On the one hand it’s a relief we’ll not see another Yank led away in manacles after overstaying his welcome by pillaging the Royal and Ancient Bird Museum, on the other hand an anorexic second story supermodel might make a hell of a splash on Interpol …
Now that drab genetic chicken hackle is so completely-yesterday, it’s nice to see that girls might rend a big handful of plumes off something that squawks – instead of looking down their nose at Mister Outdoorsy who’s been ventilating all manner of birds for a couple of centuries.
… but it’s that meat-headed rod builder that I want to find. Some thick skulled overly sensitive craftsman who wanted a couple extra days in the woods – who paid off his debt after shellacking his wife fingernails with the local warbler. That same unthinking fellow that has doomed our game birds and fly shops to yet another tidal wave of fashion seeking society dames …
… I’m going to find you, and this time I’m going to hurt you …
He LIVES!
It’s been so boring since you left. Thank you for breaking exile.
There is no humor anywhere in this sport, as such, even BAD humor is preferable. Nuff said.
The neighbor’s dog is spinning circles out front knowing I’m taking him to the stank water – where he can shed that thin veneer of civilization and become a dog (crap n’ roll in dead stuff). More later.
Welcome back! The interweb got kinda boring since you left.
Bummer bout the new assault on our plumages, though.
Keith, I’m looking forward to whatever else you find to remark about.
Made my day. Thanks.
Glad to see you are back. I was going through withdrawal.
Was he ever gone?
Glad to see that you decided to un-retire! It was really nice to see this pop up on my cell phone.
It’s been a great weekend, full of beer and poorly tied flies, but this…this is an historic occasion.
Glad to see a new post, even if it is disheartening.
Hey hey hey. You can’t keep a good man down.
Glad to be reading KBarton again.
Just don’t go all Brett Favre on us and pulling these stunts again.
Stick around for a while Keith!
Welcome back!
REALLY nice to have you back!
Give us a big – Urah!
Thank you, thank you very muuch!
nice to see my old friend back in action.
welcome back.
Sweet… I think I know where he was though: taking remedial English classes.(I think I actually spotted some sentences in there. Weird.) Good job. 😉
Also, is this like when Jordan retired, and then retired, and then retired? I don’t think the masses can take that kind of teasing.