It’s the way of all things.
Climb to the top of the food chain over many decades of adversity then see it all undone by a promiscuous Koi?
The massive die off of Carp at California’s Clear Lake appears to be linked to someone dumping unwanted Koi, infected by Herpes. How the disease spread throughout the Carp population is still somewhat a mystery, but it may involve unprotected sex and a lot of drinking.
Water, most Likely.
So you write a report on some killer sex ring between carp and koi, and post a picture of some pervert kissing a white sucker. Slander. What’d the sucker ever do to you?
Nothing – the troutunderground scooped all the normal porn – I had to think fast.
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