While we’ve taken great pains to illuminate dozens of devices to clear your riffle of unwanted interlopers, it’s time to spread some love to the stillwater crowd, how they no longer need to endure sand kicked in their sandwich by insensitive power boat Nazi’s ….
If you’re getting sick from bobbing in other’s wake, and if that tawny nubile at the end of the ski rope just flipped you off, then it’s munchy time!
… able to submerge for thirty seconds, leap from submerged mode into midair, 50 mph on surface and 20 mph submerged – well, payback is going to be a watery bitch…
-via the Daily Mail Online
You can toy with the “fresh meat” screaming on the tow rope while the rest of the gals abandon their sodden beau and antiquated watercraft. insisting they share the really cramped two seat environment with you …
They’ll bring the beer. It’ll be cold.
‘This isn’t a submarine – you’re not going to visit the Titanic in it,’ Rob warns. ‘It’s more of a cross between a plane and a boat, and we’ve been improving the models constantly so they can do more and more tricks.’
Insist on the Great White paint scheme, it’s worth every penny of the $93,500.
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Looks like great fun!
Right up to the point the real thing decides to try and mate with it.
Just put it in neutral and hope the lovemaking doesn’t involve teeth.
“Throw back the little ones, and pan fry the big ones!”