We got brown bugs, they got brown bugs … which is why old flies persist

Fiddling with classics Every fly fisherman has their moment. A big fish lounging in the shallows and a favorable breeze leaves the fly just where you want, floating idly down to the ravenous white maw below. Some are unfortunate enough to get a head-bob, or flare of fins upwards, some even see greatness coming up through the water column on an intercept, only to be thwarted by some imaginary hair out of place, or the unseen pull of drag.

Fly tiers have their moment too. Despite beginner vise and too-thick thread, poorly lighted kitchen table and recalcitrant grizzly hackle, somehow perfection comes of adversity. Proportions correct, body graceful and tapered, no glue obscuring the eye – and if wasn’t for the yellow saddle hackle tail, which substituted for brown, it might be the best fly you’ve ever tied.

Naturally you rushed to show Sensei, the relative or friend that got you into this cash-hemorrhaging hobby, whose wise council is sought on all major purchases and fly related topics, and rather than being appreciative, he becomes irate and indignant.

That’s not an Adam’s, an ADAM’s does not have a yellow tail, an Adam’s has on occasion an all-brown tail, sometimes a mixed grizzly and brown tail, but never … and I mean NEVER … does a fly as noble and historic as an ADAM’s sport a goddamn yellow tail.

( … fly then tossed onto table top like the Unclean thing.)

For the burgeoning fly tier it’s a crushing experience, no one noticed it was technically perfect, a fact ignored in the great upwelling of indignity resulting from experimenting with a time honored classic. No pause in the backlash oratory to claim innocence, the yellow used only because you lacked brown hackle long enough …

The sting of that experience destined to stifle creativity for years …

As odd as it sounds, it may be one of the common questions asked by a fledgling tier, “… when is it OK to invent your own flies?”

It would be safe to say that most fly fishermen learn to cast and fish before learning to tie flies. Those two disciplines will give the angler experience in the forces destined to tear flies apart, and give an appreciation for some of the attributes flies require, like an eye clear of  hair, glue, or foreign substance.

Knowing why each component of the fly exists and the qualities it lends to making the pattern successful would be beneficial, as would the ability to secure the component correctly, ensuring some knowledge of stressors and points of fragility may be necessary as well.

As learning to tie flies is a study in substitution, considering the thousands of colors and materials we’ll accumulate, the last element would be some expertise in the materials themselves, so you can substitute freely, or tinker with patterns and evolve them into your style of fishing more effectively.

Which hair floats, which synthetics are tough and resist tearing, which feathers are stiff and resilient and can be used for tails. Expertise at this level comes from a lifetime of fishing and tying, and as knowledge grows so will the degree of tinkering.

… with only the sting of our first accidental foray to haunt us.

After many years of blind adherence to pattern books and featured flies in magazines, what actually makes a great fly is still unknown. There’s no visible qualities that distinguish an experimental from a time-honored classic, nothing to denote why an Elk Hair Caddis is found in every fly shop when something similar isn’t.

What’s surprising is that nationwide adoption has no real criteria other than good marketing and commercial availability. Which is why eastern dry flies continue to dominate every shop’s dry fly selection, even if the original insects don’t exist on the West coast, or the western variety is of different color.

How fast those classic fly bins empty is a function of perceived beauty, or perceived buggy-ness, and has little to do with local bugs and its real world efficacy.

We got brown bugs, they got brown bugs … which is why old flies persist.

Thankfully fish are stupid, which is why cigarette butts are struck as often as Female Cahill’s tied with the yellow egg sacs, and fish eat flies twice the size of those hatching, which keeps us aging starlets in the game.

In short, a new tier should start experimenting once he’s learned how to mechanically build a fly, and should feel free to start fresh or alter classic flies regardless of their history and legacy.

… and the opinions of their buddies, who’ll feel entitled to free flies for life anyways.

Fly tying is already hard enough with plenty willing to heap scorn on your best efforts. Too many tiers remain constrained and dormant assuming that a classic pattern will catch more fish than a wild idea spawned by a curl of colorful floss and a dash of whimsy.

8 thoughts on “We got brown bugs, they got brown bugs … which is why old flies persist

  1. Rex

    I once read that more steelhead are caught on what amounts to a piece of bright yarn tied to a hook. I’m of firm belief that it’s the presentation, not necessarily the fly, that counts most.

    Those yellow tailed Adams would likely catch as many fish as a standard Adams. Although, my experience with wild, small stream trout tell me that the yellow tailed version (or a red tailed version) would be money. It’s the fly that goes up to 11.

  2. Peter Vroegindeweij

    There is, I find, an alternative: Start flytying at an early age when you have no money for stuff yet. Everything becomes tying material, from binliners and sandwich bags to elastic bands, shore-found feathers, fur plucked from barbed wire and the contents of your mother’s sewing kit. I cut my teeth on hackles so bad I needed three tips to tie a single #16 dry. When I look at the two large chests currently holding my tying materials I sometimes long for simpler times….

  3. Craig

    This has nothing to do with anything, but where does all the world’s flytying material end up. Peter Vroewhatever, above, has two large chests full, and so do I, and so on, and so on. I have enough dubbing and chenille to last five lifetimes, but neither of my two sons ties flies, and I’m sure there are tens of thousands likewise. Somewhere in the world, collectively, there is enough fur and feathers to last all the remaining fly tiers on earth a hundred years, but WE KEEP BUYING THE STUFF. Where does it all go and will there come a day when the weight of all the excess fur, feathers, and tungsten beads causes the earth to move out of its orbit? And what about the extra weight of all those metal studs on our wading boots?

  4. John Peipon

    Peter has a point. I remember using my pillow feathers, mother’s sewing thread and various paints/magic markers to tie some teenage flies a few centuries ago.
    Is a Parachute Adams an Adams? What is an Anatomically Correct Adams?

    Tie it, fish it, and hopefully, catch it.

  5. Don

    “Fly tying is already hard enough with plenty willing to heap scorn on your best efforts…”

    One of my favorite memories from when I first began tying in the early 70’s. As I pulled the fly out of the vise to a chorus of laughter – wings askew and a general mess of a hopper. I walked from the cabin porch to the river and caught three nice trout on four casts in full view of the peanut galllery. Shut them up right quick. Priceless!

  6. trout chaser

    Great stuff! I was fortunate enough to grow up in rural southeast Alaska, where there were no other fly fishers to stifle an 11 year old’s ambitions. Like Peter and John, my early materials were largely “found” items. (The blue-black under fur from a husky makes kick ass dubbing for black gnats…) I’ve never been very interested in tying traditional patterns apart from the Royal Wulff. As a kid I liked ’em because they were real purty, and easy to see. Twenty five years later I like ’em cause they are real purty, and well, easy to see… Not only does that one go to 11, it has sustain!

  7. Yomama

    Don has wrung the gospel truth out of one concise paragraph. But what has not been discussed here are the requirements established by fly shop owners nationwide and worldwide – for whom “classic” patterns must remain exactly that. With customers coming from all parts, The proprietor simply hasn’t time to listen to his wares being disparaged by time wasting critics, eager to point out regional differences and unacceptable barbarisms. It is the heavy coinage of commercialism that keeps the classic patterns pure.

  8. KBarton10 Post author

    You’re right about the vendor community needing some stability on the pattern front. At the same time it makes me wonder about all the genius we’d see in those bins if we excised the traditional fare.

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