His lordship is spending the next fortnight despoiling the Royal and Ancient with a Singlebarbed lid.
While I mentioned that both respect for the out of doors and culture existed across the pond , and not the flavor us colonials practice, with our four wheel, gas guzzling offroad equipment and medical waste …
He still insisted on tormenting me with the above picture, with the following inscription;
“I found that place you said I should look for … Hardy & Gray’s, and they’re having a really big sale on fly tying materials; Baby Seal, Polar Bear, Toucan, Speckled Bustard … I don’t recognize any of that but they’re on the list you gave me. The person at the counter mentioned I might run into problems with Customs on my return and wanted to check with you – is he right?”
Dear TravelWriter, they always say that. Ignore his warning, he’s merely jealous that he doesn’t get to fish for free in all the public fly water available in the US … double down on my order of baby seal, and if the TSA guy or Customs asks you what it is, just say, “Freshly Clubbed Baby Seal, and I’m Rick James – Bitch!”
I am not at all worried about the United States Customs officials, the Airport Gropers (a.k.a. T.S.A.), nor P.E.T.A.
I am putting all your “special stuff” in the luggage of the wife-person.
Just put ’em in a box of Cuban cigars and you should be fine.
Maybe, the Tardis will work.
Good luck! See you in “10 to 20”!!
JP gets extra bonus points for the Tardis reference.
There are several thousand “fellas” at San Quentin and (Old) Flosom who can teach you how to get those puny feathers ino the states..should be to uncomfortable to sit on.