Wasn’t a hundred years ago that you fellows were smearing bear fat on yourselves while chasing deer with bows and arrows … Now is no time to be squeamish.
Gakk! And here I used to think that bacon in it’s normal form ranked as one of the most disgusting food items on the planet, coming in second only to the Krispy Kreme doughnut.
For the record I still chase deer with a bow and arrow. And though I’ve moved beyond bear tallow on the ‘ol bod, I occasionally paint myself blue and run through the woods naked as a tribute to my Pictish ancestors.
Now that is just sick!!
OMFG……Squeezy bacon…and now…this…..
Oh yeah, the perfect addition for the mullet do.
Wasn’t a hundred years ago that you fellows were smearing bear fat on yourselves while chasing deer with bows and arrows … Now is no time to be squeamish.
Bear fat, a wild man’s ky!
Gakk! And here I used to think that bacon in it’s normal form ranked as one of the most disgusting food items on the planet, coming in second only to the Krispy Kreme doughnut.
For the record I still chase deer with a bow and arrow. And though I’ve moved beyond bear tallow on the ‘ol bod, I occasionally paint myself blue and run through the woods naked as a tribute to my Pictish ancestors.