A River of Champagne Runs Through It

Yellowstone guides are so affectionate Paris Hilton has anglers backpedaling in a tizzy with her recent confession that she adores fishing ..

… and I like to go fishing and I like to go look at frogs. I’m really random like that.

via HollywoodNews.com

Leave it to a socialite and outsider to boil the essence of the outdoor experience down into human terms, and with  understated elegance.

It’s plain angling writers have been on an unproductive tangent describing the heroics and hardship of accumulating angling wisdom, and eloquence was lost in the fog of war …

… we like frogs too, and random, but only when it pertains to our showing for work.

When queried of her upcoming reality show with Lindsay Lohan; where Paris and Lindsay portray fly fishing guides in Yellowstone, Montana, there was no comment.

Pre-production is rumored to have started with working title, “A River of Champagne Runs Through It” – but we’ve been unable to confirm or deny any detail.

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3 thoughts on “A River of Champagne Runs Through It

  1. Igneous Rock

    I get all my really important fishing tips from hollywoodnews.com. So glad you found it.

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