Are future generations of fishermen being subtly pre-programmed to prefer the fast action rod?

Singlebarbed’s penchant for “conspiracy” is well documented; we’ve always preferred word-of-mouth to facts – and if it’s carved into a bathroom stall or penned sloppily near a pay phone we know it’s gospel.

We’ve seen OPEC and endured OGRE, the Organization of Graphite Rod Exporters, but this latest entry smacks of something much more sinister.

Only the rubber cap bends, making this an extremely fast action rod capable of trimming hedges, can be employed as an ersatz Lightsaber, and is capable of spearing domestic pets.

The Strike puts the fishing rod in players’ hands as they head out to their favorite fishing holes, including ten of North America’s greatest lakes.  Featuring realistic lake bottom topography, advanced graphics, life-like fish behaviors, fully customizable characters and an abundance of boats, lures, rods and reels, The Strike offers virtual anglers the most realistic fishing game experience to-date.

Blame Bass Pro Shops for the Fall 2009 release of “The Strike” – we’ll see whether it’s the kiddies or Poppa with nose pressed against the glass come Christmas.

One quick cut with the Sawzall, mount that old Pfleuger Medalist with sliding bands of duct tape and lookout …

Available for the Wii and XBox 360, Fall 2009. $69.95 for game and controller.