owning the last pair of DoDo birdskin gloves ever made?