Millions of impressionable school girls casting themselves onto railroad tracks or off bridges knowing the lack of animal remnants and the cold, bolted door of the salon – means they’re doomed to uncool, where even the prom is in doubt.
That’s PETA’s plan, who apparently doesn’t mind condemning a few hundred thousand gals to tears, in favor of saving a few scrawny chickens. I figure its a clear-cut case of age-typing, where anything over 15 has bound to have eaten McNuggets and therefore is collateral damage.
PETA’s official response to the entire hair extension phenomenon, is “a scrap of ribbon and a magic marker is the same thing” – proving that all that Vegan brainwashing has made them completely insensitive to both food and fashion.
THATSSOLAMEDUH.
Now it’s only a matter of time before a bunch of skinny guys wearing ski-masks rush The Whiting Farm’s barbed wire – hoping the press of their numbers gets them through the claymores.
The key to getting girls to stop putting it into their hair is to spread the rumor that they will give you lice/cause your hair to fall out/turn your hair different colors. Just the rumor would be enough for the fad to end!
I believe that my brother is using the techniques of “Yellow Journalism” to take our attention off the fact that he exhausted his cumulative knowledge and deadly accurate Phrana Bendu casting technique, yet utterly failed to catch a single trout at Manzanita Lake. Being of middle age and unsound mind, he has doctored the photograph of the neighbor’s daughter. I apologise for his unmanly behavior.
I’m frankly shocked any neighbor his would let him *near* their daughter…