Sure I get death threats, and when I mentioned household pets there was a brief spike over the weekly contingent of, “if you tell them about Lake X, or stream Y, or if your shadow darkens my refrigerator ever again, I’ll …”
I was unfazed at the outpouring of hatred when I claimed the household tabby was a disgusting invasive and why Jihad was necessary. Most of the email was scented, so I’d obviously touched a nerve somewhere.
Now that some lass is making jewelry out of cat fur and it’s going viral, sending every female cat lover screaming to purchase them by the gross, I’ve got an even better idea …
Let’s make hair extensions out of them …
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…Laughed so hard,I scared the cat.He could give a s#$^,of course, but I wonder who would like seal-point extentsions…..
Hair balls?!?
They’re bound by PETA to only harvest the cat hair that it coughs up …
Will they accept them in a sealed ziplock baggy?I’ll start sending, straight away.
I use my cats hair and when they give me one their whiskers for tying up flies. So far the bass and gills love cat hair.
Owning cats may finally start paying off!!