Some fellows just can’t help dancing with lightning bolts. With us already on the outs with numerous humane societies the idea of incurring the wrath of Modern Bride is fearful and heady stuff …

But that’s why us fly fishermen trod the path less taken, which goes double for the crowd at myexwifesweddingdress.com who are finding novel and humorous methods to dispose of the ex-wife’s trappings of finery…

It’s Dress Use #54 – Fly Tying. How to dispose of a diaphanous veil via upright and divided – featuring Largemouth Bass as unwitting participants.

Details aren’t provided on the degree of burden, or whether large-mouth might have done the relationship in …  Those of the Brotherhood that tempt all manners of violent death or the fiery furnace of the Scorned are worthy of admiration.

All that lace suggests a Zonker to me …