–via the Toledo Blade / Andy Morrison
I warned you about all of those untreated wastewater byproducts that burble out of the sewage treatment plant unfiltered. Rather than clean up our collective act – we were content with all-female fish and estrogen enriched Wonderbread …
… now the all them Hex’s share your yen for high fat, high sugar meals, and will be shambling out of the darkness to chase your daughter next …
Tags: Hexagenia Limbata, Mayfly, McDonald’s serves billions, wastewater treatment, your daughter’s next
Like the song sez, “Blow up your TV, throw away your papers, move to the country, build yourself a home.”
And now we move quickly to bachelor contestant number 2! Sir, If you would answer the same question: What would you suggest to our lovely bachlorette and her newly won Hollywood mansion?