Despite drought and water rationing, dwindling fish,and fly rods costing as much as a house payment, we’ve got news that will swell our dwindling ranks with eager young converts – hell bent on saving both split bamboo and the environment, regardless of the costs.
Fishing has always been framed as a bothersome exercise, unappealing to successive generations of urban youth, whose refined senses and exposure to woodlands being the neighborhood green-belt where they crap their overweight pooch …
With Hipsters and Millennials in the “sweet spot” demographic, Science has tailored a perfume which will release its scent in proportion to the volume of sweat given off by the wearer, ensuring tradesmen and anglers, and their inattention to hygiene, will be the new “retro” – and our parking lots will be crowded with bearded, flannel wearing anglers, whose flowery bouquet will turn the stomach of everyone nearby.
… and any SOB with the temerity to actually fall into the water will likely change the smell of the entire watershed …
Now carpenters, pipe-fitters, and long-shoremen will be whistled at by the secretaries streaming past on their lunch break, as construction sites will be characterized by “Prairie Blossom” or “Denali Rose” … and investment bankers, with their avaricious demeanor and icy handshake will smell coarse and common.
In addition, the perfume system also has the ability to remove the bad odours that come from sweat. The ‘thiol’ compounds that are responsible for the malodour of sweat are attracted to the ionic liquid, attaching themselves to it and losing their potency.
The breakthrough could have major commercial possibilities, potentially providing a new way to develop products for the huge personal care market. QUILL researchers are currently working with a perfume development company to identify a number of product ideas that could eventually be sold in shops.
– via Science Daily 4/2/15
Can slow release mosquito repellant be the game changer that’ll propel our sport into ranks enjoyed by the NFL and Major League Baseball?
Wasn’t Edison also the guy who said, “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that don’t work.”?
Game changer mosquito repellent indeed. I’d probably be allergic to it…
Naaah, not fly casting. Too many Pata-gucci types with their dapping rods are even MORE boring and weird than middle aged guys in hip boots…..However! The NA$CAR of fishing….Bass tourneys ,there ya go….Large motors ,dudes with ads all over their clothes, cracker accents, it’s like modern “country music”
All you can do is watch and go WTF???
I think Sage will take the iniative and introduce “Hot Graphite” – a mixture of Gherke’s Gink and Pachoolie oil … designed to dangle from your vest fetchingly … and only $99 per ounce …