That’s when you turn to your son and have a serious heart to heart conversation – probably the hardest you’ll ever have, knowing the horrid truth …

“Kid, you’ve seen the best fishing has to offer, it’s all downhill from here.”

… minutes after the father and son team set up their rods by the banks of the reservoir, they began reeling in their massive catch, which fishing experts have described as one of the largest carp hauls in history.

Mr Lee credited the success on a combination of good weather and the imitation dog biscuits the two used as bait.

– via the Northhampton Chronicle

Which is the truly wonderful part of the story, akin to the freckled kid with bent sapling and enormous dripping trout. The high dollar tackle crowd clandestinely keeps count while gashing themselves in torment …

800 pounds later:

Mr Lee said: “By the end of it, Louis was getting a bit bored really.

Which explains why I can’t hook more than the occasional fish, I’m imitating a real dog biscuit.

Buoyant imitation Dog biscuit, soft enough to use on the hook or hair rig. Our imitation Dog biscuits have been developed to overcome some of the problems associated with other similar products currently available. The inclusion of a counterweight into one side, ensures that the hook always remains on top, out of view of any ware fish. It also ensures that the imitation biscuit sits low in the water, just like a real biscuit that has become waterlogged.

… all I need to do is add a set of bead chain eyes for a counterweight, and lose the deer hair that made mine look like a freshly discarded dry treat.

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