No rocket scientist needed, as we were as nauseated by the “Billy Bass” phenomenon as you were. So what do you do with a warehouse full of singing articulated liability?

Simple, hammer them onto a trailer hitch.

Necessity is the Mother of Invention, and one million plastic bass wilting in a warehouse likely breeds desperation.

In this day and age of the Michael Vick Pet Backlash, this won’t sit terribly well with the animal rights crowd, but the shotgun displayed in your gun rack will keep them at distance.

For those that giggled at the testicle trailer hitch, and realized it was inappropriate on anything other than your wife’s car, now you’ve got options.

Tags: Billy Bass, Largemouth Bass trailer hitch, Michael Vick