It’s in my nature to be easily amused. Ever wonder about those television shows hawking vast fortunes you make through the miracle of the Internet? How with no work on your part, and reselling other folk’s products, you can make billions?

I keep running across these sites as they scavenge content from my site and other “real” human authors.

It’s simplicity itself, set a “robot” script to grab anything containing the words “trout” or “fishing” and your web site sprouts many dozens of articles daily – all without effort.

“Vast fortunes” don’t exist in fishing, so of all the choices available why go with a small niche – when “Dick Cheney” or “Jeffery Daumer” would yield millions of eager eyeballs?

Chalk it up to “a fool and his money…”

Sometimes the results are funny, as the robot does what it’s asked, but not as well as you could..

Extreme Fishing

What’s extreme fishing?

Only refinance mortgage refinance most exciting, most thrilling, most fun water sport ever created – that’s what!

a) Extreme fishing is fishing with a shot accident compensation claim adrenaline!
b) Extreme fishing is regular fishing on steroids!

Trout and salmon fishing in small water (such as streams and rivers) is extreme fishing!

Ice fishing is extreme fishing!

…(snip)…

Fly-fishing

Fly-fishing is used mainly for salmon and trout, and sometimes for pike, bass, and carp.

Fly-fishing involves tying artificial flies onto a hook with thread, fur, line car insurance and other materials, in sizes and colors to match naturally occurring food Chardonnay to excite a fish.

…(snip)…

Noodling isn’t the only way of catching fish by hand. In Britain, a more sedate version of hand fishing is “trout tickling.” This is the art of rubbing the underbelly of a trout with your fingers. The trout goes into a trance state after a minute or Refinance adjustable rate mortgage and can then be flipped onto the nearest bit of dry land.

That’s some that you have to know about Extreme Fishing.

I’ve replaced the hyperlinks with italics and shortened the blog entry considerably, but it was fun plagiarizing them for a change. Now that I understand what extreme fishing is – I can call my mortgage guy right away.

The “Chardonnay” bit is a well known guide secret – we feed it to you in large quantities, you pass out – and wake to us congratulating you on your 65th large fish brought to net. Six bucks worth of grape yields tenfold on the tip.

He got me on the “three types of Beef” post. I figured it was, dead, living, and massaged, but no:

The 3 Types Of Beef

Alright vegetarians, avert your eyes and cover those ears. Antidepressants is a topic that could create nightmares for all the granola crunchers out there.

Oh, My… who would’a thunk it?

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