Angling is a close second, as it’s always the sex industry that takes technology into areas the engineers never considered. For every tale of starving college students laboring in a dank garage that begat Internet millions, there’s an X-rated knockoff launched about 26 days after the Whizkid’s IPO.

… and a month after the first trademark infringement lawsuit, the angling version debuts.

I’ll call it one of the few legitimate uses for Twitter that I’ve seen, Lake Ontario’s charter boat captains giving up to the minute fishing reports via the Internet.

Meanwhile us fly fishing types will be left whining – unless all those outfitters insist on hooking crotchety old guides to their Twitter feed …

… with the resulting mayhem fairly predictable:

BushMaster	LightBreeze goodHatch Adam16 working, also Prince16BeadHead
@Bush: dude, whereUat?	FLYGuy
YOJIMBO	WANT GAY PORN? TONZ OF FREE MIDGETPORN GET PORN NOW!!!!!!
@FlyGuy: AintTelling. Clownshoes, youMotored myFish yesterday, Moron.	BushMaster
FLYGuy	@Bush: This what you call a fish report, OMFG your shop total suxors.
Adams are Ghey, only Tardz throw lameness. Lick the heels of your master.	TheDRAKE

… and if an iPhone falls into the deep part, will it make a sound?

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