The Apron cometh

addiction_pill.jpgThe most sinister development to date – and is flying neatly under the radar of most of the angling brotherhood.The “anti-addiction” pill is akin to a viral juggernaut, and we sit complacently while our wives, girlfriends, life partners, and significant others, plot our demise.

This is the fate-worse-than-Death, as the pill will likely be sold over the counter, and “Doctor MoM” will be ending all of our “addictions” to Playboy, swearing, Sunday morning football, fishing, and … you guessed it … BEER.

Dubious? Skeptical? Eat this…

Right now, more than 200 addiction medications are being tested.”

Use your fingers; gambling, drugs, smoking, fast cars, fine scotch, cuban cigars… I’m out of ideas at 7 – leaving 193 unnamed addictions they are already testing.

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Left to your “better half” your Sundays will now be filled with drapery treatments, scented candles, and the millinery aisle. You laughed when you made her watch re-runs of the Stepford Wives, now your bamboo rod will be holding up her tomato plants.

In 5 to 10 years we will be treating addiction very differently” predicts Nora Valkow, a psychiatrist and Director of the institute of drug abuse.”

Ms. Valkow is the great grandaughter of Leon Trotsky, yes – the Leon Trotsky, beer and fishing are toast, apple pie and Motherhood to follow. You’ve been warned.