Finally … fishing is saved.
I’ve oft wondered what would be the miracle technology that would restore fly fishing to living room prominence, and now via the miracle of BaitCloud, we can fling Alka Seltzers at each other and bask in the body count …
I keep thinking of how much safer it’ll be to wade treacherous currents knowing you’ll bob to the surface amidst a plume of ersatz Squid Bitz, or Sea Salt Crustacean.
With all the truly beneficial flavors in development; Garlic-mashed Pteronarcys, and Sriracha Earthworm, can Low Holing Stink Bomb be far behind?
Of late we’re no longer tormented about the far ranging impacts of Prawn-flavor_Number9, or whether Yellow_Dye #3 (which is released in quantity via Peanut Butter Caddis), adds to the algae bloom, or assists in feminizing trout. We’re still giggling about the trunk full of Stale Beer or Damp Diaper we can lob into the hole above the SOB with the nerve to take our spot …
Think of all those undefended laundromats. Soup stock!
Take that Mister Nose-in-His-Phone Uncaring Urbanite, how’s your permanent press with a little Scent of a Thousand Damselflies onnit? Hmm?
Does it also attract flies? Some of those above water picks seem to have a decent number of flies hovering close by. Just another reason to stick to fly fishing.
carp fishermen have been delivering bait clouds to their quarry for many years..
http://www.gofishing.co.uk/Angling-Times/Section/how-to/Coarse-fishing-advice/Tactics/The-flatbed-Method-feeder-explained/
don’t tell me how technical fly-fishing is.. the carp guys are the real overthinkers..
ive smelt plenty of Bait clouds after deckhands have forgotten to put bait away. prefer not to have in the living room.